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[mentalfloss]

Xbone jump ahead?

So does that make PS4's slogan leap beyond?

 

[polyh3dron]

Xbox One - A Better Value Proposition

 

[RiffRaff]

"Over delivering on price - not performance"

Fixed.

 

[RustyNails]

Xbobe see titanfall!

 

[Begaria]

DirectXbox One, we made those drivatars, you know.

 

[PK_man]

xbone:

Anything but micro and soft.

For Americans, by Americans.

 

[scitek]

This won't end well.

^^ This is my favorite so far.

 

[Mulgrok]

XBOne: Watch Us Watch You

 

[PFD]

This won't end well.

Not bad. I like this one

 

[syko de4d]

Xbox One - Watch how a Titan falls.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

We Did A 360 And Are Back To Square One

 

[The Xtortionist]

The feel of GDDR5

 

[scitek]

XBOX ONE: Top Tier Gaming

Spoiler

(where applicable)

 

[tokyostomp]

Xbox One - Why dream in the clouds when you can play in them.

Xbox One - The ONE entertainment hub

Xbox One - The ONE entertainment hub, Also plays games

Xbox One - Future tested, Today

Xbox One - Makes a Gamer into a Developer

Xbox One - Specs Do Not Equal Games

Xbox One - Plug in and Play! (Gold Required)


And I'm done.

 

[Lijik]

You know that you're the One - The Xbox One - Get One and Be Done This NONEmber

 

[weekend_warrior]

Xbox One- It changes your TV channels, it changes your life.

 

[Mondriaan]

Xbox One: Beta testers wanted.
Xbox One: When keeping it real, never go full real.

 

[TheTrueLegend]

Xbox One: Prolly shouldn't talk about weed while Kinect is plugged in. Just sayin'.

Lol, but this was what I was getting at on the "PS4 is powerful enough to blow your pants off" thread.

 

[Lijik]

Xbox One - For Dreamers with their heads stuck in The Cloud™

 

[Niks]

 

[andrerobot]

Xbox One
The voice clicker.

 

[rjinaz]

The Xbox One- Hello Dave.

 

[EMT0]

Xbox One - One Cloud to Cloud Your Mind and Make You Buy Our Spybox

 

[chainfire95]

Here it is again. This is the real deal guys.

 

[hwy_61]

Don't worry, this thread will be over soon.

Lol

 

[braves01]

Xbox One - Watching You Watching TV

 

[QaaQer]

Xbox One, because some people like to be watched.

I was thinking:

"I like to watch"

underneath a smiling kinect2.

 

[Duxxy3]

It has Halo.

 

[DESTROYA]

XBONE : You might like it.

 

[Relativ9]

Xbox One: The all in one solution for the living room you no longer use.

Xbox One: We had to make something.

Xbox One: A vision we think you'll eventually understand.

Xbox One: Syngergy, as long as you don't have a strange accent.

Xbox One: It's no longer as horrible as you've heard.

and of course, Xbox One: Have you seen Titanfall!?

 

[Furyous]

One console future.

Here at Microsoft, we believe that the xbox one is the only console you will ever need. Our console bridges the gap between your tablet, smartphone, computer, and cable television. One console, one future, Xbox One.

 

[artist]

TV TV TV for your biwi biwi biwi

 

[TUROK]

Since the 360's was "Jump in," I propose...


"Xbox One: Bone in."

 

[TheTrueLegend]

The Playstation fanboy thread! Fixed.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

"I ate the bones?!?!"

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

"720p should be enough for anybody."

 

[weekend_warrior]

Xbox One: The all in one solution for the living room you no longer use.

Xbox One: We had to make something.

Xbox One: A vision we think you'll eventually understand.

Xbox One: It's no longer as horrible as you've heard.

LOL, these are great.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Xbox One,

180' of pure awesome.

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

Xbox One: Have you seen us seeing you seeing Titanfall?

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Your Friends Will Bully You If You Don't Buy One.

 

[TheTrueLegend]

They left Sony a clear opening with that Jump Ahead slogan, that's for sure.

Sony should totally do this.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Xbox One - The only one thing you need

 

[KoopaTheCasual]

Xbox One - The Sky's The Limit


Xbox One - One Box, Infinite Possibilities

In all honesty, these are infinitely better than any of the official ones I've seen so far.

 

[CLEEK]

"Xbox One - We watch you while you watch TV"

 

[Meier]

I predicted something like "Your number One destination for entertainment."

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Lol, but this was what I was getting at on the "PS4 is powerful enough to blow your pants off" thread.

I don't know if you read the OP or any other posts, but digs like this are half the point of the thread.

If this were a "Xbox One graphics are amazing!" thread, I wouldn't post this type of shit. Hell, even in the thread about how impressive Ryse looks, I commented that I personally don't find it all that great looking, but I did admit that Forza looks fucking amazing. Because it does, and I'm not afraid to admit that something on a console I don't like or want can look great.

The Playstation fanboy thread! Fixed.

See, instead of just attacking other users who are just having a little fun, why not come up with some actual Xbone slogans of your own?

Does it hurt your feelings to see people poke fun at a console you like?

 

[Darksol]

1. Fantasy Football

2. 5 Billion Transistors

3. ?????

4. Profit

 

[andrerobot]

Since the 360's was "Jump in," I propose...


"Xbox One: Bone in."

marvelous!

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Wouldn't you like to be 50% less?

 

[CLEEK]

"Xbox One - Give a dork a bone"