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The "Traumatized by Nintendo 64" thread - 56K get GT64

Horray for gaudy Playstation ports.

Dont forget Gex 3 - Deep Cover Gecko, Mega Man 64 (Okay port, but...just cant hold a torch to the original version), Resident Evil 2...

Oh, and I guess I'm one of the few that liked Bomberman Hero, where in my opinion, gave a better Single player than most other Bomberman games...ever. (And no, I unfortunatley never played Saturn Bomberman, sigh)

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Its very tragic how a lot of the stuff we kept seeing just couldnt make the cut.

Then again, its rather tragic that it was just yet another Mario 64 clone with some EWJ polish

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I never got Jim out of that coma ;.;
 
Biglesworth23 said:
Can I get some Duke Nukem 64 love here?

You know what? It had bots, alright? F'in bots. Does Halo 2 have bots? No. End of story! :lol

I remember wasting many hours on the Stadium level in Deathmatch mode. Picking off bots from a distance with explosive shotgun shells.

Really was a nice port, despite the censorship.

Speaking of FPSs, Doom 64 is still quite memorable to me, with the PSX version's sounds and all the lovely new graphics.

I bet if I showed that to people today, they'll be like "Doom 3!?!"
 
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See, this is the sort of thing I think about when I reconsider the N64's history. Whenever I'm driving through fog with someone else in the car, I still make a joke along the lines of "Oh nooo, I'm in an N64 racing game!!!"
 
fennec fox said:
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See, this is the sort of thing I think about when I reconsider the N64's history. Whenever I'm driving through fog with someone else in the car, I still make a joke along the lines of "Oh nooo, I'm in an N64 racing game!!!"

:lol :lol I do the same. We're such dorks :P
 
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Was Yoshi Story mentioned yet?!? Its bad when you feel ripped off just RENTING a game.

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Snap, Puzzle League, and the Stadiums were all great. Hey you Pikachu should have never existed.
 
Yoshi's story pissed me off. Beat it first try? Check! Beat it without any enemy causing significant harm? Check! Beat it within an hour? Check! A significant step into the 'kiddy' direction, check mate.
 
Chittagong those are good games did you play them all?
Chameleon Twist
Fighters Destiny
Top Gear
and Wayne Gretzky were pretty good games
 
Does anyone else have Body Harvest? It's pretty sweet, it's what Rockstar North (formerly DMA Design) made on N64 before they made GTA3. It's a game where insect aliens have attacked earth, and you go back in time to various periods to stop them. Standard story, but the great thing about the game is the levels are giant, and you can use just about any vehicle you want, sort of like GTA3. The save points are too spaced out, though.
 
the_zombie_luke said:
Does anyone else have Body Harvest? It's pretty sweet, it's what Rockstar North (formerly DMA Design) made on N64 before they made GTA3. It's a game where insect aliens have attacked earth, and you go back in time to various periods to stop them. Standard story, but the great thing about the game is the levels are giant, and you can use just about any vehicle you want, sort of like GTA3. The save points are too spaced out, though.
Yeah. I'd bet part of the reason why GTA never made it's way to the Cube is because of that game. Nintendo was supposed to be the publisher and asked them to completely retool the game like 2 times to make it more of an action game, make it something else, etc etc and then they dropped it all together and Midway published it. Another bridge burnt by Nintendo just before the other company hits it big.
 
the_zombie_luke said:
Does anyone else have Body Harvest? It's pretty sweet, it's what Rockstar North (formerly DMA Design) made on N64 before they made GTA3. It's a game where insect aliens have attacked earth, and you go back in time to various periods to stop them. Standard story, but the great thing about the game is the levels are giant, and you can use just about any vehicle you want, sort of like GTA3. The save points are too spaced out, though.


Also don't forget Space Station Silicon Valley for the N64 by DMA. You basically jacked animals as a...silicon chip!
 
teruterubozu said:
Also don't forget Space Station Silicon Valley for the N64 by DMA. You basically jacked animals as a...silicon chip!
Space Station Silicon Valley was AWESOME. :D
 
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Where is the Blast Corps love. This game was so great! Come on Xbox 360 version.

Best Puzzle game. besides this:
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Man Getting those Mountain Dew cans was a bitch.

I miss N64 so much. The good old times.
 
