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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography

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That's not even the right episode!
 

Wool

Member
People talking about the old thread, outside of Neogaf:

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Edit: I'm assuming the VGChampion that posted at the top of this page is the one who mentioned it on there...
 

Leeness

Member
Übermatik;57448942 said:
THE WORLD SAYS HEEELLOOOOOOO

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE

My favourite line from that episode is Dr. Nick. Delivery of "don't worry, you won't feel a thing...till I jam this down your throat!" is so good. Also "the best part was when he gave me my money!"
 

Wool

Member
Good lord what a dump, it's not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri.......that's why it was shut down and moved here brick by brick.
 

sikkinixx

Member
No joke. The McBain where he breaks out of the ice "ICE to see you" and Mendoza's cry "McBAIN!" Is one of the best Simpsons things ever. It's such a perfect parody if Arnie movies it hurts.
 

inm8num2

Member
No joke. The McBain where he breaks out of the ice "ICE to see you" and Mendoza's cry "McBAIN!" Is one of the best Simpsons things ever. It's such a perfect parody if Arnie movies it hurts.

Whenever I try to quote Arnold from Batman & Robin the first line that comes to mind is, "Ice to see you." Then I realize that's from The Simpsons.

That's how good that line is.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
No joke. The McBain where he breaks out of the ice "ICE to see you" and Mendoza's cry "McBAIN!" Is one of the best Simpsons things ever. It's such a perfect parody if Arnie movies it hurts.
Yes! His puns in the show were some of my favorites.

I also had to look up a Mr. Freeze video because I could have sworn he said "Ice to meet you" before. inm8num2 is right.
 
Holy shit at that Burns' World. I might have to forgive all of Modern Simpson's horrible transgressions for that one. That's easily the best Simpsons visual gag of all time.

Holy shit.
 

oatmeal

Banned
Someone needs to compile a list of all Season 11 and beyond's best episodes.

See if we can get at least 1 GOOD seasons worth of content that I can watch.
 

UberTag

Member
Someone needs to compile a list of all Season 11 and beyond's best episodes.

See if we can get at least 1 GOOD seasons worth of content that I can watch.
We've done this a bunch of times with different blocks of post-classic era seasons (and there isn't much from Season 11 that qualifies).

You can at least start off with these for the Season 18 and beyond episodes. We can always throw together some nice Season 11-17 lists down the road, too.

So lets see
Season 18:
24 Minutes
You Kent Always Do What You Want
Season 19:
Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
The Debarted
Dial 'N' for Nerder
Season 20:
Gone Maggie Gone
Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
Season 21:
Once Upon a Time in Springfield
The Squirt and the Whale
The Bob Next Door

Season 22:
Flaming Moe
Season 23:
Holidays of Future Passed
At Long Last Leave
Season 24:
Nothing.

Avoid these episodes at all costs!
Season 18:
G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
Kill Gil, Volumes I & II
Season 19:
That '90s Show
Mona Leaves-a (starts off decently, but turns into rubbish quite quickly)
All About Lisa
Season 20:
Lisa the Drama Queen
Four Great Women and a Manicure
Season 21:
The Color Yellow
The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
American History X-cellent
Season 22:
The Fight Before Christmas
Donnie Fatso
Moms I'd Like to Forget
Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 23:
Moe Goes from Rags to Riches (honestly one of the worst episodes ever, if not the worst episode ever)
Lisa Goes Gaga
Season 24:
I'm not sure yet, as I haven't watched much of it.
We've done this a few times in the last thread.

Instead of doing what I normally do and spout off a list of episode names which some may deem arbitrary (although I have watched every episode - something few people in here would be willing to admit), here is a list of the top-rated episodes from Season 18 and onwards as per their IMDB user rating score:

THE ESSENTIAL EPISODES

8.7 - Holidays of Future Passed - NABF18 - S23E09
8.5 - 24 Minutes - JABF14 - S18E21
8.4 - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind - KABF02 - S19E09
8.1 - The Book Job - NABF22 - S23E06

Watch these. They're the consensus favorites.

8.0 - A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again - PABF12 - S23E19
7.9 - The Debarted - KABF06 - S19E13
7.8 - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer - HABF15 - S18E01
7.7 - You Kent Always Say What You Want - JABF15 - S18E22
7.6 - Coming to Homerica - LABF12 - S20E21
7.6 - Dial 'N' for Nerder - KABF07 - S19E14
7.6 - To Cur with Love - RABF01 - S24E08
7.6 - Treehouse of Horror XX - LABF14 - S21E04

Let me interpret the above group for you. The premieres and finales have been somewhat score-inflated so I would discount those temporarily. Here's what we're left with:

SOLID RECOMMENDATIONS

8.0 - A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again - PABF12 - S23E19
7.9 - The Debarted - KABF06 - S19E13
7.6 - Dial 'N' for Nerder - KABF07 - S19E14
7.6 - To Cur with Love - RABF01 - S24E08
7.6 - Treehouse of Horror XX - LABF14 - S21E04

All of these episodes are solid, safe choices if you're looking to branch out after checking out the four essential picks.

