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[Ferrio]

Wax lips? LOL wtf are those?

Flavored wax + other things shaped in the form of some kinda comedic lips. Has a small part you put in your mouth so you can "wear" them.

You pretty much treat it like chewing gum though.

I *love* them, not sure why everyone is shitting on them.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

The chocolate ones were kinda good. Necco Wafers are my candy corn, every year I get nostalgic for them, and every year they still suck.

I get a little nostalgic for Necco candy from time to time. When I was a kid, I hated the stuff though. Mary Janes, Long Boys, Wafers and Mint Julep chews, I hated houses that gave that stuff out.

You're giving candy to children, not elderly people for god's sake!

 

[The Lone Courier]

Never heard of wax lips.

 

[Clipse]

They still make Bubble Tape?

 

[KissVibes]

Raisins for maryland? Bullshit, everyone out here ONLY GAVE OUT TOOTSIE ROLLS!

And not even the flavored kind, eight. Just some regular ol' bullshit logs.

Fuck PG county trick or treating. Montgomery is where its at; only ever got to do it once tho.

 

[cacildo]

Ugh, raisins. Another bad aspect of VT!

I like raisins! Wish i had some right now

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

I assume by apples, they mean candy apples? Ohio knows what is up if so.

They're nature's candy

 

[QP3]

*looks at VT, finds raisin in the key*

This wasn't Halloween, Vermonters are just trying to make trail mix!

Spoiler

damn it VT, raisins?...raisins!?"

 

[Kickz]

Lousiana I see you. Seriously funny stuff giving out Ring pops

 

[Kickz]

These

This stuff shitts all over Starburst/other jelly trash

 

[Rich!]

so earlier I went to Makro to buy a crate of shit to give to kids tonight at halloween

do you know what we gave them?

we had 200 of them

dime bars for all

Spoiler

fuck the rename

 

[Schweinehund]

Reeses is best, but my state has Bubble Tape :|.

 

[Kickz]

Alabama:

oh the memories

There is a disappointing lack of this on the map...

 

[perfectchaos007]

There is a disappointing lack of this on the map...

Alabama!

 

[wsippel]

Wait, Americans know Mamba!? Never knew those were a thing outside of Germany...

 

[dafinezt]

I'd rather get pencils than wax lips.

 

[Mr. Doop]

And not even the flavored kind, eight. Just some regular ol' bullshit logs.

Fuck PG county trick or treating. Montgomery is where its at; only ever got to do it once tho.

The flavored tootsie rolls are legitimately really good, which is weird because the chocolate ones are terrible.

 

[Superflat]

Moving to Maine because they have the right idea

 

[Kirlia]

Milk Duds suck

Milk Duds rock. Period.

(rides Milk Duds train into the sun, alone, and dies)

 

[Xe4]

Born and raised in NM. Did get a few pencils when trick or treating as a kid. But like 1-2 the entire night, and they came with candy, so...

 

[shinobi602]

Laffy Taffy> anything else.

Addictive shit right there.

 

[CloudyTuba]

Maine and Alaska: Where parents have their shit together. Rock on, guys.

 

[SliceSabre]

Candy/caramel apples in Ohio?


Hmm, yea now that I think about it that shit is fucking everywhere here. I'm so-so on them. But I've never seen anyone giving them out as treats on Halloween.

 

[akira28]

what is this? 1962? Who the fuck gives out wax lips and candy apples?

 

[DietRob]

I've lived in Ohio for almost 40 years. Been trick or treating myself as a kid and 10 or 11 years with my kids and have never once gotten an apple. Candy or otherwise.

This list is bullshit.

 

[Dad]

I've lived in Ohio for almost 40 years. Been trick or treating myself as a kid and 10 or 11 years with my kids and have never once gotten an apple. Candy or otherwise.

This list is bullshit.

They used Google trends to see which types of candies were trending most, not necessarily which ones were handed out to trick-or-treaters the most. In which case I'd believe it, since caramel apples are everywhere right around now.

 

[Sonicbug]

Junior Mints, fuck yeah.

California, what the hell?

 

[Korigama]

Pencils, New Mexico? Seriously?

 

[tanooki27]

woulda thought laffy taffy for georgia

 

[unknownstranger]

Wisconsin and Missouri got it right. Delaware, Maine, D.C. and Alaska are ok by me too.

 

[NomarTyme]

This is a shitty poll. Wax Lips? no freaking way.

 

[Obrek]

Candy corn should not be trending in any place, at any time.

 

[notworksafe]

Pencils for New Mexico? Nah dawg. Wtf crap survey is thus?

 

[Extra Sauce]

I was about to move to Maine until I realized those are Reese's PB cups, not cup cakes.

 

[shaowebb]

WV reporting in. Fuck candycorn as our treat. I bought nothing but KitKats to pass out.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

WV reporting in. Fuck candycorn as our treat. I bought nothing but KitKats to pass out.

Shouldda went with this.
Surprised that's not WV's #1 candy choice.

 

[RumblingRosco]

So in other words, this thing means nothing.

That methodology is horrid. Why not display more than one candy if there is a tie?

 

[KissVibes]

The flavored tootsie rolls are legitimately really good, which is weird because the chocolate ones are terrible.

Fucking right.

You used to be able to buy a 5lb bag of JUST the cherry tootsie rolls at the local supermarket chain, Giant Food. My next door neighbor and I would get a bag each and finish them off before the end of Halloween.

 

[Necromanti]

we had 200 of them

dime bars for all

Spoiler

fuck the rename

Dime bars? That's objectively (and morally) wrong.

 

[airmangataosenai]

The number of candy corn states is a bit shocking to me. Poor kids.

 

[Nudull]

Pfft, Air Heads? Where's the candy corn love, Florida?

 

[jyoung188]

What the fuck are wax lips?

 

[shaowebb]

Shouldda went with this.
Surprised that's not WV's #1 candy choice.

From what I remember growing up its the Tootsie Roll Midgies and those are about as close to a rock of flavorless dark matter as it gets.

 

[Scarphace]

Pencils? Really? I would be pissed if I was a kid

 

[madp]

Guys they're not talking about apples and oranges in terms of unadulterated pieces of fruit for Ohio and Washington. Ohio is candied applies:

And orange slice jelly candies for Washington:

Both are good.

 

[finowns]

Does anyone actually like candy corns? They're disgusting.

 

[Dominator]

Bubble Tape in NJ? I don't know a single person who chews that gum, or gives it out for Halloween lol

 

[WickedCobra03]

I believe none of this. I wonder how they found and calculated all of their data?!

 

[InsanerBrainer]

All those kids that complain about the shitty candy they got for halloween. Kids in New Mexico are like "At least you got candy. I got a fucking pencil."