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do vampires see in the dark? They're bats after all, so at least they should be able to walk in the darkness.. If so, why do they need candles on their castle?

thanks, here ends the stupid question of the day, feel free to ignore me.
 
DotComa said:
do vampires see in the dark? They're bats after all, so at least they should be able to walk in the darkness.. If so, why do they need candles on their castle?

thanks, here ends the stupid question of the day, feel free to ignore me.
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The candles are for their victims to feel safe. You wouldn't walk into a dark ass castle would you?
 
McLovin said:
The candles are for their victims to feel safe. You wouldn't walk into a dark ass castle would you?
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But why would a vampire want to stay in a moldy old castle anyway? Also, could a vampire drown?
 
DotComa said:
do vampires see in the dark? They're bats after all, so at least they should be able to walk in the darkness.. If so, why do they need candles on their castle?

thanks, here ends the stupid question of the day, feel free to ignore me.
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Bats used echolocation. They 'see' by listening to their screeches bouncing off of obstacles which lets them know if something is in their path. We can assume that by being humanoid, Vampires can see like we do for the most part with perhaps added night vision as a benefit of being a 'dark' creature. Those of the darkness always get good benefits.

Nothing can see in absolute darkness, because sight is the translation of light waves into brain-compatible information/chemicals. Nocturnal animals can see in the dark because their eyes are more sensitive to light, and thus less light is necessary to give them good vision. Going by this information, a Vampire could have candles to just make their un-lives easier. They can see better in the dark than we can, but why would they bother straining their eyes?

Tangent: Asian vampires can see by smell. & Not all Vampires can be classified as 'bats'. A lot of then are more canine or feline in animal vibes and most are actually undead, not batty. The bat thing is a quality few vampires around the world share. We just tend to like those more, thanks to the media.

Plus, candles add a nice ambiance..

Edit: Not all vampires can drown, but some are totally owned by something as wimpy as a creek. It just depends on the flavor of the vamp.
 
What does 'Bueler?' mean? Some new meme morons repeat at the end of their posts? Read it in the OP here. Searching for this on GAF results in the same use of that world in another topic by the same poster. It's on piracy so I maybe it refers to some software used for copying games or DVDs or whatever, but google doesn't help. This thread has it in its title too, found it when googling it.
 
Chrono said:
What does 'Bueler?' mean? Some new meme morons repeat at the end of their posts? Read it in the OP here. Searching for this on GAF results in the same use of that world in another topic by the same poster. It's on piracy so I maybe it refers to some software used for copying games or DVDs or whatever, but google doesn't help. This thread has it in its title too, found it when googling it.
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It's from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I've even seen it used in my workplace.

It's from the part when Ben Stein's economics teacher character is looking for absentee Ferris and repeatedly calling out his last name in his famous monotone voice.

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Chrono said:
What does 'Bueler?' mean? Some new meme morons repeat at the end of their posts? Read it in the OP here. Searching for this on GAF results in the same use of that world in another topic by the same poster. It's on piracy so I maybe it refers to some software used for copying games or DVDs or whatever, but google doesn't help. This thread has it in its title too, found it when googling it.
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A reference to the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Used as filler when nobody responds to a question or statement.
Person 1: Has anybody seen my hat?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Bueller?

*Edit: Beaten*
 
shanshan310 said:
thankyou ^^
so if i buy a new charger and plug it in to an Aus ds, it won't short out or anything??
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No, because the output is the same for the Australian and Japanese chargers (5V I think). I went the opposite direction, bought my aunt a US DSLite, and a charger for Ireland. No problems.
 
How do you picture people on the internet?

I picture them being all weird and different like people waiting in lines at Disney.

That's how I picture them.

How do you picture them, NeoGAF?
 
dasein said:
How do you picture people on the internet?

I picture them being all weird and different like people waiting in lines at Disney.

That's how I picture them.

How do you picture them, NeoGAF?
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I just picture someone sitting down in their chair and typing in their keyboard. How imaginative huh?
 
Is it right to make fun of my friend who is 18 in a few weeks for dating a 15 and a half year old? Is it weird?