Senretsu said:
You know what game was pretty cool: Snowboard Kids. I remember playing that multiplayer for hours.

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never did player the second one.
SBK was the shit! Dozens of hours in multiplayer. The music rocked too. SBK2 was even better.

ourumov said:
Among my favourites:

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I secretly cherish the first MN64 over OoT.
 
Spazbiohaz said:
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Where is the Blast Corps love. This game was so great! Come on Xbox 360 version.

Best Puzzle game. besides this:
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Man Getting those Mountain Dew cans was a bitch.

I miss N64 so much. The good old times.

My friend wouldn't shut up about Blast Corps... I'd have to play it, but seeing RARE in the title...
 
The Experiment said:
When Nintendo 64 came out, I thought it was amazing. Remember that idiotic commercial with that guy tagging along with Mario? I wanted an N64...badly. When I got one for Christmas of 96, I was really happy and came with Mario 64. I also remember the school playgrounds (I was in 6th grade) abuzz of Mario 64 and the new Nintendo. PlayStation fans were laughed at, Saturn owners kept their mouths shut about ever owning a Saturn in the first place, and now it was no longer cool to own either an SNES or Genesis. Then Mario Kart 64 came out Valentine's Day. Most guys didn't care about girls back then and were much looking forward to Mario Kart than the dreaded V-Day. I remembered a few kids skipping school (this is still in 6th grade) just to snag and play Mario Kart 64. They might as well, as Valentine's Day was a waste anyway.

I got Mario Kart a week later and enjoyed it. It took me just a couple of weeks to clear Mario (getting all 120 stars) and Mario Kart took just a weekend. As an impressionable youth, I was puzzled. Mario Kart 64 disappointed me and I couldn't get into Mario 64 anymore. I started getting into physical activity again and no longer relied on N64. My hopes for N64 were renewed with Star Fox 64. I thought that game was fucking amazing. Indeed it was. It was short but had high scoring ability so I can recall pulling off these insane scores for this game. I even unlocked the bazookas. Still, with little to play, this game took maybe a month to finish and was eager for more. Nintendo stood and delivered: Goldeneye.

The hype around Goldeneye in my opinion is the biggest of all time. More than Mario 64, more than PlayStation 2, more than Halo 2. It was insane. Everyone and anyone made sure they bought this game. Jocks and nerds alike could converse about what they liked about the game, their favorite weapons, levels, mode of play. Multiplayer became a good hanging out theme. We'd go to a friend's place, play Goldeneye for hours on end, and snack on whatever was there. However people were cheaters. Damn them! Most of them got Game Sharks and unlocked everything. Well, I got the special shit (even the 2nd level 00 Agent one) without a Game Shark.

Then that is where shit happened. More and more, the word "PlayStation" was uttered. Final Fantasy VII wowed us impressionable Junior High Schoolers. Suddenly, Goldeneye was falling out of favor to Tomb Raider, Final Fantasy, Cool Boarders, Crash, and Twisted Metal. See that? Games that came out just for that holiday season alone was about as much as a year of popular N64 buys. I stood by the N64, damn it. I got Diddy Kong Racing and yes, Yoshi's Story. DKR was tits. Porn star tits in fact. Yoshi's Story took me just a day to beat (Saturday I believe) and nobody was there to talk about it. Nothing about DKR too. Now it was "Wow, I was able to get Sweet Tooth on TW3" or some shit like that. I felt alone. The choice would have been to move on and find a better hobby but I was a complete shithead and refused to give up gaming. What few people stuck by the N64 was anxious for Banjo-Kazooie (the unofficial Mario sequel) and of course, Ocarina of Time. N64 was falling out of my peer's minds. Clutching to the console like a starving child with a loaf of bread, I was pissed. I started hating Nintendo. N64 was even made fun of by idiots pretending to be cool. I joined in. God, I suck.

Banjo came out and not a peep was heard. Now it was the children's console. Banjo was hardly the cool game and with Yoshi's Story and DKR, I felt like a Grade-A chode for standing in line for the game along with 6-8 year olds. I was going into 8th grade for fuck sakes. This was where I was supposed to be cool. Voice a cracking and growing an inch a day it seemed, the N64 got boring to me. Once again, replaying the old N64 games could not be done. Nobody even cared about Goldeneye anymore save for a few, the true, the N64 hardcore.

