The Sean 'Diddy' Combs Trial: Unraveling the Curious Case of Baby Oil

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I figured we could do with a new thread since the Diddy trial commenced today, and it's bound to get interesting. For those unfamiliar: Sean 'Diddy' Combs faces one count of racketeering conspiracy, two counts of sex trafficking by force, and two counts of transporting for prostitution – all felonies.

The jury has been finalised, and opening statements have been delivered. We're live. Let's discuss.

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I mean he calls himself poof daddy - by choice. Where I come from (proper hard council estate) it basically means "Gay Father" so of course he's going to be a fucken weirdo.

Then he rebrands as Pee Diddy. Diddy Riddler = Kiddie Fiddler. Twaaat

It'd be like me getting famous under my stage name Chris Cannibal and then deciding it gives off the wrong message. I'll rebrand and call myself Ricky the Rapist instead.

Tosser.
 
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So we have 3 options:

Dude spill everytning and destroy hollywood
They kill him in jail
Dude stay silent and it's gonna be a boring trial
 
Wouldn't have expected a cuckold fetish to be the intro to this trial. Stuff's bound to get really weird as they get into the meat of it.
 
The Cockatrice said:
Will never happen. The rich control everything.
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I mean, how do you stop him if one day he decide to spill while inside the court?

Is a sniper always aiming at him from a window?
Even after you threat him, even after he gave his word, dude can just go crazy all of a sudden and spill, how do you physically stop that?

It is not gonna happen because the dude is probably a spineless cunt and he care more about what he has to lose compared to a pity revenge, but the option is there if he want to.
 
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GymWolf said:
I mean, how do you stop him if one day he decide to spill while inside the court?
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GymWolf said:
how do you physically stop that?
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Death threat or live in prison a few years, go free and live your life rich again doing the same shit again? Pretty sure he wont risk spilling beans. He's a scapegoat for the richer monsters out there and even in prison accidents can happen. Epstein didnt kill himself.
 
The Cockatrice said:
Death threat or live in prison a few years, go free and live your life rich again doing the same shit again? Pretty sure he wont risk spilling beans. He's a scapegoat for the richer monsters out there and even in prison accidents can happen. Epstein didnt kill himself.
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You think this dude is gonna be free in a couple of years?
 
BennyBlanco said:
Jesus. Diddy in a mask giving you instructions on how to bang his gf while he photographs your drivers license sounds like a fucking nightmare.
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"Yes judge, I was terrified. Totally at his mercy. He could have killed me. All that fear, it made my penis rock hard. All I could think to do is release all that fear, that rock hard throbbing wet sticky fear, into this Cassie chick. Absolutely in fear of my life, your honor, hand to God!".

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I ain't buying it!
 
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Day 2 has started with the cross examination of the male escort. Some live reporting links if anyone wants to use them:

www.telegraph.co.uk

Diddy trial live: Ex-girlfriend Cassie to take the stand on second day in court

Sean “Diddy” Combs’s ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura is expected to take the stand on Tuesday on the second day of the disgraced music mogul’s trial.
www.telegraph.co.uk www.telegraph.co.uk
www.bbc.co.uk

Diddy trial live: Diddy's ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura expected to testify

Hip-hop mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs could face life in prison if found guilty in the New York court.
www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk

This X account is transcribing from the court room:
 
This is a tactic by the defense, make Puffy seem so silly and infantile about stuff like the brand of baby oil that he couldn't possibly be a threat to anyone.
 
I stopped giving a shit about P. Diddy the moment that he changed his name from Puff Daddy. There's only room for one Diddy in my temporal lobe... and he wears a red hat.
 
RagnarokIV said:
I mean he calls himself poof daddy - by choice. Where I come from (proper hard council estate) it basically means "Gay Father" so of course he's going to be a fucken weirdo.

Then he rebrands as Pee Diddy. Diddy Riddler = Kiddie Fiddler. Twaaat

It'd be like me getting famous under my stage name Chris Cannibal and then deciding it gives off the wrong message. I'll rebrand and call myself Ricky the Rapist instead.

Tosser.
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I remember when Diddy's old bodyguard told a story about him shopping for buttplugs.. he's on some weird gay fantasies
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