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[Mechanical Snowman]

Pornstar tweets can be fucking hilarious or pretty sad, but always entertaining to me.

Tell me about it.

GiGiRiveraxxx GiGi Rivera
I'm sorry to announce to everyone that I have quit the industry...thank you for ur support the last 7 months but I'm all done

I can't remember anything I've read / seen on the internet that hit me as hard as that.

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[Darklord]

That's why they always pull out in porn.

Not always.

I can't remember anything I've read / seen on the internet that hit me as hard as that.

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Her massage scene is one for the ages.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Love her videos, primarily because of the copious amount of (fake?) orgasms. Seriously though, if you can't get yourself off via masturbation, something is seriously wrong with you.

 

[Kinyou]

Tell me about it.


I can't remember anything I've read / seen on the internet that hit me as hard as that.

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I just remember Jenni Lee begging for money over twitter because she apparently got stuck in an Australian airport

 

[Slayven]

I just remember Jenni Lee begging for money over twitter because she apparently got stuck in an Australian airport

I pretty followed Misti Dawn getting blackballed(Lex the impaler was not involved) from a company in realtime.

 

[Chichikov]

That reminds me, I have to follow Yoko ono.

Sure, her works gives bad name to modern art and her pretentiousness is almost unbearable (even to someone as pretentious as I am), but at least she broke The Beatles.

True patriots fight invading brits, not celebrate them in Shea stadium.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Her massage scene is one for the ages.

That was the first video I saw of her and she became my favourite actress instantly.

I really wish she'd change her mind about the industry, but I guess that's selfish of me.

 

[Chanser]

Many older women struggle to reach an orgasm.

 

[Anticitizen One]

ITT I learned that Bree Olson and Ashlynn Brooke aren't the same person

 

[this guy]

Wait, gigi rivera is done? Fuuuuck

 

[shichishito]

Many older women struggle to reach an orgasm.

Just how old do you think she is...?

 

[The Frankman]

Who's Gigi Rivera?

Just how old do you think she is...?

It's more a question of how old her body must feel by now...

whatever her age is, multiply that by 2.5-3 to account for the drugs/alcohol/wear and tear.

 

[MechDX]

Just how old do you think she is...?

According to GAF your life ends at 27.

 

[Eyeh4wk]

Wait, gigi rivera is done? Fuuuuck

Just give it some time.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

According to GAF your life ends at 27.

....im already dead...

 

[MechDX]

....im already dead...

sucks.

 

[John Dunbar]

It's more a question of how old her body must feel by now...

whatever her age is, multiply that by 2.5-3 to account for the drugs/alcohol/wear and tear.

i hate myself for knowing this, but bree olson is really big on being "natural". she doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. and is a vegetarian (or a vegan).

 

[The Frankman]

i hate myself for knowing this, but bree olson is really big on being "natural". she doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. and is a vegetarian (or a vegan).

See, I could go the "yeah right" to the drugs use thing because I've read a number of people who say the opposite, but I'll go a different direction:

WHAT A GEEK! WHAT A NERD!

 

[MNC]

Get off those pills and let me gobble you up. Allow me to put grapes in your vagina.

oh Timedog

 

[Jack Scofield]

I would eat a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

 

[spindashing]

Gigi Rivera is done with porn? What the hell... I think hearing a girl is done with porn is just as bad as a porn star getting unnecessary boob jobs. Like Lexi Diamond for example...

 

[The Frankman]

Get off those pills and let me gobble you up. Allow me to put grapes in your vagina

I would eat a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

 

[Plywood]

retired (i think)

SHE IS NOT RETIRED

THAT IS RUDE




Anyway I find Bree's inability to orgasm humorous for some reason.

 

[ezekial45]

Listening to what Bree Olson talked about during that Biggest Whore contest on Howard Stern made me completely ill. Meeting up random people from her twitter page and having sex with them is gross and weird enough, and having them ejaculate in her so she can "marinate" in it is pretty messed up too, but to have them nut on your face so you can walk around in public with your face covered in jizz, just so you can get a reaction out of people, is fucked up.

Ugh.... She makes my flesh crawl.

 

[spiderman123]

She sounds unstable man.

 

[The Frankman]

She sounds unstable man.

I blame the super crustaceans inhabiting her. Eventually they will drive her truly mad.

Seriously, she should sell her story to a hentai company or manga. Porn star who can't orgasm? This shit writes itself!

 

[StriKeVillain]

She sounds unstable man.

She put up a tweet a little while back about wishing it was like old days where "Men bent women over and raped them whenever they wanted to". Apparently, she found it stimulating...

 

[Ramen]

Of course she has problems. Like all pornstars, she probably got molested as a child.

 

[The Frankman]

Of course she has problems. Like all pornstars, she probably got molested as a child.

Broad incorrect generalization much?

 

[hateradio]

Is this thread sanctioned by Google?

SHE IS NOT RETIRED

THAT IS RUDE

YOU FUCKING BITCH!


That's my favorite image ever.

 

[AMUSIX]

She sounds unstable man.

The follows FOX News, what do you expect?


Also, some time ago, she tweeted that she might be going born again because of a conversation she had on a plane.