When OOT came out, the people who seemed to have forgotten their N64s were abuzz about it. In a way, OOT was the jolt that N64 needed. From that point on, people were playing Goldeneye more and more. Games like Smash Brothers helped solidify it as those fun multiplayer games. They were fun until High School when beer to N64 controllers were preferred but for the following 1-2 years, Goldeneye again was where it was at. OOT was huge. Like Mario Kart, people skipped out to get it. People who seemed above video games (but were jizzing their pants a year back about Goldeneye) were jonesing for the new Zelda. It was a good time to be a gaming nerd. Nerds and jocks can once again talk about their locations in Zelda. Beating OOT was a good achievement. Fuck school and fuck sports, OOT was where it was at.

From that point on, the only time people cared about N64 was limited only to playing Smash Brothers and Goldeneye until maybe the 9th grade. That was it. Later in 1999, I sold off my Nintendo 64. I no longer was satisfied with it. It was like a good lover who gave it up once a month. I have needs, you know. With the Dreamcast coming up and the (at the time) elusive yet attractive PlayStation 2, N64 just had no room in my heart. I went to another lover (DC) and didn't look back.

Wow. Deep. And, I totally agree with you. This may be the post of the year. It completely summed up everything I felt about the rise and fall of Nintendo. Congrats.
 
I remember the final joy of completing everything in Goldeneye, unlocking that last cheat, damn that was nice. Took 2 years or something in realtime. Braggin' rights abound locally :lol .

I think GE, Diddy Kong Racing and then Perfect Dark were my last 'elite' games which I played to death, completely mastering every damn aspect of them (all Rare games heh).
Used to hold 10 of the speed world records for PD *shurg* :lol , among them beating the first level in 5 seconds or whatever it was, don't remember, still have polaroid photos of the stat screens somewhere though hehe.

The N64 was a great generation in hindsight, lots of nice gaming memories.

The games I'll remember in similar fashion from this generation I think only will be MGS2 on PS2 and then Halo, Halo 2 was and still is great, but it falls flat next to Halo 1. For me, this generation has lacked alot of those true gems.
Admitedly my 'field-of-gaming' has been limited to an extent, dumped the PS2 shortly before the Xbox launch so I haven't played MGS3 or such, and I only got a GC next to it, which haven't delivered as far as I'm concerned, Zelda05 may save it, I don't know.

But in the end, I don't feel the need to play all those 'missed' ones anyway.
 
acoustix said:
Has anyone here played G.A.S.P.? Im curious about its suckage factor...

I remember renting it once, shortly after it had been released. I didn't think it really sucked, it was just...meh in everything (stages, character design, movesets,... were rather boring) EXCEPT that it had a create-a-figher mode :lol Revolutionary!!


Apart from that, I enjoyed Killer Instinct Gold and Fighter's Destiny. But yeah, they don't really compare to most of the PSX fighters.

Hybrid Heaven is actually one of my favourite N64 games. And I understand the Castlevania 64 hate, but I really enjoyed it, despite its flaws.

Damn. This makes me want to play some N64 games again... but I sold mine :(
 
djtiesto said:
My friend wouldn't shut up about Blast Corps... I'd have to play it, but seeing RARE in the title...

It is a great game even to today's standards. Making a puzzle game out of cars and mechs was a great idea.
 
The PS2 & N64 had the most asstastic line up of games ever, what an awkward generation for consoles.

The PS2 had much better 3rd party support, but shit tech that gave migranes just trying to figure out what the hell it was we were supposed to be looking at on screen, while the N64 had the shittiest line up of 3rd party developers ever while the TV screen looked like someone smeared vasoline all over it before turning the console on.

I'm glad we've gotten past the era, seriously, the 16 bit era wasn't nearly this efficeint at inducing headaches.
 
Go Go Ackman! said:
Wow, what a shitty fucking library. Glad I went with Playstation in my highschool years. So many fantastic games.
Oh give me a break. The PS has like 50 crappy games for every decent game, and 20 decent games for every good game. :lol

I mean, there were, what, ~3000 games released for the PS? I think I read a list like that on gamerankings or somewhere like it.
 
Mission Impossible
Castlevania 64

Both incredible games and Fighter's Destiny was fun too... I'm traumatized by your stupid choices.
 
I thought this was a disappreciation thread. What is Blast Corps doing here!!


