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Carlisle said:
Good question. How does that work exactly? When I first heard of it, I thought it was fake and porn directors used tricks or piss or something to make it look like an ejaculation. But is it real? How does it happen? Can any woman do it?
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Me too at first.

Its a clear liquid(not sure what it is exactly) but it comes from the Skene's gland I believe, but if the girl has poor control it will wind up being piss. Every girl can, I guess, in theory. Its pretty much when the girl is extremely sexually aroused.
 
jimmbow said:
Me too at first.

Its a clear liquid(not sure what it is exactly) but it comes from the Skene's gland I believe, but if the girl has poor control it will wind up being piss. Every girl can, I guess, in theory. Its pretty much when the girl is extremely sexually aroused.
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So its real... awesome.
I think its time to start thinking on meeting girls or something.
Women are scary :(
 
Carlisle said:
Good question. How does that work exactly? When I first heard of it, I thought it was fake and porn directors used tricks or piss or something to make it look like an ejaculation. But is it real? How does it happen? Can any woman do it?
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There are plenty of "tutorial" vids out there. I think there's a whole porn site that just does that.

I always feel weird when I'd try it out on random girls and end up going back to normal. :lol It pretty much involves two fingers, leverage, the g spot, and what I can only assume to be suction of some sort.

I'm sure any woman would have some sort of reaction, but I find it hard to believe every single one could fire hose all over the place.
 
Was Gaf down this afternoon?

After using gaf this morning at work I couldn't use in the afternoon - I think they blocked it (took them a year to do it though) :(

I flew too close to the sun and got greedy with my gaffing and now my wax wings have melted

No one said anything though, one hour gaf is working and an hour later I'm getting a "can not find website" error message, not a single talking to by a boss or anything - I'm guessing they're leaving me alone until a replacement is lined up and then you're fired!

:( :( :( I'm an addict its not my fault! :( :( :(
 
This geezer I just met said very little knocks him off kilter or something to that affect. The reason why he was so upset was because he had just come from the loo and apparently some unthoughtful father had his 3 year old daughter in the men's room with him. My question is how old is too old?
 
Dali said:
This geezer I just met said very little knocks him off kilter or something to that affect. The reason why he was so upset was because he had just come from the loo and apparently some unthoughtful father had his 3 year old daughter in the men's room with him. My question is how old is too old?
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If you’re in public without the wife you have little choice. My daughters 4 and I still take her to the men’s room if its the only option. I'm not sure when Ill stop, but stories of sexual predators hanging in public restrooms scare the shit out of me. I do usually wait until the bathroom is clear if possible.
 
I keep hearing most women don't like it and all not let guys cum on their faces because it's demeaning. Then why in the world would women let a guy slap her in the face with his dick? I'm sorry but that's the most hypocritical thing I've ever heard of and if this doesn't balance out I will blow a load on the next girl I have sex with. Then I will be in the hospital after she punches me in the nuts.
 
Xenon said:
If you’re in public without the wife you have little choice. My daughters 4 and I still take her to the men’s room if its the only option. I'm not sure when Ill stop, but stories of sexual predators hanging in public restrooms scare the shit out of me. I do usually wait until the bathroom is clear if possible.
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Me playing devil's advocate, actually brought this point up. I shrugged and said, "he might be alone. What's he supposed to do, tell her to wait outside for him?" I didn't really think it was a big deal, but the fuss this guy made made me think I might have been in the minority. It's not like it's a locker room or anything. Even then I'm not sure it would bother me.

Rapping Granny said:
A Gaf question.

Do Gaf moderators make money from Gaf?
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Does Paypal money for bannings count? I'm pretty sure they don't claim that for tax purposes.
 
Okay, not sure if anyone can remember this movie or not as I don't remember much about it.

It was a kid I believe in a demo house when these robbers showed up to hide out for awhile. There were motion sensors on the carpet so they put cigarette packets on the ground to get around on the carpet. And I remember at the end one of the guys got hot tar poured on him from the attic I believe. The movie's probably 10 years old or so. My friend remembers it also so I know it's not just me. :lol

Any ideas?
 
