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[Jigorath]

The Republican National Committee on Tuesday released a fake schedule of the upcoming fall meeting hosted by their political counterparts at the Democratic National Committee, including fabricated panels like "Where is Michigan?" and "No Money, Mo Problems."

The RNC sent an email to members of the press with the subject line "ADVISORY: Major Updates to DNC Fall Meeting," referencing the DNC's summit in Las Vegas this weekend.

The advisory schedule was full of made-up panels and speeches mocking Democrats for various things from the past year, including "Where is Michigan? A geographical presentation of what exists between New York and Los Angeles" and "The Menendez Mess: How to keep a convicted felon in the United States Senate," a nod to the ongoing corruption trial of New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez.

Some of the "highlights"

Friday, October 20th

10:00am Where is Michigan?

A geographical presentation of what exists between New York and Los Angeles

11:30am Should She Stay or Should She Go Now?

A roundtable discussion of the future of Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi moderated by Rep. Linda Sanchez (D-CA)

1:00pm No Money, Mo Problems

Investments the DNC would like to make – but can’t

5:00pm Ok, but really… ‘What Happened’?

A continuing conversation about who to blame for Hillary Clinton’s loss

Saturday, October 21st

9:00am Doing Data Right

Hillary Clinton and DNC CEO Jess O’Connell explain how the RNC has “sped past” the Democrats in data, technology, and party infrastructure

10:00am Weinstein Shopping Spree

How to spend the $300,000 in money we won’t return from Harvey Weinstein

5:00pm Impeachment or Else

Billionaire donor Tom Steyer lays out his requirement that candidates back a baseless impeachment effort that alienates the vast majority of voters

Business Insider

Republicans really have nothing better to do huh

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

Smh
This is some r/forwardsfromgrandma shit

 

[Primus]

Is that supposed to be humorous? 'cause it ain't.

 

[Gallbaro]

Eh, I do not have a problem with the satire.

But on a complete derail why is anyone morally obligated to give money back to a dirt-bag?

 

[MIMIC]

The Weinstein joke kinda takes it a bit far, me thinks.

 

[5taquitos]

Maybe they ought to figure out how to pass a fucking bill first before slinging shit?

 

[GrizzNKev]

Conservative humor.

 

[Random Human]

No one likes sore winners.

 

[Berordn]

Seems like a strange card to play when you're dealing with the whole "complete control of the government but unable to pass a single piece of their agenda" thing.

 

[PKrockin]

What's with this meme about Democrats not returning money Weinstein donated? I just saw it on Fox News a few moments ago as well. They want Democrats to give a sexual predator a shitload of money? Oh wait, that's right, it's another argument in bad faith.

 

[MartyStu]

Some of those are actually funny.

I particularly like the Michigan one.

Others are a big much...

 

[Strike]

It's probably better that they're doing this than actually governing.

 

[rtcn63]

psssh... nothin personnel... dnc

 

[Vuapol]

If anybody wants Robert Mueller's autograph something tells me he'll be in Vegas around 9 AM on Saturday.

 

[ClayKavalier]

Eh, I do not have a problem with the satire.

But on a complete derail why is anyone morally obligated to give money back to a dirt-bag?

What are they satirizing?

Some of those are actually funny.

I particularly like the Michigan one.

Others are a big much...

I don’t get the joke. Was Michigan in the news lately?

 

[Extollere]

No one likes sore winners.

Conservatives are incapable of making fun of themselves in any capacity, so yeah... Even when they're on top they have to poke fun at others.

 

[Dyle]

Doesn't feel like a good idea to joke about doing data right when Cambridge Analytica is part of multiple investigations

Weinstein joke is in bad taste, especially since the DNC has already promised to give equivalent amounts of money to charity. Is the RNC going to give back money from Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly?

 

[Berordn]

What are they satirizing?

Much like Trump's only accomplishment is winning the presidency, the RNC's only sticking point against the DNC is that Hillary lost.

 

[Hierophant]

Conservatives would still be talking about epic trolling and #memes

That michigan one is actually spicy tho

 

[ZeoVGM]

This legitimately made me cringe. It's so bad.

And this shit?

