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[Scopa]

Is that how you make figgy pudding?

I am astonished that VICE is losing money. Astonished, I tell you.

 

[Cunth]

How about a chili pepper up your urethra

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

 

[V2Tommy]

How about a chili pepper up your urethra

How about a question mark when you ask questions? For someone who spends so much time posting in public, I'd've expected you to learn the basics by now.

 

[Papa]

Oh shit

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

How about a question mark when you ask questions? For someone who spends so much time posting in public, I'd've expected you to learn the basics by now.

 

[Cunth]

How about a question mark when you ask questions? For someone who spends so much time posting in public, I'd've expected you to learn the basics by now.

Oh shit it’s the guy from the train

 

[Papa]

Don’t you mean the xie from the train

 

[Luffytubby]

good pupper!!

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

Is this a dance in Fortnite?

 

[haxan7]

How old?

eFukt posted the whole video in 2013 (higher quality too). I don't think I should link it here. Site is NSFW so don't google it at work.

Edit: what the hell, here's the link. I'm not sure if we're allowed to post things like this here these days. Can a mod please remove if it's not allowed.

Spoiler: Highly NSFW link and site

A Different Kind of Painal

Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.

efukt.com

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Amazing. She has her world destroyed, wants to cry but also wants to kill the person who did this while being in complete disbelief. What an amazing set of emotions.

 

[haxan7]

Amazing. She has her world destroyed, wants to cry but also wants to kill the person who did this while being in complete disbelief. What an amazing set of emotions.

That's what she gets for eye-fucking her phone while the person at the other end of the table sits there like a chopped off dick.

 

[haxan7]

this is apparently a thing and I've watched full videos of people who recorded themselves doing it and showed all the before and after and offered advice to other people who wanted to do the same

 

[Slings and Arrows]

this is apparently a thing and I've watched full videos of people who recorded themselves doing it and showed all the before and after and offered advice to other people who wanted to do the same

What the hell is wrong with you? How could you watch that shit?

 

[CyberPanda]

this is apparently a thing and I've watched full videos of people who recorded themselves doing it and showed all the before and after and offered advice to other people who wanted to do the same

I’ve seen it, too. You’re not alone.

 

[brap]

I am astonished that VICE is losing money. Astonished, I tell you.

Get over your fucking toxic masculinity

Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails

Our new, crazy intern got a bunch of her girlfriends and guy friends together to drink semen cocktails. Here's how that went.

www.vice.com

 

[CyberPanda]

Get over your fucking toxic masculinity

Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails

Our new, crazy intern got a bunch of her girlfriends and guy friends together to drink semen cocktails. Here's how that went.

www.vice.com

I remember seeing that article. Gross.

 

[Thabass]

There are so many emotions in that face. There's so many things I want to do to the person that did that to her. I want them....emotionally hurt.

 

[Cato]

this is apparently a thing and I've watched full videos of people who recorded themselves doing it and showed all the before and after and offered advice to other people who wanted to do the same

I approve. I think millennials should be encouraged to do this.
Lets hope this become a viral trend.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

this is apparently a thing and I've watched full videos of people who recorded themselves doing it and showed all the before and after and offered advice to other people who wanted to do the same

I remember watching a Jerry Springer episode, probably 20 years ago, that had a guy who did this. He apparently tied a rubber band around his junk until it died and withered away, then cut it off with a knife. I've always remembered that episode, and probably always will, because it reminds me that no matter how bad things get in my life, at least I'm not that dumb ass mother fucker.

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

 

[Papa]

Get over your fucking toxic masculinity

Getting Wasted on Cum Cocktails

Our new, crazy intern got a bunch of her girlfriends and guy friends together to drink semen cocktails. Here's how that went.

www.vice.com

Absolute degeneracy

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[haxan7]

Head covered, can see outline of tits. Works for me

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

 

[Ailynn]

....I mean, there are better ways to go about this.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

I now have a banshee fetish.

 

[Cato]

Motel room in North Carolina.
I just have to ask. Upon checking out, did he leave it on the bed as a surprise to the cleaning lady?

 

[V2Tommy]

This is spectacular.

 

[Shelbutt]

I’ve seen it, too. You’re not alone.

I saw a guy do it with a wire, and not all at one time. It was like a train wreck I couldn't look away. That was like 8 years ago and I can *still* see the images clearly in my head.

 

[Bullet Club]

I just have to ask. Upon checking out, did he leave it on the bed as a surprise to the cleaning lady?

Had it for dinner.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I don't know what's worse:

1. So many people have watched people cutting their dicks off.
2. You want to see somebody cut their dick off.
3. You want to see dick that badly you would watch a penis-snuff film.

 

[Cunth]

I’m so straight I’ve never even looked at my own penis despite the size

 

[Scopa]

I’m so straight I’ve never even looked at my own penis despite the size

That’s ok mate, they invented microscopes.

 

[Cunth]

That’s ok mate, they invented microscopes.

I said despite, sir. Despite!

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Nm

 

[Papa]

Motel room in North Carolina.
I just have to ask. Upon checking out, did he leave it on the bed as a surprise to the cleaning lady?

No, he left it in the freezer as a surprise for his mum.

Spoiler

Not joking. Read the full article.

 

[nkarafo]

It's fascinating to me how these people have the balls to do such a thing. Pun intended ofc.

I don't know what's worse:

1. So many people have watched people cutting their dicks off.
2. You want to see somebody cut their dick off.
3. You want to see dick that badly you would watch a penis-snuff film.

It's called morbid curiosity. That shit almost made me addicted to Best Gore videos.

 

[CyberPanda]

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

Tentacles huh.... *unzips*

 

[LollipoPReapeR]

Huh... Is Cunth at it again?

 

[Schrödinger's cat]