Scarecrow said:
Why do widescreen movies still have black bars on widescreen tv's? Shouldn't it fill out the whole screen?
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That's because most movies nowadays are shot in 2.40:1 and not in 1.85:1.
You'll need one of those new 21:9 Philips HDTVs to get rid of the bars of a 2.40:1 movie.
 
Scarecrow said:
Why do widescreen movies still have black bars on widescreen tv's? Shouldn't it fill out the whole screen?
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Because the definition of "wide" is vague.

A widescreen TV usually has an aspect ratio of 16:9 (1.78:1) and most movies are filmed in 1.85:1 or wider aspect ratios.

edit: beaten etc.
 
Dre said:
That's because most movies nowadays are shot in 2.40:1 and not in 1.85:1.
You'll need one of those new 21:9 Philips HDTVs to get rid of the bars of a 2.40:1 movie.
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Projector + anamorphic lens for the true cinema experience.

Or, they can chop off part of the movie so it fits right on your screen. :O

Edit: I have my own question.

How long does the house buying process take? I'm buying a condo and trying to get a time frame down. I'm talking from the end of negotiations to me getting the keys to the house.
 
VGChampion said:
Okay, not sure if anyone can remember this movie or not as I don't remember much about it.

It was a kid I believe in a demo house when these robbers showed up to hide out for awhile. There were motion sensors on the carpet so they put cigarette packets on the ground to get around on the carpet. And I remember at the end one of the guys got hot tar poured on him from the attic I believe. The movie's probably 10 years old or so. My friend remembers it also so I know it's not just me. :lol

Any ideas?
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Oh man, I remember that movie too. It's one of those kids vs bad guys movies...
 
Grug said:
What is the story with the scoring system in tennis.

15
30
40

etc?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_score

blame the french


ok, how do you get the link for a youtube vid WITH the fmt= at the end? I know that when you add &fmt= it triggers the HD mode, but there are different values, like 18,22 and such, but not all of them work with every video.... I dunno how to find which fmt number is available for each video...
 
suffah said:
Projector + anamorphic lens for the true cinema experience.

Or, they can chop off part of the movie so it fits right on your screen. :O

Edit: I have my own question.

How long does the house buying process take? I'm buying a condo and trying to get a time frame down. I'm talking from the end of negotiations to me getting the keys to the house.
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Usually depends on how long the bank takes to get all the documents to the closing attorney.

In Massachusetts, you'll need to fill out a Loan Application, sign Purchase and Sales Agreement, etc. The bank will be putting together the mortgage and the rest of the documents, and the closing attorney will order a title report to make sure there are no outstanding liens on the property, and obtaining a Municipal Lien Certificate from the city/town hall. Most of the documents the the closing attorney needs are from the seller unfortunately (payoffs on any outstanding loans, insurance certificate, 6(d) certificate ), so a seller being uncooperative can slow the process down. But when those are all taken care of, and the bank has sent over a CTC (Clear to Close) - the Settlement Statement, or HUD-1, can be created and the closing scheduled.

The whole process takes a few weeks from start to finish.
 
im trying to think of the psychological term for a person that disagrees just to disagree. i did a google and wiki search but came up with nothing. My sister has grown to be like this and its so aggravating. It doesnt matter what i say she always says the opposite. My exchange with her from 10 minutes ago:

Shes watching Oprah and i come in the room.. get a drink from the kitchen and sit down and say good morning to her. i dont even remember what the fuck got us on the topic of ice cream Snickers bars (im really pissed off right now) but she brought up that shes fallen in love with them. i jokingly say that i was addicted to them for a time awhile ago.
Sis: How could you they are brand new?
Me: Theyve been out for awhile.. i remember having them when i was in grade school--
Sis: Wrong. They are new.
Me: What? Theyve been around for at least 15 years.
Sis: Well the commercials and the packaging say New.. so you must have had the one test run out of all the people in the city. Lucky you. You are so cool.
Me: i dont know.. maybe its a new flavor or something?
Sis: You must have just had frozen Snickers then.
Me: No.. these had ice cream inside them. They had a layer of nougat-
Sis: AHA! Yep.. you are wrong.. these dont have nougat.. these are new!
Me: im sorry i mispoke.. layer of caramel.. nuts.. and ice cream where the nougat is in the candy bar version.
Sis: Whatever.. trying to back pedal now.

