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[ErichWK]

 

[Boss Doggie]

I've been trying to emulate the hover bike sound but fail to do so

Chalk that one up to another of Ned's talents.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Season 26 returns from hiatus this weekend. I'll be updating that OT shortly.

I should say this...are they still gonna credit Sam Simon for any future episodes? I mean, he was never involved with the show after, what, the 4th series, but he always had the executive producer credit after each episode. Or are they keeping it around so his family would get the residuals, like that writer who died before Empire Strikes Back could be written, so that her relatives could get the payment?

 

[ElTopo]

"Well there's one thing he can't buy."

"What's that?"

"... A dinosaur!"

 

[smurfx]

 

[inm8num2]

Okay, that's hilarious. I just opened this thread to write, "Watch this, Ned. They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese," and someone posted the picture from that scene 5 minutes ago.

 

[Taborcarn]

Well now you've got a lawsuit on your hands.

 

[UberTag]

I should say this...are they still gonna credit Sam Simon for any future episodes? I mean, he was never involved with the show after, what, the 4th series, but he always had the executive producer credit after each episode. Or are they keeping it around so his family would get the residuals, like that writer who died before Empire Strikes Back could be written, so that her relatives could get the payment?

He still had his Developed By and Character Design credits tonight and I doubt those are going anywhere.

 

[Nerdkiller]

He still had his Developed By and Character Design credits tonight and I doubt those are going anywhere.

Yeah, I would not expect either of those to be removed, seeing as those were just for laying out the blueprint of what the series was to become.

 

[DrKelpo]

 

[NameGenerated]

It's Hammer!

 

[trab pu kcip]

RETURN TO YOUR HOMES AND PLACES OF BUSINESSES!

 

[inm8num2]

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Skinner: But how do I get out of the Army?
Bart: That's easy, just make a pass at your commanding officer.
Skinner: Done and done. And I mean done.

Another joke that won't age well.

 

[ErichWK]

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Dead white male bashing from a PC thug

 

[Natetan]

I've been called a greasy thug too and it never stops hurting

 

[Taborcarn]

Oh Margie,
You came and you found me a turkey
On my vacation away from workie

 

[jackrubyn]

youstolethemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate

Hahaha! I love that part

 

[ElTopo]

Oh Margie,
You came and you found me a turkey
On my vacation away from workie

Are you hiding something from me? - Like what? Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy.

 

[DrKelpo]

They didn't have Lord Huggington?

 

[Taborcarn]

Are you hiding something from me? - Like what? Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy.

 

[aygomyownroad]

Are you hiding something from me? - Like what? Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy.

One of the best episodes of the Simpson's every line is quotable.

"Excellent Zutroy work hard and each day you will receive a shiny penny"

 

[Übermatik]

 

[DrKelpo]

And what, if we picked the wrong religion? Every week we're making god madder and madder.

Testify!

 

[ElTopo]

Why do you mock me oh lord!?

Homer, that's just a pancake Bart stuck to the ceiling!

 

[Amalthea]

Sacrilicious.

 

[Item Box]

 

[DrKelpo]

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

 

[B.K.]

Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.

Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt PREVENTED the spread of toxic gas.

 

[UberTag]

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

 

[Zombie Lyle]

 

[Goodacre0081]

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[DrKelpo]

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God, I love that scene so much.

 

[Zombie Lyle]

Every time Skinner looks out the window is hilarious.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Every time Skinner looks out the window is hilarious.

I saw some awful things in 'Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma.

 

[jackrubyn]

I saw some awful things in 'Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma.

Got me thinking of Kent Brockman's quote on Kamp Krusty: "Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can safely say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together."

 

[Zombie Lyle]

.

 

[Taborcarn]

Every time Skinner looks out the window is hilarious.

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

 

[DrKelpo]

I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its school business. That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore.

 

[Zombie Lyle]

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

I think this is one of my all time favourite Simpsons quotes. Such a funny scene.

 

[The Real Abed]

I think this is one of my all time favourite Simpsons quotes. Such a funny scene.

It's right up there with the Grampa quote from Last Exit to Springfield:

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...​

 

[Natetan]

I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its school business. That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore.

Door to door sugar? What a marvelous idea!

 

[B.K.]

I love Skinner's darker moments.

 

[Guzim]

Johnny... JOHNNY!!!!!!!!

 

[platypotamus]

This was basically me when I saw the roguelike sale on steam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8Q5ZoJELQ

 

[ElTopo]

Johnny... JOHNNY!!!!!!!!

Cool, I broke his brain.

 

[bomma_man]

Is Skinner even 'canonically' a Vietnam vet anymore? Gulf war would probably be more appropriate

 

[The Real Abed]

I got something in the mail today.

Can't wait to put it together!

 

[Boss Doggie]

You know, I'll be honest. Principal the Pauper actually had a really deep, emotional plot. Honestly I wouldn't mind the whole episode if it weren't for the throwaway shit at the end.