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Yeah let's grease our hands like animals...
One time, a couple of friends and I ordered ribs - half the ribcage from a suckling pig, 2.5 Kgs of meat.
We ate the entire thing with our bare hands. At the end of it, we couldn't open a bottle of water, nor open the door to the restroom to wash our hands. We were that greasy.
 
One time, a couple of friends and I ordered ribs - half the ribcage from a suckling pig, 2.5 Kgs of meat.
We ate the entire thing with our bare hands. At the end of it, we couldn't open a bottle of water, nor open the door to the restroom to wash our hands. We were that greasy.
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Most women do. You should try meeting them. :D
3 things

First, most women do what ? Take class to learn how to fuck designed for women so insecure and devoid of life essence that fucking doesn't come naturally for them, making them the only ones in the whole animal kingdom to whom sex does not come naturally ?
If most women you meet are like that there you should try going to other places to meet them.

Second, did you forget it was you who asked what they were doing in the first place ?

Third, with a name like yours do you really believe anyone thinks you're anything else than a 40 year old virgin ?
 
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3 things

First, most women do what ? Take class to learn how to fuck designed for women so insecure and devoid of life essence that fucking doesn't come naturally for them, making them the only ones in the whole animal kingdom to whom sex does not come naturally ?
If most women you meet are like that there you should try going to other places to meet them.

Second, did you forget it was you who asked what they were doing in the first place ?

Third, with a name like yours do you really believe anyone thinks you're anything else than a 40 year old virgin ?
Oooh right back at ya WhamBamThankyouMaam
 
3 things

First, most women do what ? Take class to learn how to fuck designed for women so insecure and devoid of life essence that fucking doesn't come naturally for them, making them the only ones in the whole animal kingdom to whom sex does not come naturally ?
If most women you meet are like that there you should try going to other places to meet them.

Second, did you forget it was you who asked what they were doing in the first place ?

Third, with a name like yours do you really believe anyone thinks you're anything else than a 40 year old virgin ?
Oh no, you really got me there pal.
Oooh right back at ya WhamBamThankyouMaam
Yeah, wow how I feel the burn after that insightful novel. :D
 
Two British dudes act like tits for the internet. You can buy Ribs from butchers, in the local supermarkets or in any of the crappy pub/restaurant chains that frequent the country, it's not a novel thing that we don't have or something we use cutlery with.
 
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