Thats when i just got up and walked out. Shes been doing these kind of arguments with everything lately. i can make mention of how nice a day it is.. and shell say its a shitty day and she loves the rain. It doesnt matter who the fuck is saying it or what their authority is, i can predict her response with almost perfect accuracy.

What the fuck is this madness called?
 
Number 2 said:
im trying to think of the psychological term for a person that disagrees just to disagree. ... i dont even remember what the fuck got us on the topic of ice cream Snickers bars
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I'm not sure of the terminology, but you might just point out to her that Mars introduced the Snickers Ice Cream bars in 1989.
 
Number 2 said:
im trying to think of the psychological term for a person that disagrees just to disagree. i did a google and wiki search but came up with nothing. My sister has grown to be like this and its so aggravating. It doesnt matter what i say she always says the opposite. My exchange with her from 10 minutes ago:

Shes watching Oprah and i come in the room.. get a drink from the kitchen and sit down and say good morning to her. i dont even remember what the fuck got us on the topic of ice cream Snickers bars (im really pissed off right now) but she brought up that shes fallen in love with them. i jokingly say that i was addicted to them for a time awhile ago.
Sis: How could you they are brand new?
Me: Theyve been out for awhile.. i remember having them when i was in grade school--
Sis: Wrong. They are new.
Me: What? Theyve been around for at least 15 years.
Sis: Well the commercials and the packaging say New.. so you must have had the one test run out of all the people in the city. Lucky you. You are so cool.
Me: i dont know.. maybe its a new flavor or something?
Sis: You must have just had frozen Snickers then.
Me: No.. these had ice cream inside them. They had a layer of nougat-
Sis: AHA! Yep.. you are wrong.. these dont have nougat.. these are new!
Me: im sorry i mispoke.. layer of caramel.. nuts.. and ice cream where the nougat is in the candy bar version.
Sis: Whatever.. trying to back pedal now.

Thats when i just got up and walked out. Shes been doing these kind of arguments with everything lately. i can make mention of how nice a day it is.. and shell say its a shitty day and she loves the rain. It doesnt matter who the fuck is saying it or what their authority is, i can predict her response with almost perfect accuracy.

What the fuck is this madness called?
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It's called: "she's being a troll, punch her in the throat" :lol
 
Where's that video of that Japanese guy that is offered a piece of candy, then he spits it out and it's really awkward?
 
Number 2 said:
im trying to think of the psychological term for a person that disagrees just to disagree. i did a google and wiki search but came up with nothing. My sister has grown to be like this and its so aggravating. It doesnt matter what i say she always says the opposite. My exchange with her from 10 minutes ago:

Shes watching Oprah and i come in the room.. get a drink from the kitchen and sit down and say good morning to her. i dont even remember what the fuck got us on the topic of ice cream Snickers bars (im really pissed off right now) but she brought up that shes fallen in love with them. i jokingly say that i was addicted to them for a time awhile ago.
Sis: How could you they are brand new?
Me: Theyve been out for awhile.. i remember having them when i was in grade school--
Sis: Wrong. They are new.
Me: What? Theyve been around for at least 15 years.
Sis: Well the commercials and the packaging say New.. so you must have had the one test run out of all the people in the city. Lucky you. You are so cool.
Me: i dont know.. maybe its a new flavor or something?
Sis: You must have just had frozen Snickers then.
Me: No.. these had ice cream inside them. They had a layer of nougat-
Sis: AHA! Yep.. you are wrong.. these dont have nougat.. these are new!
Me: im sorry i mispoke.. layer of caramel.. nuts.. and ice cream where the nougat is in the candy bar version.
Sis: Whatever.. trying to back pedal now.

Thats when i just got up and walked out. Shes been doing these kind of arguments with everything lately. i can make mention of how nice a day it is.. and shell say its a shitty day and she loves the rain. It doesnt matter who the fuck is saying it or what their authority is, i can predict her response with almost perfect accuracy.