10:00am Weinstein Shopping Spree

How to spend the $300,000 in money we won’t return from Harvey Weinstein

This shit needs to stop. Hypocritical Republican assholes.

 

[Jigorath]

I don’t get the joke. Was Michigan in the news lately?

I think it's about Hillary losing Michigan in the General.

 

[bionic77]

The Weinstein joke kinda takes it a bit far, me thinks.

I think it's just fine.

Let's us fire back that their propaganda arm Fox News was just as bad.

 

[TurnipFritters]

I don’t get the joke. Was Michigan in the news lately?

It is a Coastal Elite joke referencing Clinton losing Michigan in the general election.

 

[curiouscharles]

Conservatives just, aren't, funny.

God this is embarrassing - wtf were they thinking?

Oh that's right, they're the GOP - they don't have brains to think with!

 

[Bronx-Man]

The RNC is mocking Dems for taking Harvey Weinstein’s donations.

The same RNC that had a convicted pedophile as Speaker of the House for 8 years, correct?

 

[Gaius Cassius]

DNC needs to hire the PR/Ad guys running the Wendys Twitter, asap! No mercy.

 

[Dead Prince]

jokes on them. they don't even have a real schedule.

 

[Shard]

Pride comes before a fall.

 

[Ithil]

Right wingers suck at comedy.

 

[Neuromancer]

Conservatives are terribly unfunny human beings.

 

[Khansolo1]

The RNC is mocking Dems for taking Harvey Weinstein’s donations.

The same RNC that had a convicted pedophile as Speaker of the House for 8 years, correct?

Wtf, who was the speaker?

 

[KernelPanic]

One of the tenets of their whole party is hating Democrats.

They’ll gladly shoot themselves in the foot and destroy their health insurance but hey they feel like “winners” against the evil blue party.

 

[lenovox1]

Wtf, who was the speaker?

That would be Dennis Hastert.

 

[B-Dubs]

Wtf, who was the speaker?

Hastert.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Wtf, who was the speaker?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert

 

[Blader]

How many hours and how many people did this take to think up?

 

[Khansolo1]

That would be Dennis Hastert.

Hastert.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert

How the fuck are they talking about Weinstein, when they made a child molester speaker of the house. Smh

 

[Steel]

The RNC is mocking Dems for taking Harvey Weinstein’s donations.

The same RNC that had a convicted pedophile as Speaker of the House for 8 years, correct?

Not to mention all the fox news harassment shit without any comments. Meanwhile, Dems returned/donated Weinstein's money...

 

[BoboBrazil]

12:30PM Electing a rapist and person accused of sexual assault 12 times and how to tie it back to the Clintons.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

The Weinstein joke kinda takes it a bit far, me thinks.

Yeah, joking about happily spending money from a sexual predator is fucked up.

But then, that's their base.

 

[Armaros]

Yes the GOP agenda is going so smoothly that they have the time to make fake schedules for the DNC.

Something about priorities.

 

[Gaogaogao]

they really and truly will do anything to make liberals mad.

 

[BriGuy]

Trolling is like their official party platform now. They morphed from whatever the hell "Morning in America" and "compassionate conservatism" was about to "u mad, libtard cuck fag? Lol."

I'm sure the party's forebears are just brimming with pride.

 

[ClayKavalier]

I think it's about Hillary losing Michigan in the General.

Oooooh. So more like something that would have been funny last year than something resembling wit or humor.

 

[TurnipFritters]

12:30PM Electing a rapist and person accused of sexual assault 12 times and how to tie it back to the Clintons.

You can't really make one of these lists for Republicans because you'd just, like, be listing their actual stated goals.

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

Okay, I laughed at the Michigan one. The rest were meh.

 

[Brandon F]

Pride comes before the fall.

Literally came to post this.

 

[99Luffy]

I enjoyed the 5pm one.

Oooooh. So more like something that would have been funny last year than something resembling wit or humor.

SNL did the same joke last weekend..

 

[Madness]

The Weinstein joke kinda takes it a bit far, me thinks.

Especially when Weinstein was as chummy with him as others. Plus Donald J. Trump is literally on tape talking about how he's so famous and rich women let him do what he wants, grab em the pussy etc.

 

[parrotbeak]

Remember that failed repub version of the Daily Show? No, no one does.