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The ultimate FaceBook angles. Weight loss model is really a landwhale

Cravis

Member
Thar she blows


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Chittagong

Gold Member
I was going to say that she got so fat the tattoo disappeared but holy shit it is actually there if you zoom in.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
Fat girl angle is a thing but that isn't it.
 
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hariseldon

Unconfirmed Member
Back in the Myspace days, I was talking with a young lady, and she posted a new photo of herself, looking sexy. Fast forward a few days she comes over, and ends up being about 100lbs heavier then her photos led one to believe. I still harpooned though...

I had a similar experience but I ran faster than Usain Bolt. She did not take it well.
 

frostyxc

Member
insane she was actually pretty hot back then, i would have assume that was her house keeper or something holy shit.

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Eeeeuch!

Can we pass a law where people have to talk to a mental health professional before considering cosmetic surgery? I don't know who that woman is in the photo, but hat's a goddamn crime.
 

Elcid

Banned
Not sure what’s bigger, the bitch or the lie.
Oh and it goes without saying, I’d rather put my dick in a blender.
 
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No idea who she is.. but Googling.. damn she was hot back in the day before all the plastic surgery or whatever.. why do good looking people fuck up what they already have?!

As for her being fat.. well, it happens. I bet she could clean up and maybe still look better than those plastic photos, maybe.
 

zeioIIDX

Member
I don't trust dating profiles that have nothing but face photos. I put a variety of photos on mine: face pics, full body pics, different angles, locations that AREN'T a dirty fucking bathroom or a landfill of a bedroom...but so many women I come across on these sites will upload like, 20 zoomed-in selfies that look nearly identical. Especially if their profile says their body type is "A little extra", I'm not falling for that shit. For the record, I loooove voluptuous women with some shape to their bodies. But when you try to be deceitful with your physical appearance and end up being massively overweight and obese to where it's just totally unhealthy...that's when I have an issue. It's bad enough that I have to deal with chicks caking on makeup at all times and obscuring what they really look like.
 
I know a few butchy broads who take pictures from specific angles to hide that they're chubby/fat/butchy.
But this, this ain't that.
 

isual

Member
another day for suckers of the internet.

1. i was surprised that she gained weight - but she didn't marry. usually these types of women who have had 'fame' don't really look bad until they get much older - like 50, 60 or 70 even.
 
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hariseldon

Unconfirmed Member
How come nobody’s talking about her clothes? Who the heck gets dressed like that, looks in the mirror, and goes “Yup, I’m going out in public in this.”

It reminds me of how one supermarket had to ban people from coming in in their pyjamas and slippers as it was happening so often. The thing that strikes me is that if you're going out like that you've basically just given up on life.

 
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