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G-Fex

Member
Sorry spin, I've long since laid claim to the hardcore title.

It is my destiny

LOOOOOOL.

I guess I"ll have to make IsayFever then!

Tomorrow's first match will be a doozy

it'll be Daniel Bryan vs.
Chris Benoit
<---------- GET IT?
 

Entropia

No One Remembers
LOOOOOOL.

I guess I"ll have to make IsayFever then!

Tomorrow's first match will be a doozy

it'll be Daniel Bryan vs.
Chris Benoit
<---------- GET IT?

OOOH MY GOOODNESS!


What time do you think you'll be starting 'er up, G?
 
A helpful tip for people that follow NWA: subscribe to G-Fex's twitch.tv account. That way, you'll get emails whenever G-Fex begins to stream something.

It's even more helpful if you have that e-mail account tied to your cellular phone. Instant notifications wherever you are!
 

Entropia

No One Remembers
A helpful tip for people that follow NWA: subscribe to G-Fex's twitch.tv account. That way, you'll get emails whenever G-Fex begins to stream something.

It's even more helpful if you have that e-mail account tied to your cellular phone. Instant notifications wherever you are!

Good point - but can I do it on a channel by channel basis? I follow some others, and when I first was using justin.tv I Got SPAMMED when all those wrestling streams went live lol
 
I follow a bunch of channels on Justin/Twitch, and I only get alerts when the stream starts. Can't say that I've gotten "spammed," but we might have different meanings to it.
 

G-Fex

Member
PRESENTING Our first new PPV! Race to the case (Basically MITB)

But first, our legendary match that'll be important to submission specialists all around..

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G-Fex

Member
THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE GREAT FUN PPV!

I haven't a clue if i'll ever get that 43+ Viewership count. But I know that I'll always be happy knowing wrasslegaf and friends are there to watch me make a jackass out of myself.

So I have a special announcement.

Tomorrow I will not broadcast WWE '12

I'll be broadcasting.....DAY OF RECKONING, WRESTLEMANIA X8 And maybe LEGENDS OF WRESTLING II
 
Ughhh, I missed Race To The Case.

BUT DON'T WORRY CAUSE I'M ORDERING THE ENCORE RIGHT NOW. BUY BUY BUY.

Happy to see that the Tag Titles are back where they belong, and my World Title reign continues to bring prestige to the belt. All is right in the NWA.
 
Spintropia vs. Beefwreckers was quite possibly the greatest match ever
It was the best match in NWA history.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Ughhh, I missed Race To The Case.

BUT DON'T WORRY CAUSE I'M ORDERING THE ENCORE RIGHT NOW. BUY BUY BUY.

Happy to see that the Tag Titles are back where they belong, and my World Title reign continues to bring prestige to the belt. All is right in the NWA.
You guys won it in the most fraudulent way possible. 5 moves of doom? REALLY?
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Ughhh, I missed Race To The Case.

BUT DON'T WORRY CAUSE I'M ORDERING THE ENCORE RIGHT NOW. BUY BUY BUY.

Happy to see that the Tag Titles are back where they belong, and my World Title reign continues to bring prestige to the belt. All is right in the NWA.
Prestige? You haven't defended the belt once.
 
I tried shaking Spin and Tropia's hands after our 5 Star Classic as a sign of respect, and what did those jabronis do? They slapped my hand away.

No doubt that those vanilla midgets will amount to nothing.
 

G-Fex

Member
The only awkward thing here is the silence from the crowd when you stroll to the ring.

punkpipebomb.gif

DID YOU KNOW?

It takes Parallax a total of 40 minutes to stroll his ass to the ring, taking time to dance and count every little step til he's finally done.
 
DID YOU KNOW?

It takes Parallax a total of 40 minutes to stroll his ass to the ring, taking time to dance and count every little step til he's finally done.

Speaking of masturbatory entrances, did you retire from in-ring competition? G-Fex is strictly a backstage presence now?
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
The only awkward thing here is the silence from the crowd when you stroll to the ring.

punkpipebomb.gif

funny you mentioned pipebombs, because punk laid you clean out with one in out 6 man tag last night.

DID YOU KNOW?

It takes Parallax a total of 40 minutes to stroll his ass to the ring, taking time to dance and count every little step til he's finally done.

i know doink 2.0 isnt talking. laughing and clapping your hands as you clownishly make you way to the ring....
 

G-Fex

Member
Speaking of masturbatory entrances, did you retire from in-ring competition? G-Fex is strictly a backstage presence now?

Yes I did, strictly backstage as I oversee every show and have last minute script changes at the ready.

funny you mentioned pipebombs, because punk laid you clean out with one in out 6 man tag last night.



i know doink 2.0 isnt talking. laughing and clapping your hands as you clownishly make you way to the ring....

Excuse me, that was super ultra mega SWAG, coming out rapping to a Vanilla Ice song has made this sport more cool.
 
funny you mentioned pipebombs, because punk laid you clean out with one in out 6 man tag last night.

That was a Cena-esque sacrifice I made so other guys could have some shine. If you spent half as much time doing work in the ring as you do sending jealously my way, maybe YOU'D be a double champ.
 

Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Seems like the Nation is only good at losing. /smug

the only belt you have beef, you got by the assistance of another, so until you stop riding his coattails, i would stop talking

Excuse me, that was super ultra mega SWAG, coming out rapping to a Vanilla Ice song has made this sport more cool.

im not even going to attack you. i want you to read what you just said again and tell me all thats wrong with it

That was a Cena-esque sacrifice I made so other guys could have some shine. If you spent half as much time doing work in the ring as you do sending jealously my way, maybe YOU'D be a double champ.

i beat cena and punk. all you did was beat triple knee blowout. since you have all this new found confidence, how about an match between you and me, no belts, just you and me and the ring. you make the stipulation.
 

