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[Apathy]

It's so painful seeing how much of this shit shes like seeing for the first time on the teleprompter and shes going with it

 

[joe2187]

HILLIRYCRAT!

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

judo chop count: 978

 

[paperboywriter]

Circus manufacturing

 

[Chris R]

She's a rather poor speaker

She might be a bit flustered speaking in front of so many people, but if that's the case who decided she should go out and not just be a splinter session speaker?

These circus mentions tho

 

[icespide]

THE ULTIMATE RINGMASTER

 

[Get'sMad]

cut the mic

shes dying out there

 

[User1608]

Can't even read off the teleprompter.

 

[marrec]

I'm missing this entire thing because PBS is talking about important things with smart people.

Just saying yall

 

[neostapler]

this is neat....i've never heard the sound of a teleprompter scrolling before

 

[Ardenyal]

ultimate ringmaster. ooh la la

 

[NullPointer]

Waiting for her to break out singing "I want to be Neenja"

 

[Tarkus]

I've never seen a speech this bad

 

[dallow_bg]

How did her small (international) business do well with 8 years of liberals?

 

[Judderman]

Trump's definitely the ringmaster alright.

 

[GaimeGuy]

well that was a trainwreck

 

[Lkr]

How can you be this bad at giving a speech on this stage? For fucks sake this is worse than a high school speech class presentation

 

[GusBus]

Manufacturing ain't coming back.

 

[Revolver]

I keep expecting Sandman from Showtime at the Apollo to come out for this lady.

 

[EmiPrime]

Because dems are horrible at energizing their base. Before the 2010 elections, a lot of shitty Democrats turned on Obama because it was the popular thing to do and a lot of GOP shits were getting bonus points for hating on the president. Once a portion of the dem party started doing that it disillusioned the base. I know this all too well, I was graduating from college at the time and saw far too many young people just not giving a shit about going out and voting. They were either dumb or lazy and thought that there were enough people going out to vote and they didn't have to.

That's unfortunate. Surely the Dems now smell blood in the water and will really go for it. There's the chance here to hold the presidency and control both houses for the next 8 years uninterrupted.

 

[BitStyle]

People need to stop clapping for themselves.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Where did they find these people

 

[Orbis Tabula]

DONALD TUMP: RINGMASTER

 

[SOR5]

The worlds funniest teleprompter

 

[Nordicus]

"To protect our young entrepreneurs, we will subject them to yuuuge healthcare bills that they can never get the chance to pay back!"

 

[redmetal86]

Coalfingerrrrrrr.

 

[Furyous]

Did she practice this speech? She keeps losing her place and blaming libryuls and Hilarycrats.

Everyone needs to watch this young turks live stream as it's golden.

 

[BradC00]

How can you be this bad at giving a speech on this stage? For fucks sake this is worse than a high school speech class presentation

sounds like she didn't take that class.

 

[ugaboga232]

Ugh giving doctors a bad name.

 

[itschris]

The woman that just spoke:

Vox: Michelle Van Etten works for a shady multilevel marketer that peddles useless supplements

 

[Lime]

Would you rather they bring out the black guys again and have them shouting ALL/BLUE Lives matter again?

I'd rather that the party wasn't so racist, transphobic and sexist in its ideology and policies and rhetoric

 

[MikeDown]

America will never dinnergate again!

#DinnerGate

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

Where did they find these people

I think this is who showed up.

 

[Imperfected]

Damn, she caught me.

It was me, guys. I'm the liberal who's been destroying America. I'm the one who's stopping America from being great again. I really thought I was doing a better job of keeping it under wraps, but the way the RNC has been harping on it every five minutes, I guess it's pretty obvious the cat's out of the bag.

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that mischief-making imp Priebus.

 

[User1608]

Oh, one of the good ones.

 

[GaimeGuy]

"I owe it to god and my parents."

So you're saying hard work doesn't matter. Just leave it to heaven and your parents.

 

[Hopfrog]

It has been months now but this still feels like a nightmare I can't wake up from. Millions of people think Donald Trump is worthy of being president. The man has been the butt of jokes since I was a kid and lots of people look at him and say, "Yeah, he can uphold the legacy of the party of Lincoln."

 

[Androidsleeps]

That was a very weird stand up act with a convoluted punch line..

 

[Hubbl3]

The woman that just spoke:

Vox: Michelle Van Etten works for a shady multilevel marketer that peddles useless supplements

Was she testing some product tonight?

 

[Applesauce]

Not just an immigrant, a LEGAL immigrant. Gotta make that distinction at this convention

 

[Vimes]

She might be a bit flustered speaking in front of so many people, but if that's the case who decided she should go out and not just be a splinter session speaker?

Wasn't she the one speaking to the empty room from the Medium post?

EDIT: Maybe not

 

[Xe4]

We're making progress on other planets, it's just an enormous waste of resources to fart around on the Moon and we're doing good work with machines on Mars.

Which is why we need to move to settle those places, not just visit. Again, we are doing good work with machines, but we could do so much more with Humans on mars and the moon and more.

 

[paperboywriter]

Did she practice this speech? She keeps losing her place and blaming libryuls and Hilarycrats.

Everyone needs to watch this young turks live stream as it's golden.

As a home-schooled circus clown, reading isn't a required skill

 

[Nordicus]

Damn, she caught me.

It was me, guys. I'm the liberal who's been destroying America. I'm the one who's stopping America from being great again. I really thought I was doing a better job of keeping it under wraps, but the way the RNC has been harping on it every five minutes, I guess it's pretty obvious the cat's out of the bag.

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that mischief-making imp Priebus.

Lock Im Up! Lock Im Up!

 

[Joe Molotov]

That was a very weird stand up act with a convoluted punch line..

"We call it the Hillarycrats!"

 

[dallow_bg]

One of the good ones.

 

[Sean C]

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, “Come and see.” And I beheld, and lo a black horse, and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny, and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

 

[jmood88]

Hello there, Amanda Flores (too bad you're a republican).

 

[DorkLord54]

A country with a strict immigration policy surely doesn't have a limited government.

 

[marrec]

Watching David Brooks on NPR is fascinating tbh, dude clearly does not want to associate himself with social conservatives.