There's a core group of diehard Simpsons enthusiasts that don't care much for ATFTBWNDA but I rather enjoyed it. It's certainly unique and hardly typical compared to what you'll find anywhere else in the series. I excluded it from the essentials list due to how divisive it can be.

NOW IT STARTS TO GET UGLY

7.8 - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
7.7 - You Kent Always Say What You Want
7.6 - Coming to Homerica

7.5 - 500 Keys
7.5 - Angry Dad: The Movie
7.5 - Beware My Cheating Bart
7.5 - The Bob Next Door
7.5 - The Day the Earth Stood Cool
7.5 - The Food Wife
7.5 - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
7.5 - Homer the Whopper
7.5 - How I Wet Your Mother
7.5 - Husbands and Knives
7.5 - Springfield Up
7.5 - Them, Robot
7.5 - To Surveil with Love

Every single one of these episodes has noteworthy flaws... and some are just plain bad. I'll vouch for the Matt Selman episodes from this group (The Day the Earth Stood Cool, The Food Wife and, to a lesser extent, Husbands and Knives) but even they're not for everybody.

7.0-7.4 - Decent enough episodes if they sound interesting or they come recommended to you by someone whose judgment you trust.

6.9 and below - AVOID AT ALL COSTS; there is nothing good here

So there you have it... you have 4 essential choices, 5 solid recommendations and then you can scope out others that people personally recommend from what's left.

IceDoesntHelp likes the episode where Bob slices his face off. I don't.
I enjoy Homer Goes to Prep School... but a lot of people won't.
He likes The Squirt and the Whale. I like The Great Simpsina. A lot of you don't like Lisa at all... there are other episodes for you to seek out then.

The important thing to remember is that Moe Goes from Rags to Riches really is the worst episode of all-time.
 

AniHawk

Member
Someone needs to compile a list of all Season 11 and beyond's best episodes.

See if we can get at least 1 GOOD seasons worth of content that I can watch.

you can get a good season out of 11-13 it's 15-24 that's more difficult (14 is the worst and has no redeeming value)

1. guess who's coming to criticize dinner (s11)
2. missionary: impossible (s11)
3. behind the laughter (s11)
4. treehouse of horror xi (s12)
5. the computer wore menace shoes (s12)
6. skinner's sense of snow (s12)
7. homr (s12)
8. trilogy of error (s12)
9. half-decent proposal (s13)
10. tales from the public domain (s13)
11. poppa's got a brand new badge (s13)
12. the wandering juvie (s15)
13. thank god, it's doomsday (s16)
14. the seemingly never-ending story (s17)
15. springfield up (s18)
16. 24 minutes (s18)
17. you kent always say what you want (s18)
18. eternal moonshine of the simpson mind (s19)
19. dial 'n' for nerder (s19)
20. gone maggie gone (s20)
21. the color yellow (s21)
22. stealing first base (s21)
23. the book job (s23)
 

Dr.Acula

Banned
Why did they start making Moe such an important character? Any episode where he's at the centre of a storyline is awful.

It was kinda funny when they did that ep where Grampa Simpson was a ghost in the love tester, but only funny in the "ha, how ludicrous to have a Moe story" sense.

Wasn't there some episode where Marge and Homer were dating in the 90s? They need to be baby-boomers the whole way. I wish they locked this show down like "That 70s Show" sometimes. Simpsons running around with iPhones doesn't really work.
 
Why did they start making Moe such an important character? Any episode where he's at the centre of a storyline is awful.

It was kinda funny when they did that ep where Grampa Simpson was a ghost in the love tester, but only funny in the "ha, how ludicrous to have a Moe story" sense.

Wasn't there some episode where Marge and Homer were dating in the 90s? They need to be baby-boomers the whole way. I wish they locked this show down like "That 70s Show" sometimes. Simpsons running around with iPhones doesn't really work.

I like that they just made their old Carnivale model into a widescreen ok lol
 

Ah, son, you don't need all that junk. I'm sure you've already got something much more important: a decent home and a loving father that would do anything for you.

...Hey, I can't afford lunch- gimme a bite of that donut.
 
Why did they start making Moe such an important character? Any episode where he's at the centre of a storyline is awful.

It was kinda funny when they did that ep where Grampa Simpson was a ghost in the love tester, but only funny in the "ha, how ludicrous to have a Moe story" sense.

Wasn't there some episode where Marge and Homer were dating in the 90s? They need to be baby-boomers the whole way. I wish they locked this show down like "That 70s Show" sometimes. Simpsons running around with iPhones doesn't really work.

Yes Homer was in a grunge band doing Nirvana covers.

Also I looked up the plot to Moe Goes From Rags to Riches.

Err... umm... yeah.
 
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