Before anyone makes jokes about 'my friend' being me, no I can't even get 15 year olds :p
 
RedShift said:
Is it right to make fun of my friend who is 18 in a few weeks for dating a 15 and a half year old? Is it weird?

Before anyone makes jokes about 'my friend' being me, no I can't even get 15 year olds :p
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No:
1- He still gets more than you
2- The /2+7 rule tells that he's dating age should be at least 16. (18/2 + 7), she's 15 and a half.. so...nah, don't make fun of him
 
dasein said:
How do you picture people on the internet?

I picture them being all weird and different like people waiting in lines at Disney.

That's how I picture them.

How do you picture them, NeoGAF?
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For you I picture I giant lizard typing on the keyboard. Kind of like the Geico Gecko but more menacing.
 
In the FAQ it says that in order to become a member, you need over 200 posts and to have been a junior member for 60 days. So, I've been a junior for over 60 days, and broke the 200 replies wall a few days ago. So, why still the junior status?
 
Snytbaggen2 said:
In the FAQ it says that in order to become a member, you need over 200 posts and to have been a junior member for 60 days. So, I've been a junior for over 60 days, and broke the 200 replies wall a few days ago. So, why still the junior status?
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mod don't like ya
 
Snytbaggen2 said:
In the FAQ it says that in order to become a member, you need over 200 posts and to have been a junior member for 60 days. So, I've been a junior for over 60 days, and broke the 200 replies wall a few days ago. So, why still the junior status?
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I think it's 300 now.
 
Snytbaggen2 said:
Okay, then the faq must be outdated. Or I'm hated by the mods.
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T^T
i feel your pain.

i actually came here to ask the same question... weird.

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Q: How do I become a Member???
A: Post 200 replies, AND be a Junior Member for 60 days.
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if the post count has changed shouldn't one of the mods update it?
 
I don't think it's 300 posts now. I was at like 265 when I got Member'd. And that was just a month or two ago.

I think it's like the whole approval thing. You just have to wait for a mod to do it.
 
During Halloween, how come no kids go trick-or-treating in apartment complexes? I've been in four different apartment complexes in the last six years and I barely ever get trick-or-treaters. You'd think they would be a prime trick-or-treating spot with so many households so tightly clustered together. And I know there are kids in this complex since I see them playing in the parking lot all the damn time.

Why is this? Some strange parenting guideline? Apartment rules? Do they all just go to rich neighborhoods?

Their loss. I knew from previous years I barely get any trick-or-treaters, so I didn't buy a large bag of a lot of small candies. Instead, I just got a couple of big-ass giant size chocolate bars for whatever kid was lucky enough to knock on my door. Still, not a single trick-or-treater this year.
 
PBalfredo said:
During Halloween, how come no kids go trick-or-treating in apartment complexes? I've been in four different apartment complexes in the last six years and I barely ever get trick-or-treaters. You'd think they would be a prime trick-or-treating spot with so many households so tightly clustered together. And I know there are kids in this complex since I see them playing in the parking lot all the damn time.

Why is this? Some strange parenting guideline? Apartment rules? Do they all just go to rich neighborhoods?

Their loss. I knew from previous years I barely get any trick-or-treaters, so I didn't buy a large bag of a lot of small candies. Instead, I just got a couple of big-ass giant size chocolate bars for whatever kid was lucky enough to knock on my door. Still, not a single trick-or-treater this year.
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I was in a complex that actually did it.. you would contact the manager if you wanted to participate, and you would get a sticker to put on your door to let the kids know that you'd be there with candy. I don't know why it had to be that complicated though.
 
Seraphis Cain said:
I don't think it's 300 posts now. I was at like 265 when I got Member'd. And that was just a month or two ago.

I think it's like the whole approval thing. You just have to wait for a mod to do it.
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It's definitely not an automatic thing because I just hit 300 and am still a junior.
 
Mystic Theurge said:
How do you create black characters in Elder Scrolls Oblivion?
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Move the slider. I'm pretty sure theres an option to make the skin turn dark. That or one of the pre-made faces. I think anyway.
 
Seraphis Cain said:
I don't think it's 300 posts now. I was at like 265 when I got Member'd. And that was just a month or two ago.

