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[StoOgE]

Ive been in a slump recently.. so I decided to do the lowest thing a guy can do.. slum it. A sorta ok looking girl, but someone I normally wouldnt go after. But an easy one to at the very least get to second base with..

and I got hard cold stood up by her MOTHER FUCKER. Oh well, plan B... get my friends little sister drunk and hope he never finds out.

 

[WedgeX]

Your plan B sounds rather familiar...didn't someone here almost his ass kicked for allegedly doing some thing similar?

 

[StoOgE]

Your plan B sounds rather familiar...didn't someone here almost his ass kicked for allegedly doing some thing similar?

My friend has a standing threat on my life if I ever touch his sister. When we were in high school I told him exactly what I wanted to do to her before I knew she was his sister. Good times.

 

[Chony]

What is with all the ladies problems threads lately. You know what this means, more cubsfan. And more cubsfan means more ladies problems. It gets worse and worse until cubsfan is banned.

My advice, avoid the sister like the plague. (I know from experienced, rather I don't remember)

If you just want laid, go to a strip club to get off, than jerk off later.

 

[Soul4ger]

Or you could buy one of those bizarre plastic/latex mannequins that apparently has 100% accurately remodeled pornstar vagina and hump that. I've always wanted to know someone who did that, help a brother out.

 

[Jim Bowie]

My friend has a standing threat on my life if I ever touch his sister. When we were in high school I told him exactly what I wanted to do to her before I knew she was his sister. Good times.

I've been through this situation before. All you have to do is get your friend drunk, and then fuck him. Then you can start laying it think on his sister. If he says anything, just proclaim in a loud voice, "Ah ah ah, do you want me to get you drunk and assfuck you again?"

In like Flynn, which is an aliteration to pedophilia, which I suppose ties in with your 'little sister' plan.

 

[StoOgE]

his 'little sister' is 20. I would of course get her drunk with fruit punch and whimsy.

 

[Jim Bowie]

his 'little sister' is 20. I would of course get her drunk with fruit punch and whimsy.

Oh. Somehow, it's not as hot.

Spoiler

I'm kidding d00dz

 

[mrkapawutzis]

I've been through this situation before. All you have to do is get your friend drunk, and then fuck him. Then you can start laying it think on his sister. If he says anything, just proclaim in a loud voice, "Ah ah ah, do you want me to get you drunk and assfuck you again?"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Cubsfan23]

Ive been in a slump recently.. so I decided to do the lowest thing a guy can do.. slum it. A sorta ok looking girl, but someone I normally wouldnt go after. But an easy one to at the very least get to second base with..

and I got hard cold stood up by her MOTHER FUCKER. Oh well, plan B... get my friends little sister drunk and hope he never finds out.

WTF why don't you go with the girl who wanted to buy you dinner?

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Ive been in a slump recently.. so I decided to do the lowest thing a guy can do.. slum it. A sorta ok looking girl, but someone I normally wouldnt go after. But an easy one to at the very least get to second base with..

and I got hard cold stood up by her MOTHER FUCKER. Oh well, plan B... get my friends little sister drunk and hope he never finds out.

:lol

You need a slump buster my friend!

 

[aoi tsuki]

If you just want laid, go to a strip club to get off, than jerk off later.

No, if you just want to get laid, go to a bar or club 30-45 minutes before close, and chat up the leftovers. Haven't done it myself, although after a few drinks, some of those girls look pretty good.

 

[RiZ III]

fhuta


it had to be said.

 

[mattiewheels]

I got a fever, and the only cure is....

more cubsfan!

 

[Stryder]

fhuta


it had to be said.

Psst. Dood, have a look at this thread.

 

[Koshiro]

Psst. Dood, have a look at this thread.

Good lord, it's going to be like GAF Lite from now on.

 

[Cool]

Wow, this is so sad. Getting your best friend's little sister drunk? Weak.

 

[StoOgE]

WTF why don't you go with the girl who wanted to buy you dinner?

she is a coworker, and a virgin. using her like that would be wrong on many levels and backfire into a massive shitfest. She is also from the bible belt.. she would probably think it means we're getting married.

Wow, this is so sad. Getting your best friend's little sister drunk? Weak.

Never said he was my best friend.. plus he lives in Miami now and I havent seen in in 8 months..