What the fuck is this madness called?
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people like that are often difficult to deal with. Since she's your sister, the best approach would be to email her the wikipedia article every day for at least a month straight.

I think the Snickers 90 Calorie Ice Cream Bar is the relatively new one. Although I think it's just smaller size.
 
I have Vista 64, and sometimes I can't save/move stuff to the Program Files (x86) folder because it says I don't have access or authorization...but I set myself as an admin. How do I remedy this?
 
Someone explain to me why the tempo of 99 Red Balloons is so upbeat. It bothers the shit out of me. Nuclear holocaust shouldn't make me happy.
 
ICallItFutile said:
If a girl says maybe, does that pretty much mean no? :(
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How did she say 'maybe'? You have to consider how the entire date went. If the date went well and the said maybe with a smile? maybe its a yes-maybe. If the date was boring and she said mmaaaayBYE, then I would say it means NO.
 
Full Recovery said:
How did she say 'maybe'? You have to consider how the entire date went. If the date went well and the said maybe with a smile? maybe its a yes-maybe. If the date was boring and she said mmaaaayBYE, then I would say it means NO.
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It wasn't a date. I asked her to grab a bit nect week and she said maybe immediately with a smile I think. I just got out of there because I felt so awkward.
 
ICallItFutile said:
It wasn't a date. I asked her to grab a bit nect week and she said maybe immediately with a smile I think. I just got out of there because I felt so awkward.
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Tell her "your boobies taste good!"

if she doesn't laugh and is kind of like 'eww' immediately say

"Like strawberries off the vine!" and smile.

it'll work, trust me.
 
Full Recovery said:
Tell her "your boobies taste good!"

if she doesn't laugh and is kind of like 'eww' immediately say

"Like strawberries off the vine!" and smile.

it'll work, trust me.
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Number 2 said:
im trying to think of the psychological term for a person that disagrees just to disagree. i did a google and wiki search but came up with nothing. My sister has grown to be like this and its so aggravating. It doesnt matter what i say she always says the opposite. My exchange with her from 10 minutes ago:

Shes watching Oprah and i come in the room.. get a drink from the kitchen and sit down and say good morning to her. i dont even remember what the fuck got us on the topic of ice cream Snickers bars (im really pissed off right now) but she brought up that shes fallen in love with them. i jokingly say that i was addicted to them for a time awhile ago.
Sis: How could you they are brand new?
Me: Theyve been out for awhile.. i remember having them when i was in grade school--
Sis: Wrong. They are new.
Me: What? Theyve been around for at least 15 years.
Sis: Well the commercials and the packaging say New.. so you must have had the one test run out of all the people in the city. Lucky you. You are so cool.
Me: i dont know.. maybe its a new flavor or something?
Sis: You must have just had frozen Snickers then.
Me: No.. these had ice cream inside them. They had a layer of nougat-
Sis: AHA! Yep.. you are wrong.. these dont have nougat.. these are new!
Me: im sorry i mispoke.. layer of caramel.. nuts.. and ice cream where the nougat is in the candy bar version.
Sis: Whatever.. trying to back pedal now.

Thats when i just got up and walked out. Shes been doing these kind of arguments with everything lately. i can make mention of how nice a day it is.. and shell say its a shitty day and she loves the rain. It doesnt matter who the fuck is saying it or what their authority is, i can predict her response with almost perfect accuracy.

What the fuck is this madness called?
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I know what I’d call that but it isn’t exactly scientific. Tell me she isn’t a day older than 16.
 
What do you get for your step dad when he has absolutely zero hobbies and already has everything he wants? I usually get him a handful of lottery tickets or something.

I have $15.
 
PantherLotus said:
What do you get for your step dad when he has absolutely zero hobbies and already has everything he wants? I usually get him a handful of lottery tickets or something.

I have $15.
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Spend the day in bed with him.
 
PantherLotus said:
What do you get for your step dad when he has absolutely zero hobbies and already has everything he wants? I usually get him a handful of lottery tickets or something.

I have $15.
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Thanks, you just gave me an idea of what to get my dad for father's day.
 
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