Grildon Tundy
Member
The Matrix Resurrections is up there for me. I knew it wasn't going to redefine cinematic action like the first Matrix did in 1999, but the choreography and filming was on-par with a cheap CW show.
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The worst movies you’ve ever seen…or will about to see.
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
The Matrix Resurrections is up there for me. I knew it wasn't going to redefine cinematic action like the first Matrix did in 1999, but the choreography and filming was on-par with a cheap CW show.
Is this sarcasm?
Grildon Tundy
Member
Nah.Is this sarcasm?
Agent_Nobody
Member
I mean I found it depressing as hell but I didn’t hate it.
Not often I can't finish a movie. This was fucking awful.
Werewolf Jones
Member
Worst movie I've seen this year is that Purge movie that's the first Purge ever and it takes place in some New York Hood. It COULD'VE been decent if it was actually handled by black people but it was complete garbage. The second I saw Desiigner in the movie I knew it was a wrap.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Probably the sequel to 30 Days of Night. I forget the actual title. It's not worth googling.
Apparently they tried to vaguely follow the story from the followup comics. But it was just awful. I felt bad for every young actor involved, who were clearly just in it for the guild badge and paycheck but seemed to be talented in their own right.
Man what a terrible movie that was.
Apparently they tried to vaguely follow the story from the followup comics. But it was just awful. I felt bad for every young actor involved, who were clearly just in it for the guild badge and paycheck but seemed to be talented in their own right.
Man what a terrible movie that was.
Agent_Nobody
Member
So bad I can drop the whole movie from Youtube:
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
I think the new actor playing Morpheus did a great job. Everything else was a miss for me
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Grildon Tundy
Member
It wasn't a knock on him or anything. Just that the action (and story, and dialogue, and cinematography) was very disappointing.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
I know, I'm just a big fan of the actor. And yeah I agree with you on everything about that movie
Dr.Morris79
Member
That film had all the ingredients for an utterly banging weird horror
Utterly shit the bed sideways.
Doom85
Member
Awesome story ideas they set up, and then bafflingly don’t use:
-the new Morpheus having elements of Smith in him. Could have had a cool Jekyll/Hyde thing going on. Instead, it’s resolved pretty much as soon as it’s brought up
-the idea that the first three movies are Thomas’ delusion. Sure, we knew they wouldn’t ultimately do that as it would render those films pointless, but they could have kept the ambiguity going for longer than the five minutes it felt like they did
-a new war starting but some of the machines siding with the humans. Only discussed as backstory and not shown in the film.
-another guy is apparently Smith reborn. He more or less peaces out before the final act.
-Trinity learning to fly. Could have tied into the Architect’s explanation in Reloaded about the cycle of Ones, and maybe we discover how Trinity’s new body allowed her to be the next One, but Neo is also alive again and is also still The One, and maybe there being two at once will lead to the cycle being completely disrupted and something unexpected for the heroes and villains, you know something crazy. Instead….she just flies and they don’t elaborate on it much.
-the idea that the first three movies are Thomas’ delusion. Sure, we knew they wouldn’t ultimately do that as it would render those films pointless, but they could have kept the ambiguity going for longer than the five minutes it felt like they did
-a new war starting but some of the machines siding with the humans. Only discussed as backstory and not shown in the film.
-another guy is apparently Smith reborn. He more or less peaces out before the final act.
-Trinity learning to fly. Could have tied into the Architect’s explanation in Reloaded about the cycle of Ones, and maybe we discover how Trinity’s new body allowed her to be the next One, but Neo is also alive again and is also still The One, and maybe there being two at once will lead to the cycle being completely disrupted and something unexpected for the heroes and villains, you know something crazy. Instead….she just flies and they don’t elaborate on it much.
Still, while I don’t like the film, I still dislike it less than Revolutions which is pretty up there among my most disappointing trilogy conclusions.
Alex Anderson
Member
Gone Fishin'
I was a kid and we all had signed permission slips to see a PG-13 movie and all the kids wanted Austin Powers but a friend and I were stuck at this turd with zero redeeming qualities because of dumb hag chaparones.
I was a kid and we all had signed permission slips to see a PG-13 movie and all the kids wanted Austin Powers but a friend and I were stuck at this turd with zero redeeming qualities because of dumb hag chaparones.
ConkerTheSquirrel.
Member
Can you elaborate? Genuinely curious.
Not often I can't finish a movie. This was fucking awful.
TwiztidElf
Member
Tank Girl.
The closest I ever came to walking out of the movies.
The closest I ever came to walking out of the movies.
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Yeah this was way shittier than it had any right to be.
Big Baller
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Pain and Gain. I saw that shit in theater
That film never seemed to end, runtime is 2hrs 9 mins apparently but it felt like 5 hours.
GreenAlien
Member
Open Water (2003)
Worst dvd I have ever paid for. Nothing happens for the full runtime and then it's over. Even boobs can't save this film.
Worst dvd I have ever paid for. Nothing happens for the full runtime and then it's over. Even boobs can't save this film.
T8SC
Member
It was about 20yrs ago, I just remember thinking "WTF is this shit?" & eventually turned it off when it never got any better.
diffusionx
Gold Member
There is a Netflix movie called Boss Level that is one of the worst I've ever seen. It's a time loop action movie with 50-something Frank Grillo looking ridiculous with his roided up body and hair implants. Just horrible.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Doom85
Member
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
I enjoyed Revolutions but I also believe in the fan theory that Neo isnt the one, it is Agent Smith. Revolutions does have issues but I enjoyed it
As for Resurrection other than the obvious agenda pushing, the action was badly shot and for some reason had all these closeups. It was weird and I felt that concept for this film could have been done better. The only good thing about the movie was Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, he's a fantastic actor and a great choice as a replacement for Morpheus. I think that Marvel Studios should have recast T'Challa and put him in the role. It's unfortunate, he's been in a lot of bad movies but his performances has always been fantastic. Or better yet put him in the lead role as Kang when it comes to a recast. I heard the director didnt want to direct the film but Warner Bros just gave her cash for her to continue the story and you can tell she didn't care at all for the film she was making
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Probably this one. I watched it (and the 4 sequels) with my wife. It was torture. Here is the plot. A rich English bad boy with serious trust issues falls in love with a naive American girl. They have a toxic relationship with lots of fucking and arguments. That's basically the plot of all films.
Terrible acting, shit dialogue and a paper thin plot with practically zero action. I'd rather let a rabid dog chew on my nuts than watch this series again.
Terrible acting, shit dialogue and a paper thin plot with practically zero action. I'd rather let a rabid dog chew on my nuts than watch this series again.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Probably this one. I watched it (and the 4 sequels) with my wife. It was torture. Here is the plot. A rich English bad boy with serious trust issues falls in love with a naive American girl. They have a toxic relationship with lots of fucking and arguments. That's basically the plot of all films.
Terrible acting, shit dialogue and a paper thin plot with practically zero action. I'd rather let a rabid dog chew on my nuts than watch this series again.
Than why did you watch it?
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Than why did you watch it?
Because I wanted to spend time with my wife and she wanted to watch. She's a massive fan of the books.
She's also watched my films/TV shows with me that she wasn't a fan of.
c'est l'amour
Doom85
Member
I actually heard she was using the film to help her deal with the grief of losing both her parents recently. She said getting to see Neo and Trinity again was very therapeutic for her. So if that’s the case, I’m glad the film exists at least for that. After all, if a fan doesn’t like a film sequel or what have you, they can just pretend it didn’t happen in their head canon. Using the power of:
