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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography

"Simpson? Look, we've already been out there for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun bite. How dumb do you think we are?"
 
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UberTag

Member
I'm still creeped out by the fact that Milhouse parents could pass as siblings.
Even Milhouse thinks they're siblings.

Here's an exchange from Season 22's MoneyBART...

Bart: Fine, you can be our coach.
Lisa: Thanks. You can be the free safety.
Bart: Wrong sport.
Lisa: I mean, the point guard.
Bart: Also wrong.
Lisa: I'm gonna do a little research.
Bart: A little is not gonna be enough, honey pie.
Lisa: Don't call me "honey pie".
Bart: You got it, tootsie pop.
Lisa: [grunts]
Nelson: Get a room, you two.
Lisa: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse: So are my parents, I think.
 

Boss Doggie

all my loli wolf companions are so moe
I think Chief Wiggum and his wife are also related.

Also apparently the whole Flanders clan look the same... and their wives all look like Maude.
 

Son Of D

Member
Watched Bart After Dark earlier, it's one of my favourites of all time I think. Definitely one of the better S8 episodes. We Put the Spring in Spingfield is a fun song as well.
 
I watched most of Season 8 about a week back, including Bart After Dark. I honestly wonder where Marge got the impression that Springfield doesn't want a burlesque house filled with booze, sex, and gambling. Surely she doesn't think she, the Flanders, and the Lovejoys are the moral majority.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
I watched most of Season 8 about a week back, including Bart After Dark. I honestly wonder where Marge got the impression that Springfield doesn't want a burlesque house filled with booze, sex, and gambling. Surely she doesn't think she, the Flanders, and the Lovejoys are the moral majority.
You know what, I think that was kind of the point. Where the moral guardians and the easily offended seemed to get all the power, no matter how few there are.
 
I watched most of Season 8 about a week back, including Bart After Dark. I honestly wonder where Marge got the impression that Springfield doesn't want a burlesque house filled with booze, sex, and gambling. Surely she doesn't think she, the Flanders, and the Lovejoys are the moral majority.

That's because Marge has lived in that town for 37 years!
 

Natetan

Member
I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle. It's about a certain house in our town.
 

Cheerilee

Member
I watched most of Season 8 about a week back, including Bart After Dark. I honestly wonder where Marge got the impression that Springfield doesn't want a burlesque house filled with booze, sex, and gambling. Surely she doesn't think she, the Flanders, and the Lovejoys are the moral majority.

Well, every named character in Springfield does seemingly show up at church every Sunday. It's not just the preacher, Flanders, and Marge every week. Marge pushes Homer/Bart/Lisa to endure the boredom of church because she believes it's for their own spiritual good, and to "keep up appearances" in a small American town. But she's not pushing anyone else.

Marge's long-established view of the town she has known all her life is of one that is solidly more devoutly Christian than Homer, probably about as devout as Marge herself (obviously not as devout as Flanders). Marge is "normal". But the vast majority of the townspeople also secretly engage in the debauchery of a burlesque house (not to mention the bordello, which they intend to keep secret even after the burlesque house is exposed). IIRC, all of the men of Springfield kept this side of themselves/the town a secret from all of the women in Springfield, even the ones with wives and girlfriends.
 
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