G-Fex

Member
guys if you want to tune in i'm streaming now.

Playing some legends of wrestlemania then I'll play DoR and WMX8
 
The 12/10 episode of "G-Fex Streaming" only hit a 0.1 in the 18-42 demographic going up against the Spike Videogame Awards, and UFC 140 this weekend. G-Fex was reportedly throwing pens and coffee cups all over the place because nothing was trending.

.
 
lololol @ these clowns Parallax and Steiner thinking they would beat me in a 3 way TLC.

THEN I DESTROY SANDMAN TOO WITH THE SAVAGE ELBOW

2 WORLD TITLE DEFENSES IN ONE NIGHT

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?
 

G-Fex

Member
lololol @ these clowns Parallax and Steiner thinking they would beat me in a 3 way TLC.

THEN I DESTROY SANDMAN TOO WITH THE SAVAGE ELBOW

2 WORLD TITLE DEFENSES IN ONE NIGHT

DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?
Sounds like the man who wouldn't mind a extreme ECW type of match next week against RVD and Raven AND Taz.
 
Beef Wreckers are frauds. Total frauds. I'm never letting that 5 moves of doom shit slide.

Have you uploaded that to YouTube, G-Fex? Best NWA match so far. It even had like 27 viewers. So hype.
 

G-Fex

Member
Beef Wreckers are frauds. Total frauds. I'm never letting that 5 moves of doom shit slide.

Have you uploaded that to YouTube, G-Fex? Best NWA match so far. It even had like 27 viewers. So hype.
Was that Friday or saturdays?


Itmustve me fridays yeah ill go upload the last two parts
 

Entropia

No One Remembers
Was that Friday or saturdays?


Itmustve me fridays yeah ill go upload the last two parts

Yeah, it was Friday.



Beef Wreckers, Spintropia is going to destroy you the next time we meet up!




(Why don't we have singles matches - Spin vs. Beef, Me vs. Wrecker or vice-versa)
 

G-Fex

Member
Yeah, it was Friday.



Beef Wreckers, Spintropia is going to destroy you the next time we meet up!




(Why don't we have singles matches - Spin vs. Beef, Me vs. Wrecker or vice-versa)

That's a great idea trope. It'll be Spin vs. Beef and Tropes vs. Wrecker.

and then Wrecker will face off in that ECW match later.
 
That's a great idea trope. It'll be Spin vs. Beef and Tropes vs. Wrecker.

and then Wrecker will face off in that ECW match later.
*camera shifts backstage to the Beef Wrecker's locker room*

Yeah I heard I got a match with Spindashing this week, but I don't believe it. See I don't even have a match tonight, but I'm still working out, because I got nothing else to do! What am I gonna do!? That's what I do! What am I gonna do, play the geetar? I can't play the geetar! All I do is BEAT PEOPLE UP.

I asked a question to myself, "what is Spindashing's motivation?" I know he loves shitty chicken, but I check my pockets and I don't have KFC...I don't have El Pollo Loco...I don't even have Churches...BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE.

Spindashing, you got TWO DAYS to come up with a magic set of balls to get in the ring with me. Because in two days...I'm gonna beat your ass. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO.
 

G-Fex

Member
*camera shifts backstage to the Beef Wrecker's locker room*

Yeah I heard I got a match with Spindashing this week, but I don't believe it. See I don't even have a match tonight, but I'm still working out, because I got nothing else to do! What am I gonna do!? That's what I do! What am I gonna do, play the geetar? I can't play the geetar! All I do is BEAT PEOPLE UP.

I asked a question to myself, "what is Spindashing's motivation?" I know he loves shitty chicken, but I check my pockets and I don't have KFC...I don't have El Pollo Loco...I don't even have Churches...BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE.

Spindashing, you got TWO DAYS to come up with a magic set of balls to get in the ring with me. Because in two days...I'm gonna beat your ass. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO.

*sitting at commentary table* Oh my, what a statement there made by the Beefster.

Will Spindashing cash all his gold rings in for the chance to beat the Professor? Can Entropia use his shadow powers to beat the World Heavyweight champion Wrecker?

What is this about Jeff Hardy wanting a title shot against Mr. ithil?

We'll find out in two days!
 
*sitting at commentary table* Oh my, what a statement there made by the Beefster.

Will Spindashing cash all his gold rings in for the chance to beat the Professor? Can Entropia use his shadow powers to beat the World Heavyweight champion Wrecker?

What is this about Jeff Hardy wanting a title shot against Mr. ithil?

We'll find out in two days!

*sitting at commentary table*
Hey who cares about that carnivore professor beef anyway? he doesn't even eat his veg, no wonder he hasn't grown up big and strong! what a goof! Sure he was big in the wrestlemania 2000 minor leagues with all his little "beefeaters" but this is the big time and he can't cut it here! now i'm going to put myself over and talk about twitter!
 

G-Fex

Member
*sitting at commentary table*
Hey who cares about that carnivore professor beef anyway? he doesn't even eat his veg, no wonder he hasn't grown up big and strong! what a goof! Sure he was big in the wrestlemania 2000 minor leagues with all his little "beefeaters" but this is the big time and he can't cut it here! now i'm going to put myself over and talk about twitter!

Speaking of twitter you can check us out there and try to get things like #NATIONOFMEDIOCRITY or #PLYWOODCARABROMANCE Trending Worldwide!

Oh my Professor Beef has come a long way since his No Mercy days, heck during his debut I always called it that he'd be champion.

Now I hear that The beef wreckers, that energetic tag team is going to defend their championships against Plywood and Sin Cara is this true?!??! They're double booked that night AND Tag teaming!

Sin cara made no statement but just pointed.
 
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