Not sure where you're getting this 'unstable' thing...

 

[The Frankman]

She put up a tweet a little while back about wishing it was like old days where "Men bent women over and raped them whenever they wanted to". Apparently, she found it stimulating...

Wait, WHAT? Oh they would LOVE this chick in Japan. Has she ever done any work there? Or with a Japanese porn company?

Is this thread sanctioned by Google?

I have no idea but the minute someone is dumb enough to post a pic I wouldn't be surprised to see it go...

Also, some time ago, she tweeted that she might be going born again because of a conversation she had on a plane.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433679

HILARIOUS

 

[Plywood]

YOU FUCKING BITCH!


That's my favorite image ever.

Glad someone got what I was referencing.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Gigi Rivera is done with porn? What the hell... I think hearing a girl is done with porn is just as bad as a porn star getting unnecessary boob jobs. Like Lexi Diamond for example...

Or Madison Scott. Post surgery she looks like a fucking freak, even though she has such a pretty face.

What can you do I guess.

 

[Plywood]

Gigi Rivera is done with porn? What the hell... I think hearing a girl is done with porn is just as bad as a porn star getting unnecessary boob jobs. Like Lexi Diamond for example...

Linares killed me on the inside.

I DONT KNOW THIS WORLD ANYMORE

 

[BlueTsunami]

It can really kill sex drive.

So its multipurpose?

 

[The Frankman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28542098&postcount=110

AHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHAHHH AMAZING

 

[threenote]

I think she should be institutionalized, to be honest. She doesn't seem right in the head.

 

[Dan Yo]

Listening to what Bree Olson talked about during that Biggest Whore contest on Howard Stern made me completely ill. Meeting up random people from her twitter page and having sex with them is gross and weird enough, and having them ejaculate in her so she can "marinate" in it is pretty messed up too, but to have them nut on your face so you can walk around in public with your face covered in jizz, just so you can get a reaction out of people, is fucked up.

Ugh.... She makes my flesh crawl.

Why? The world needs more women like that. Too many sluts out there pretending to be decent human beings. At least she's open about it.

 

[Angry Fork]

Most overrated pornstar ever. Her or Sasha Grey's stank ass.

There's no way Grey is overrated imo. Pretty much every scene she's in (or at least the ones I've seen) she's incredible. Also usually girls who are as skinny as her have no ass but she's got it all.

I hate when she wears too much makeup though as she has natural beauty. I hope for the love of all things she doesn't get plastic surgery on her tits. I'm still sad over Lela Star who was perfection before the plastic surgery. Whoever convinced her to get that shit should be tortured. I don't even know who the girl in the OP is though.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

Listening to what Bree Olson talked about during that Biggest Whore contest on Howard Stern made me completely ill. Meeting up random people from her twitter page and having sex with them is gross and weird enough, and having them ejaculate in her so she can "marinate" in it is pretty messed up too, but to have them nut on your face so you can walk around in public with your face covered in jizz, just so you can get a reaction out of people, is fucked up.

Ugh.... She makes my flesh crawl.

I'm the opposite. I wish more people would be open and experimental about sex. Making sex something much more public would be extremely healthy for our society. Keeping it a private, secret affair is the cause of a lot of problems, in my unscientific opinion.

 

[shuri]

She always posts stuff like that every couple of days, its just to get attention

 

[Alligatorjandro]

If it wasnt for Charlie Sheen no one would know who she is.

 

[The Frankman]

I'm the opposite. I wish more people would be open and experimental about sex. Making sex something much more public would be extremely healthy for our society. Keeping it a private, secret affair is the cause of a lot of problems, in my unscientific opinion.

There's experimental and there's just being whore nasty. This is beyond whore nasty. But then again it's a porn stars' Twitter, gotta be an attention whore.

If it wasnt for Charlie Sheen no one would know who she is.

Judging by the many threads of her pre-Sheen... gotta disagree.

 

[Seam]

....im already dead...

Omae wa mo shindeiru

 

[Angry Fork]

I'm the opposite. I wish more people would be open and experimental about sex. Making sex something much more public would be extremely healthy for our society. Keeping it a private, secret affair is the cause of a lot of problems, in my unscientific opinion.

I wonder how much higher the STD statistics have shot up now that sex is much more open than in the 50s or earlier. Not saying you're wrong but there should be some kind of line and letting random guys on twitter cum in you I'm pretty sure is passes that line and shouldn't be paraded.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

There's experimental and there's just being whore nasty. This is beyond whore nasty. But then again it's a porn stars' Twitter, gotta be an attention whore.

Judging by the many threads of her pre-Sheen... gotta disagree.

The non internet world wouldnt know who she is.

 

[John Dunbar]

The non internet world wouldnt know who she is.

the "non internet world" probably doesn't even know who sheen is. and if there's one thing the non internet world does use the internet for, it's porn.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

the "non internet world" probably doesn't even know who sheen is. and if there's one thing the non internet world does use the internet for, it's porn.

My grandmother knows who Sheen is and has never used the internet.

 

[Slayven]

The named pornstars that are still in the business suck nowadays. These no named girls that be on these 2 creepy dudes with a camera sites be putting them to shame.