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[madmackem]

Just play this song every single xbox one advert job done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNHpjpxkc1U

ONE flesh
ONE BONE
ONE True religion

Seriously if that song isnt used somewhere for xbox one ads someone fucked up. haha

 

[Rushersauce]

"Get ONE or get BONED"

 

[kubus]

"Xbox One: The new watercooler"

 

[trinest]

Some kind of One Direction related slogan.

 

[Helpless Hometown Motor]

I put together an ad just for this thread:

:lol This one needs some more love.

 

[Row]

"Beta tested in the future"

...wow, that's just so awful, you could even read it as stating that they will beta test it in the future

 

[Mojojo]

One Xbox to rule them all,
One Xbox to find them ,
One Xbox to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.

 

[WooHooAlex]

"The best value - batteries and stickers"

 

[Vagabundo]

XBone's Kinected to the..

Dem bones, dem bones, dem... Xbones.

No one get it?

 

[SwiftDeath]

I put together an ad just for this thread:

Good but should say "I use mine at home and yours at work!"

 

[christiankid7]

Dem bones, dem bones, dem... Xbones.

No one get it?

I'll admit, I chuckled a bit


Xbox One: Go with your Instinct...

PS4: Deep Down, you know its your Destiny.

 

[Dictator93]

Good but should say "I use mine at home and yours at work!"

That would be fantastic

 

[Coolwhip]

Xbox One - I can seeeeee you.

 

[bananas]

 

[lucius]

"XBOX the only ONE you will need"

MasterChief looking up to the heavens at slogan

Sexy system photo here

XBOX ONE available Nov 20th


I know pretty bad even tacky but that's all I got at this hour.

 

[SwiftDeath]

"XBOX the only ONE you will need"

MasterChief looking up to the heavens at slogan

Sexy system photo here

XBOX ONE available Nov 20th


I know pretty bad even tacky but that's all I got at this hour.

That's actually better then most of the actual MS ads I've seen thus far

MS get this man a job

 

[haZethew0rld]

I'll try to cook up something in PS. brb.

 

[El-Suave]

The "if it were any more real" slogan is great. Reminds me of Enzo Amore in WWE NXT:

Bada-Boom, realest guy in the room
http://youtu.be/BirErOMcm0U

 

[haZethew0rld]

Anyone know the name of the font used on the XBOX logo?

 

[katsubento]

That's awesome lol.

 

[Tankallex]

Love it.

 

[wavtor]

Xbox One - Simply the Most Powerful Console Known to Man

Apart from the fact we now know it roughly 50% of the console the ps4 is

Slogan could be :

XBONE : We didnt bother but you will buy it anyway

 

[DBT85]

This won't end well.

Copycat!

 

[Septimius]

XBONE
If all you could dream was this; wouldn't you?

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

The experience once in a lifetime. Or, One Machine One input.

Yeah...I suck at this.

 

[bananas]

 

[Android18a]

"Beta tested in the future"

You mean... you haven't actually tested it yet?

 

[nuttyevans]

"C'mon it's got Halo you people love Halo"

 

[Jack cw]

Beautiful. Its perfect.

 

[CCS]

Xbox: Over-delivering on value since 2001.

 

[notoccupanther]

Xbox One - an Xbone with meat on

 

[LastChance2Frag]

Amazing thread

Xbox One - Watch the future, As the future watches you

 

[bananas]

And now a serious one:

 

[Copenap]

I'm a bit late but I really have to ask, are the slogans from the OP real? They seem so... odd?

 

[mrklaw]

Xbox One - Have it your way

 

[Taker34]

I hope this isn't too mean.

 

[waxer]

A B C D E F Jii
W X B O N Eeee

 

[bananas]

I'm a bit late but I really have to ask, are the slogans from the OP real? They seem so... odd?

The "real" one is out of context. There's a screenshot of Forza 5 right above it.

The "beta test" one is just bad.

 

[koryuken]

Xbox One - "Over-delivering on value."

PS. The beta tested in the future quote implies that its going to be in beta after you buy it.

 

[haZethew0rld]

I hope this isn't too mean.

lmao at "NSA Approved"

 

[Marvel]

Xbox One - Have it your way

lol, simple but effective. I like it.

 

[bananas]

lol, simple but effective. I like it.

I'd like a whopper please.

 

[General Choomin]

Comic Sans is good for everything.

 

[Copenap]

The "real" one is out of context. There's a screenshot of Forza 5 right above it.

The "beta test" one is just bad.

Ah ok, I see how with a picture of Forza that one could work but yeah, the beta test run really is bad.

 

[Zep]

This thread was more fun when the Xbone had DRM.

 

[scandisk_]

i kid, i kid

 

[Yagharek]

Xbone - It's Blinking

 

[lifa-cobex]

X-box One. "The most expensive stand you can get for your PS4"

 

[Finalizer]

"The feel of all-in-one."

 

[King Beyond the wall]

Xbox One: #DealWithIt