I think it's like the whole approval thing. You just have to wait for a mod to do it.
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No, it's 300 posts now. You'll become a member once you reach 300 posts.

PBalfredo said:
During Halloween, how come no kids go trick-or-treating in apartment complexes? I've been in four different apartment complexes in the last six years and I barely ever get trick-or-treaters. You'd think they would be a prime trick-or-treating spot with so many households so tightly clustered together. And I know there are kids in this complex since I see them playing in the parking lot all the damn time.

Why is this? Some strange parenting guideline? Apartment rules? Do they all just go to rich neighborhoods?

Their loss. I knew from previous years I barely get any trick-or-treaters, so I didn't buy a large bag of a lot of small candies. Instead, I just got a couple of big-ass giant size chocolate bars for whatever kid was lucky enough to knock on my door. Still, not a single trick-or-treater this year.
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That's depressing! I guess it depends on the area you live. Back when I used to live in Los Angeles, every kid would go to apartment complexes. It was just a regular thing. The streets were filled with family & kids, teenagers walking around going trick-or-treating. Since I moved here in a completely different area, that is not the case anymore.
 
Had a Gastroenteroscopy on Wednesday (6-foot long camera hose/tube down the throat and into the stomach and intestine to look around). Everything is fine as far as the exam results, but my throat aches like a biblical motherfuck everytime I swallow. I was warned it would hurt for a couple days, but it's Sunday now and it's as bad as it was 4 days ago. Any ideas or suggestions?
 
Magnus said:
Had a Gastroenteroscopy on Wednesday (6-foot long camera hose/tube down the throat and into the stomach and intestine to look around). Everything is fine as far as the exam results, but my throat aches like a biblical motherfuck everytime I swallow. I was warned it would hurt for a couple days, but it's Sunday now and it's as bad as it was 4 days ago. Any ideas or suggestions?
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It's strange, I had one this year and I felt nothing afterward.Maybe you should see a doctor.
 
Magnus said:
Had a Gastroenteroscopy on Wednesday (6-foot long camera hose/tube down the throat and into the stomach and intestine to look around). Everything is fine as far as the exam results, but my throat aches like a biblical motherfuck everytime I swallow. I was warned it would hurt for a couple days, but it's Sunday now and it's as bad as it was 4 days ago. Any ideas or suggestions?
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I have had several of them done (worst experiences ever), but I don't recall my throat hurting afterwards. If by Monday it still feels the same, definitely go see a doctor.
 
I'm not posting in here because I don't believe this doesn't deserve it's own thread, but rather my Junior status affliction.

What do you guys do for insomnia? I can never sleep. I try drinking milk, masturbation, reading a book. Gosh. I have not yet turned to things like Melatonin or Nyquil, but it's my next step. Don't want to get too dependent, you know?
 
Since sporsk's FAQ seems a little outdated , I wanted to know what's required to be a regular member .
I've been here for several months now and just got past the 300 posts mark .


Fuck , I make this post and instantly lose my "junior" membership :lol
 
Stencil said:
I'm not posting in here because I don't believe this doesn't deserve it's own thread, but rather my Junior status affliction.

What do you guys do for insomnia? I can never sleep. I try drinking milk, masturbation, reading a book. Gosh. I have not yet turned to things like Melatonin or Nyquil, but it's my next step. Don't want to get too dependent, you know?
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Smoking a joint would probably help best. 30mg of valium will also help but you'll feel a bit dazed when you wake up.
 
milanbaros said:
Smoking a joint would probably help best. 30mg of valium will also help but you'll feel a bit dazed when you wake up.
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Yea, I used to smoke that stuff but it never ever helped me sleep. Quite the opposite in fact. I suppose whenever I'm sloshed I pass out nicely, but trading insomnia for alcoholism doesn't sound too appealing.
 
Stencil said:
I'm not posting in here because I don't believe this doesn't deserve it's own thread, but rather my Junior status affliction.

What do you guys do for insomnia? I can never sleep. I try drinking milk, masturbation, reading a book. Gosh. I have not yet turned to things like Melatonin or Nyquil, but it's my next step. Don't want to get too dependent, you know?
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1) Get in a routine. Wake up and go to bed at the same time every day.

