
Aaaah. It is a lovely day on Bikini Bottom. The oysters singing. The fishes floating around.
Huh? What is this? There is huge line outside The Salty Spitoon! It seems the new owner, DIO BRANDO, is only allowing the baddest of the baddest inside!
Not only that, but seems today is FREE T-SHIRT Day! This won’t do! You have to get inside no matter what.
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"Welcome to The DIO Salty Spitton, How much a dick are you?"
"How much of a dick I am? HOW MUCH OF A DICK I AM? I once lynched a innocent player on Day 1!"
"Yeah, so?"
"It was his first game."
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I LIKE YOUR STYLE, RIGHT THIS WAY PLEASE."
The GAF member got in, DIO looked back at the rest of the shady looking lot waiting in line.
"Well, SCUM, there is only space for one more Bad Dude to get in! I am a generous man, so I´ll let you trash sort it out. I´ll get in and suck the blood of a few maidens, and when I come back there has to be only one of you here. If not, then..."
DIO, with a sneaky smirk, returns inside the Bar.
Everyone in the line, now eager to fight, started flexing its muscles, looking at each other MENACINGLY.
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There can only be one.
Player list! Remember, names are for flavor only, go nuts x).
1) Sorian (Light Yagami)
2) LaunchpadMcQ (Adolf Hiptler)
3) Hyperactivity (Lago)
4) Makai (Makai)
5) CzarTim (John Wick)
6) *Splinter (Albert Wesker)
7) Kristoffer (Richard Dawkins)
8) kingkitty (Plankton)
9) Fireblend (Waluigi)
10) Cornburrito (Manfred von Karma)
Sample role PM
Welcome to The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are -_________-, All-Around Tough Guy!
Are you a BAD ENOUGH DUDE to kill someone else just to get a Free T-shirt.
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
So is everyone else! All the problems in life you have solved by killing your enemies, why stop now? You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out when your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun!