Forgotten_Taco
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Fake your death, it's the only way. I can arrange something for you.
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Those crazy internet people (shuri's having girl problems again)
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Forgotten_Taco
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ParkPace said:Tell her that you're really Butch from the Bushwhackers. No way will she want anything to do with you after that point.
I love those guys.
Nope, I never mentionned gaf, and my nick name here is gaf only. Nothing here links me to the outside world * exotic drums solo cue *CabbageRed said:
So yeah, it ends tonight. I'm going to send her off to a decoy schedule and pretty much become a jackass that has enough of dealing with her personal issues. It sucks, because I don't like hurting people, especially girls, but enough is enough.
suikodan
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J'ai vu ta photo mon pauvre gars et je prends le métro à Montréal tous les jours, JE VAIS TE TROUVER PUIS LUI DIRE, MOUAHAHAHAHA
*cues Hitchcock scary music
Seriously, that's plain sad but hopefully, she doesn't have any personal info about you (phone #, address, etc...).
My ex-girlfriend was like that. She was so egocentric that one day, she tried to fake death by holding her breath, saying stuff like "I'll soon be gone, I can see the light..." (99% no exageration). I couldn't contain myself so I took her by the shoulders and started shouting things "COME ON CALISSE , WAKE UP OSTIE , IT'S THE REAL WORLD HERE" while shaking her.
And then I became what I feared the most, a women-beater :lol
Seriously again, stay away from that shit! Don't give anything about you. I wasted two years with such a psycho, it's hard.
Bonne chan'
*cues Hitchcock scary music
Seriously, that's plain sad but hopefully, she doesn't have any personal info about you (phone #, address, etc...).
My ex-girlfriend was like that. She was so egocentric that one day, she tried to fake death by holding her breath, saying stuff like "I'll soon be gone, I can see the light..." (99% no exageration). I couldn't contain myself so I took her by the shoulders and started shouting things "COME ON CALISSE , WAKE UP OSTIE , IT'S THE REAL WORLD HERE" while shaking her.
And then I became what I feared the most, a women-beater :lol
Seriously again, stay away from that shit! Don't give anything about you. I wasted two years with such a psycho, it's hard.
Bonne chan'
iceDragon7
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HAHA from some time ago...
Alyssa Hu$tle
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Send her this thread, that should do the trick!
Tommie Hu$tle
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demi was born for crazy bitches.
Last night I was suposed to stay online to talk to her, but fuck it, I went to sleep instead. This morning I woke up, and boom, I had an email.. the email started on how that "with the internet, we can rewind everything. Can you please erase all our discussions from your memory, because this time, I'll do anything I can to prevent ruining it again"
She adds "I greatly regret how I handled myself with you, I'm all but perfect. So this is how I'm going to fix my errors, I'm going to reset everything". And then she goes into presenting herself in a new parapgrah, as if nothing ever happened, as if we didnt know each other. She goes about how she's going to try to make an effort to come and talk TO ME from time to time, but she warns me that she doesn't attach herself to other people, because she's too busy with real life (And this is where I insert a :lol) to have time to waste on the internet chatting to people.
I don't know If I should answer or what. She just probably released that she really DID freak the fuck out of me and now wants salvage everything she can. I'm sure she spent her day checking her emails for an answer too.
On a side note, I forgot to mention you guys how this whole intarweb drama thing for her is a completely stealth operation for her, she only goes on the net at night while her boyfriend is sleeping.
That's it for the moment.
She adds "I greatly regret how I handled myself with you, I'm all but perfect. So this is how I'm going to fix my errors, I'm going to reset everything". And then she goes into presenting herself in a new parapgrah, as if nothing ever happened, as if we didnt know each other. She goes about how she's going to try to make an effort to come and talk TO ME from time to time, but she warns me that she doesn't attach herself to other people, because she's too busy with real life (And this is where I insert a :lol) to have time to waste on the internet chatting to people.
I don't know If I should answer or what. She just probably released that she really DID freak the fuck out of me and now wants salvage everything she can. I'm sure she spent her day checking her emails for an answer too.
On a side note, I forgot to mention you guys how this whole intarweb drama thing for her is a completely stealth operation for her, she only goes on the net at night while her boyfriend is sleeping.
That's it for the moment.
Final update.
I answered her email last night, telling her again how how fucked up the whole situation was and how worried I was and how fucked up and fruity was her whole plan of stalking me and how people dont do that.
She answered in a completly different tone saying she was sorry I misinterpreted her last email ( :lol :lol :lol ) and that (GET THIS) her last email was about how she doesnt want to have problems with her boyfriend because of internet people and how she just wants to be friend with me and that I misintereprented was she said to me earlier on and that she only wants to be friend with me and that she was ok with my friendship HAHAHA WHAT?!
Her sudden change of tone is obviously because she's moving out of his place; and she told me several times before that she was worried about her boyfriend will reading her email account and how he could stumble upon emails from me going on about how she needs to take care of her bf instead of me and shits
I feel like answering to that email by copy pasting all the emails and logs of her acting batshit insane and professing her love to some random internet dude, and also how she was talking against about his family and how he was pissing her off. She wont have net access for several days, giving her boyfriend enough time to check out her email account and BOOM, insta-drama
It would be hilarious, but it would piss her off greatly and she would probably track me down and stab me 30 times in my sleeps.
This thread is now over. Crisis avoided!
I answered her email last night, telling her again how how fucked up the whole situation was and how worried I was and how fucked up and fruity was her whole plan of stalking me and how people dont do that.
She answered in a completly different tone saying she was sorry I misinterpreted her last email ( :lol :lol :lol ) and that (GET THIS) her last email was about how she doesnt want to have problems with her boyfriend because of internet people and how she just wants to be friend with me and that I misintereprented was she said to me earlier on and that she only wants to be friend with me and that she was ok with my friendship HAHAHA WHAT?!
Her sudden change of tone is obviously because she's moving out of his place; and she told me several times before that she was worried about her boyfriend will reading her email account and how he could stumble upon emails from me going on about how she needs to take care of her bf instead of me and shits
I feel like answering to that email by copy pasting all the emails and logs of her acting batshit insane and professing her love to some random internet dude, and also how she was talking against about his family and how he was pissing her off. She wont have net access for several days, giving her boyfriend enough time to check out her email account and BOOM, insta-drama
It would be hilarious, but it would piss her off greatly and she would probably track me down and stab me 30 times in my sleeps.
This thread is now over. Crisis avoided!
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