2) Exercise. If you work out consistently, your body will be tired and you will fall asleep more easily. However, don't work out just before bed, since that can keep you awake.

3) Avoid caffeine. It's fine to have coffee, tea, or (ugh) soda earlier in the day, but don't drink any after lunch to ensure it's out of your system by bedtime.

4) Avoid anything mentally stimulating before bed. No computer, books, interesting TV or movies...you need to clear your mind as best you can.
 
I was tracking two packages with USPS numbers. As of last night they were working but today I put them in and get a message saying that there is no record of the item. What's up with this? My stuff better not have been lost...or stolen.

Edit: Nevermind. The site just updated saying that tracking services aren't available. Phew...
 
My parents are ordering me an ipod classic for my birthday in the coming weeks, because mine was stolen around a year ago. Since they are buying it off the Apple official site, I can get something engraved on the back.

The first line has to be my name.
The second is free though.

What should I get engraved on it?
 
French Maid, Snow White, Catwoman, and Vince from Slap Chop went to a club. It was far too packed, and the scene was not so hot. It was getting late, so they left.

Nary a cab to be found in all of Hallowe'en land. But Catwoman and French Maid are ceaselessly calling cab companies, while Vince tries to hail cabs on all four street corners.

They are all tired, and their feet are all very sore. But Snow White is not feeling well, and is in especially bad shape. She bemoans their situation, saying what Catwoman and Vince have been thinking for the last 45 minutes: there are no cabs. There is no transit. They may as well walk.

French Maid does not take this well. Cursing and making a scene, she walks off on her own, upsetting Snow White and leaving the other three in the dust, because as it happens, French Maid finds the only cab in what appears to be the entire city, and takes off.

Vince gave chase while Catwoman was holding up Snow White. Snow White and Catwoman were left to their own devices at 4AM on a dark street in Hallowe'en land. With feet so sore they had blisters on top of bruises on top of blisters, they removed their shoes and walked as far as they could. After an hour, Vince manages to reach Snow White; he has secured the car and will meet them. But there is no word from French Maid.

GAF: Would you be more peeved at French Maid, or concerned for her safety?
 
AvidNobody said:
My parents are ordering me an ipod classic for my birthday in the coming weeks, because mine was stolen around a year ago. Since they are buying it off the Apple official site, I can get something engraved on the back.

The first line has to be my name.
The second is free though.

What should I get engraved on it?
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I had my name and cell phone number engraved on my iPod nano so if it was ever lost or stolen and recovered they could contact me. Thankfully that never happened, but if it happened to you you might want to consider it.
 
I'm rereading Mark Waid's Kazar run and while it's still awesome stuff I can't comprehend the reason why he's become American. Has there ever been any explanation as to why Kevin isn't English anymore?
 
Are participants in 'My Super Sweet 16' the most depraved, obnoxious, non-life-deserving motherfuckers in existence ?

I just watched an episode of the UK version - Jordan, from Llantrisant, and I am ashamed to be Welsh.

Supplementary question: does MTV fund or partially fund all that preposterous and foul excess ?
 
What's your strategy for applying to a job where they have some amorphous required qualification that you don't have?

ie, "strong SQL."

I have "some SQL." The important thing to note is that I've learned numerous proprietary programs and have shown the ability to learn anything through various qualifications and experiences.

Ideas? Should I even address it?
 
Can anyone find me the link to a youtube video of a GAf member who was singing the Wiley's Castle theme from Mega Man with lyrics from a song he made up about Mega Man 9?
 
PantherLotus said:
What's your strategy for applying to a job where they have some amorphous required qualification that you don't have?

ie, "strong SQL."

I have "some SQL." The important thing to note is that I've learned numerous proprietary programs and have shown the ability to learn anything through various qualifications and experiences.

Ideas? Should I even address it?
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I'd just list SQL, no strength. If they ask how good you are with it, just say that you've developed as much as your jobs have required, so if they need strong SQL, you can have strong SQL.

(Of course, depending on who wrote the qualifications "strong SQL" might not mean much. My suggestion- read up on stored processes, mention them, and if the recruiter goes googly-eyed at the phrase you're fine.)
 
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