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[LOLDSFAN]

Twizzlers > Red Vines.

Also the only thing worse than a pencil would have to be candy corn.

 

[Armaros]

what the fuck are mamba fruit chews?

These

 

[naib]

What the hell are "charms"? I know they're not giving out cereal..

edit:

Oh.. Never heard of 'em.

 

[riotous]

what the fuck are mamba fruit chews?

Been around forever.. Starburst like candy with colorful packaging.

 

[bjork]

Really, just Amazon it.

You can get a 12 pack set of the movie sized candy boxes for around 15 bucks.

You don't understand. I will eat an entire box. Fun size halloween is just enough to go "my teef hurt, I should really stop." I would pay extra for them to inhibit my ability to consume quickly.

 

[Odrion]

Milkduds? Seriously Minnesota?

 

[Kirlia]

Milkduds? Seriously Minnesota?

Milk Duds are the best. People in Minnesota know what's up!

However questionable this survey is, it has at least made me aware that, somewhere, somehow, at least one person has considered giving out pencils as a Halloween "candy". And that is both hilarious and tragic to me.

 

[triplestation]

PENCILS LMAO

 

[kess]

Wait, people actually buy Red Vines

Milk Duds are the best. People in Minnesota know what's up!

Milk Duds suck

 

[BobTheFork]

I call BS. Nobody out here is eating Mamba's.
I haven't even seen a pack in stores in years.

 

[Karkador]

.....I like candy corn...

 

[CSX]

I live in texas and never had atomic fireballs

 

[GaimeGuy]

"atomic fireballs" sounds like an STD

 

[Woody Invincible]

I'm moving to a state that knows that reese's pieces are the GOAT.

 

[cajunator]

bottlecaps are so good

 

[Matt Attack]

I'm in Florida and I like Air Heads!

 

[cajunator]

anyway, ring pops are an excellent choice.

 

[deadlast]

"atomic fireballs" sounds like an STD

They're amazing!

My buddy from Texas always bought the mega bags of those things.

 

[GulAtiCa]

Pencils????

 

[gutter_trash]

New Mexico, what the fuck is wrong with you?

New Mexico hates Halloween, confirmed

 

[Mission]

I'de rather eat pencils than

Are these supposed to be salt water taffy or "halloween kisses" (vanilla hard toffee)?

If the latter I have a love hate relationship with them. I used to love them but in my early 20s I had a tooth not properly covered after a root canal and while eating one of those I chewed in the wrong spot. 20 years later I have no tooth in that spot and the replacement options aren't attractive. I have enough dental work since then to know that they would pretty much yank any filling in my mouth at this point.

 

[-Horizon-]

atomic fireballs? really? smh

 

[Dsyndrome]

Runts checks with Oklahoma, can get them in plenty of candy dispensers at stores (or you could while I was growing up). Can't even find Bottlecaps at the grocery stores here in Washington, pisses me off.

 

[daveo42]

I can get behind some healthier snacks being handed out to kids but Wax Lips?

 

[EulaCapra]

Wax Lips will definitely not be given out in many Californian homes.

LMAO pencils.

 

[kess]

Worst halloween "treats" ever:

Salt Water Taffy
Tootsie Rolls
Hard Pretzels
Loose Potato Chips
Circus Peanuts

 

[commedieu]

Its like they just phoned the elderly population that would be around a lan line to pick it up..

There is no way this is accurate.

 

[zma1013]

Candy Corn is like the candy you crave all Halloween, then you eat one or two pieces and realize you hate it. Repeat for each subsequent year.

 

[Aiustis]

Apples!

I used to love getting apples because the people that passed them out where I used to trick or treat had the fancy premium apples.

Edit:

Candy Corn is like the candy you crave all Halloween, then you eat one or two pieces and realize you hate it. Repeat for each subsequent year.

Well excuse me and the lb of candy corn I've been eating every week.

 

[Schrade]

Saying Wax Lips is the trendiest candy in California is like saying Fish Tacos are the state food. Fuck that noise.

 

[bjork]

I think this list is off, the more I look at it. Where are the M&M/Mars candies at? No Snickers or M&M or Milky Way or Three Musketeer? Pencils and orange slices are more popular?

 

[zma1013]

They just mixed up the survey questions with California. They actually asked them "What procedure do you want done to your face?"

 

[Parallax]

Wait, whats wrong with airheads?

 

[nampad]

So orange slices are candy and not actual orange slices?
Well, there are still the raisins and pencils, poor kids.

 

[bjork]

They just mixed up the survey questions with California. They actually asked them "What procedure do you want done to your face?"

Yeah, but what candy is called bukkake?

 

[Ferrio]

I'de rather eat pencils than

Fuck Mary Janes. Death penalty to who give those out.

Are these supposed to be salt water taffy or "halloween kisses" (vanilla hard toffee)?

Mary Jane is a peanut butter and molasses flavored taffy-type candy with peanut butter in the center.

Made by the same people who make Necco wafers, so you know it's horrible.

 

[Danneee]

Being a native swede that list of candy is just depressingly boring.

 

[AppleMIX]

I would rather get pencils than Candy Corn.

 

[Nafai1123]

Fuckin WAX LIPS?

Cmon CA, you can do better.

 

[Wynnebeck]

YO THEY STILL MAKE BUBBLE TAPE!? LOL

 

[Sub_Level]

lol @ no Billie Gum Waxicles or Pickle Dickle Dewlittles on the list

Absolutely awful taste.

 

[bjork]

YO THEY STILL MAKE BUBBLE TAPE!? LOL

It's 6 feet of bubble gum
for you!

not them

 

[Fenderputty]

Wax lips are nasty California. WTF

 

[bjork]

I don't even know where you go to buy wax lips. Even as a gag. And I'm in california.

 

[Lazyslob]

ew those states still living in the dark ages giving out candy corn


why are you people making fun of gum tape? those things are bad ass

 

[Enduin]

I refuse to believe this is accurate because of the lack of Sour Patch Kids on that list.

Seriously, those things have been steadily getting more and more popular every year since like 1990.

This, what the fuck is going in America? Get with the program people.

 

[thebeeks]

ATOMIC FIREBALLS YESSSS

For once my home state and I can agree on something.

 

[HiResDes]

I'de rather eat pencils than

Yeah this shit along with candy corn and Good N' Plenty horrifying satan candies.

 

[terrisus]

What's wrong with orange slices? That candy is tasty.

No wonder your anus is tart...
>.>

 

[a916]

I'd move to Alaska.

Candy corn is an abomination.