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[GaimeGuy]

We all have stories of crap that has happened on our schoolbuses. Share some stories of yours.


Last year, this one hot chick on my bus was giving this guy a handjob. The bus driver caught them. The girl got suspended, the guy didn't get punished at all, and he became the coolest guy on the bus. :lol

HONK HONK!

 

[Duck of Death]

Lots of funny short bus stories. It's always great to ride the ass of a short bus and watch the "special" kids freak out. :lol

And the corniest, therefore coolest pwnage phrase involves the schoolbus.

"You can call me the schoolbus!"

"Why?"

"'Cause I'm takin' your ass to school, son!"

 

[GaimeGuy]

Lots of funny short bus stories. It's always great to ride the ass of a short bus and watch the "special" kids freak out. :lol

And the corniest, therefore coolest pwnage phrase involves the schoolbus.

"You can call me the schoolbus!"

"Why?"

"'Cause I'm takin' your ass to school, son!"

:lol

 

[hXc_thugg]

Last year, this one hot chick on my bus was giving this guy a handjob. The bus driver caught them. The girl got suspended, the guy didn't get punished at all, and he became the coolest guy on the bus. :lol

Yeah, that was the best day of my life.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Yeah, that was the best day of my life.

:lol


Now come on, I know you guys have plenty of bus stories to tell.

 

[hXc_thugg]

:lol


Now come on, I know you guys have plenty of bus stories to tell.

I went to Elementary and Jr. High school in Northern California in a pretty poor area, and they didn't have bus cervices for school. Then when we moved here and I was in high school I only rode the bus for a short time. My older brother drove, and then I started driving after he graduated!

So no bus fun for me. I'm starting to feel like maybe I missed out!