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The Road to the World Series: MLB Playoffs Thread!

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Mooreberg

is sharpening a shovel and digging a ditch
"What is going here?"

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"Puttindown on the suppantown!"

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Gorey

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Pedro is indeed a monster, but the 100 pitch mark is approaching. Granted, it may not matter by the time he gets there.
 

Iceman

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(EDIT: HEY MIG!!! You ordered an Ortiz upper decker with cheese on Italian to go.. why'd you edit?)

..or first base.

just wanted to chime in here and remind Yankee fans that the sport wouldn't be the same without them... it'd be like playing a video game without a final boss.
 

Miguel

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Iceman said:
(EDIT: HEY MIG!!! You ordered an Ortiz upper decker with cheese on Italian to go.. why'd you edit?)

..or first base.

just wanted to chime in here and remind Yankee fans that the sport wouldn't be the same without them... it'd be like playing a video game without a final boss.

WHAT IS THIS EDIT YOU SPEAK OF?!
 

quin

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.209 batting average against. i had no idea he was that good, everytime i see him he is giving up runs and hits, but maybe thats just the yankee's?
 

Vgamer

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For the Cardinals to win 4 straight they would have to get through both Schilling and Pedro again. Pretty tough if you ask me.
 

firex

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man, the sox are looking pretty good for game 4, too. derek lowe vs ... uh, whichever one of the cards' crappy overrated pitchers is pitching. but i don't count the cards out of it in game 4.
 

Bat

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Pedro just made himself another $10 million in his next contract tonight. That is really not just some abberation, though...it is how he pitched (for the most part) all year. He's bad against the Yankees but against the rest of the MLB, he's dynamite. People forget that just last year he had an ERA of 2.30, which in this era of baseball and pitching at Fenwayis remarkable.

This is was not the Pedro of 1999, though. That Pedro had a 97 mph fastball and would have struck out half the batters he faced. Still very effective, though.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Am I the only one that, when "Mother" plays in San Andreas thinks of Keith Foulke? :lol

Foulke really has been the unsung hero for the Red Sox. I've loved the guy ever since he was with my Sox, the Chi Sox. I fucking hated that trade the second I heard about it.

If you don't know who we traded Keith Foulke for....don't ask. It's beyond embarrassing.
 

Miguel

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Eminem said:
Am I the only one that, when "Mother" plays in San Andreas thinks of Keith Foulke? :lol

Foulke really has been the unsung hero for the Red Sox. I've loved the guy ever since he was with my Sox, the Chi Sox. I fucking hated that trade the second I heard about it.

If you don't know who we traded Keith Foulke for....don't ask. It's beyond embarrassing.
At least you're not Josh Miller.
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Iceman

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Vgamer said:
For the Cardinals to win 4 straight they would have to get through both Schilling and Pedro again. Pretty tough if you ask me.

No way Schilling will pitch again this year. Not a chance. But they still would have to beat Lowe, Arroyo, Wakefield and Pedro. I could see them taking two out of the next four but not all four. That's crazy talk.. well, WAS crazy talk.
 

Miguel

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BOSTON, MA--The 2004 Houston Astros are not a team that gives up easily. Left for dead midway through the season, the Astros came to life and surged into the playoffs, defeating the Atlanta Braves in the first round only to lose to the St. Louis Cardinals in the NLCS. But just when you thought the Astros were dead and buried, they’ve decided that they don’t want to go home just yet. The team announced yesterday that it was headed to Boston to play in the World Series, despite the fact that it had already been eliminated.

“The word ‘quit’ is not in this team’s vocabulary,” said manager Phil Garner. “There were plenty of times during the season when we could’ve folded our tents and gone away. But that’s not what we’re about. We just keep plugging away. That’s what we’re doing now. We’re determined to win this World Series, so we’re headed to Boston to take on the Red Sox.”

Garner said he was proud of his team for persevering even when their backs were against the wall.

“I’m sure a lot of you thought we were dead and buried when the Cardinals beat us in Game 7,” said Garner. “I’m sure you all counted us out. But we still believed in ourselves. We picked ourselves up, dusted ourselves off and now we’re ready for a real tough series against Boston. I just hope they don’t start it without us.”

Hundreds of Houston residents have made the trip to Boston to support their beloved Astros. The lack of available tickets, parking spaces and hotel rooms has not dampened their spirits. Most of these fans are just happy to be there after witnessing the ‘Stros get eliminated in the NLCS.

“I don’t care if I get a ticket or not. I’m here to support the Astros,” said Nancy McDermott, 32. “To think, just a few days ago I thought their remarkable run was over. I was devastated. But now, here we are in Boston to play the Red Sox in the World Series. Wow. This really is a team of destiny.”

Some Astros fans have already had run-ins with Cardinals fans that came to Boston to see their own team play the Red Sox. There appears to be some confusion over which team is the National League champ.

“These Cardinals fans should just go home,” said Phil Ross of Galveston, TX. “Just because they ‘won’ the series doesn’t mean they’re playing in the World Series. This is just another example of somebody underestimating the Houston Astros. We don’t get any respect. The rest of the league may be shoveling dirt over us, but we know that it aint over till its over. Hell, even when it is over it aint over…if you follow me”

In the midst of all the confusion, the league has attempted to clarify the situation by issuing a statement supporting the St. Louis Cardinals as National League champions. The statement, which was released Friday morning, states unequivocally that the Astros have been eliminated and should go home.

“The Houston Astros, though a talented and exciting team, were beaten by the St. Louis Cardinals in the NLCS. Traditionally, the winner of the NLCS goes on to the World Series. We congratulate the Astros on their fine season, but insist that they go home and let the Cardinals and Red Sox enjoy the spotlight which they have earned, fair and square. Now stop embarrassing yourselves. It’s fucking pathetic.”

Unfortunately, the Astros had already arrived by Friday evening. Players, in full uniform, were milling about outside Fenway Park. They managed to convince a confused security guard to let them into the stadium so they could take batting practice. While the Astros were taking their swings, several Cardinals players emerged from the clubhouse, bats in hand.

“We were getting ready to take batting practice, but when we walked onto the field the Astros were here,” said third baseman Scott Rolen. “They were in full uniform. Carlos Beltran was standing in the cage swinging away. Boy, was I was surprised to see him there. I figured he’d be in a Yankees uniform by now.”

After the confrontation between Rolen and Beltran became heated, members of both teams got involved. Several minutes of pushing and shoving ensued until security guards alerted the police, who arrived on the scene and kicked the Astros out of Fenway Park for good. Back on the team bus, the Astros vowed to continue battling until the final bell.

“I just want to say to all our fans that we are not throwing in the towel just yet,” said outfielder Lance Berkman. “We didn’t come this far to shrivel up and die when the odds are stacked against us. The mark of a great team is its resiliency and fortitude. We have all those things in spades. Plus, we’ve got a plan to get back into this thing. Unfortunately it’s going to involve shooting some security guards.”
 

Triumph

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i think it's pretty obvious that it's going to be a boston vs st louis world series. and what could be better? the two best places for baseball where the fans are #1.
Wow, looks like Lonestar called it all the way back on page one.

Of course, my predictions about St. Louis weren't all that far off either(just in how long it would take them to collapse- I picked the NLCS):

Me said:
Am I the only one who's noticed that the Cards have LIMPED into the postseason? That their starting pitching has started to unravel, and we all know that pitching trumps offense in the postseason, right?

GO BO-SOX! ONE MORE WIN!
 

Iceman

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May I remind you that I called it better than anyone:

Iceman said:
St. Louis and the Sox or Yankees... I have no clue who's going to come out the AL right now. But who ever does will beat up on the Cardinals and urinate all over them. It'll be an ugly World Series.

I couldn't call it between the Red Sox and Yankees because it could have gone 50-50... (7th game, come back from being down and out at 0-3.. 2 outs from being eliminated in game four.. how far of was I?) But the Cards were a deadlock in my mind. (At the beginning of the season I did pick the Red Sox vs the Cubs in the WS) And if the Red Sox win today then my call about the world series will be spot on.
 

Brofist

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This needs to just end here in a sweep. No more Wakefield knucklers getting destroyed, or Schilling bleeding in his sock. Lowe end this bitch tonight.

Nice job by Petey also.

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bishoptl

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The Sports Guy is gripping, hard:
My only pet peeve about having a Boston team in the Finals: When the Boston mayor makes the stupid bet with the other team's mayor. Drives me crazy.

For instance, before the World Series, Mayor Menino of Boston wagered a bunch of Boston beer and food products (Legal Seafood's clam chowder, a case of Sam Adams beer, 11 pounds of Dunkin Donuts coffee and a bunch of other Boston-related stuff in exchange for Anheuser-Busch Products, Toasted Ravioli, Bissinger Chocolate and some other St. Louis goodies from Mayor Clark Griswold.

That's a bet? Those are high stakes? Oh, no, we lost ... darn, we're never gonna replace all that clam chowder; I never should have let him sucker me into that. Please. I hate this stuff. Just one of these times, I want one of the mayors to throw something out there like, "If you guys win, I'll sleep with a tranvestite ... if we win, you have to try heroin and speed at the same time." Now THAT would get people talking.
 

tt_deeb

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Cardinals are going to come back and win cause it's fixed. What a better way to give the Red Sox a taste of victory and then fall back into the bambino curse.
 

firex

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I have a feeling it won't be a straight sweep, but you never know. Derek Lowe is good enough, and Jason Marquis is bad enough. If David Ortiz and Manny play horrible defense tonight, then I'd say definitely.
 
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