:lol I'm guessing he typoed (twice) and meant PS1 cause otherwise his statement makes no sense at all.
 
GaimeGuy said:
Oh give me a break. The PS has like 50 crappy games for every decent game, and 20 decent games for every good game. :lol

I mean, there were, what, ~3000 games released for the PS? I think I read a list like that on gamerankings or somewhere like it.

What does that have to do with it? N64 had about 5 games worth even touching. Playstation had countless high profile RPG's, racers, fighting games, shooters, you name it, it was there. N64 was shit in every category save for FPS's and 1st party Nintendo games. Despite the crap, the bottom line is that playstation was home far more quality games than n64, not even the most blinded n64 kissass would fucking argue with me.
 
The Nintendo 64 maybe had 15 or so genuinely awesome games. There are always little gems here and there, of course.

And yes, the PSOne had mountains and mountains of garbage in its library. That's what happens when you have the biggest library in history. See: the NES or Atari 2600.
 
Go Go Ackman! said:
playstation was home far more quality games than n64
Ok, but the way you worded your post, you kind of implied that the N64's overall library was shit, and the whole PS library was great. While there were plenty of good games on the N64, and plenty of shit games on the PS, and vice-versa.
 
I played an RPG on the n64 towards the end of me owning the 64. I dont remember much about it other than you started out in a church with stain glass windows.
I think it was fucking called "RPG64" for some reason.
 
Quest 64 and despite what SOME people in this thread might have you believe, it was atrocious.

Ogre Battle 64 was where it was at on the N64. Perhaps it's only truly great RPG, but it was a f-cking stupendous one.
 
Neither did its developers, trust me. Argh. Thankfully, I only borrowed that shite from a friend. Nothing lost except for (a very small amount of personal) time, and a bit of faith in humanity.
 
Here's how things worked for me.

IGN64: HOT NOO N64 GAME COMING OUT
Me: OMG about time
IGN64: LOOK AT DEEZ SCREENSHOTS
Me: These are pretty OK I guess
IGN64: DAILY UPDATES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS WITH A NEW CHARACTER OR SCREENSHOT
Me: I am hyped for this shit now! Dayumn
IGN64: Review: 8.1 "This is a pretty good N64 offering!"
Me: (Buys game)
Me: WTF, this game is complete shit!
 
It had both. If you never got passed the church, then you didn't play it for more than 5 min. Well, it had the elements of a story and combat system, at least.
 
Sho Nuff said:
Here's how things worked for me.

IGN64: HOT NOO N64 GAME COMING OUT
Me: OMG about time
IGN64: LOOK AT DEEZ SCREENSHOTS
Me: These are pretty OK I guess
IGN64: DAILY UPDATES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS WITH A NEW CHARACTER OR SCREENSHOT
Me: I am hyped for this shit now! Dayumn
IGN64: Review: 8.1 "This is a pretty good N64 offering!"
Me: (Buys game)
Me: WTF, this game is complete shit!

Reminds me of the GCN. wait, no.
 
Wow. Deep. And, I totally agree with you. This may be the post of the year. It completely summed up everything I felt about the rise and fall of Nintendo. Congrats.

Looking back, I thought it was poorly written.

The Nintendo 64 overall was a big mistake for me but offered many memories. I'd be willing to go on the record and say that Diddy Kong Racing was my favorite game. I remember getting to the future levels and thinking, "Damn, this game never ends."

Biggest disappointment of all time had to be Yoshi's Story. I enjoyed Island so much that I got Story on the first day. I remember when it was called Yoshi's Island 64 so I expected it to be much better than it was. The game itself was good but was way too easy and way too short. Even with collecting 30 melons per stage, it was just a short while. In my opinion, its an awesome game to rent but not even close to a buy. As a kid who barely had any money and spent all my birthday cash on this game, I was royally pissed.

Here's how things worked for me.

You lucky bastard. Here's how it was for me:

12 year old has maybe $200 to spend throughout the year. Not enough cash to buy a gaming magazine and no internet, my only way to gauge how good a game was is by its prequel on SNES. Case in point: Yoshi's Story.
 
Hey hey hey hey hey!!! Fighter's Destiny was actually quite decent, don't knock it.


Btw, this thread makes me realize just how far graphics have come this generation, also that when N64 games looked bad, they LOOKED BAD!
 
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