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[.GqueB.]

Do you do anything in your day to day that you think is exclusive to you? Little weird quirks that you're almost positive no one else does? For me:

• Whenever I open the refrigerator, I open the freezer and look inside first for no real reason at all.
  
• I only masturtbate to completion twice a week. All other times, I bring myself close and stop.
  
• Throughout the year, I play maybe 5 songs on repeat. I don't like music that much.
  
• When I have a meal with multiple components, I take great care in making sure that each portion remains relatively equal throughout the meal.
  
• I always spit in the toilet/urinal when I pee. Without failure.
  
• When I'm having sex, I'm more concerned with how it would look on film so I make sure I'm always doing something that's aesthetically pleasing. In other words, I fuck like someone is watching.
  
• When eating peanut m&m's, I always split it with my teeth, take out the peanut, eat it separately, then eat the chocolate. All in my mouth.
  
• When I'm talking for a long time, I lick my lips like Heath Ledger did in TDK to stop myself from speaking too fast.
  
• Back when Hershey's cookies and cream bars were popular, I would pop a section in my mouth, eat all of the chocolate off, and spit out the little cookies. I would then eat them all at once when I finished all the chocolate.

I'll update with more later but that's all I can think of right now.

 

[Camp Lo]

I only masturtbate to completion twice a week. All other times, I bring myself close and stop.

That's a thread in itself.

 

[lethial]

Welp some of those are pretty weird. I flex in the mirror when I smoke a joint.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

I only masturtbate to completion twice a week. All other times, I bring myself close and stop.

I guess that's that.

 

[Fart Stink]

Smell my fingers after you know what. Only in public, though; I'm not an animal.

 

[supergiz]

I have been listening to Miami by Will Smith as a wakeup alarm for the last 3 years.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Smell my fingers after you know what. Only in public, though; I'm not an animal.

Fart Stink.

 

[.GqueB.]

I have been listening to Miami by Will Smith as a wakeup alarm for the last 3 years.

Lol, YES!!!

 

[thekonamicode]

When I fill up my gas tank and it automatically shuts off, I always put a little more in even though the signs say not to top off your tank.

 

[jackrubyn]

I have been listening to Miami by Will Smith as a wakeup alarm for the last 3 years.

I think I love you.

 

[Exotoro]

whenever i use somebody else's laptop i look up the weirdest possible shit so on the off-chance they check their history they'll wonder what the hell i was searching for

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

You're a weird dude, OP.

Back when Hershey's cookies and cream bars were popular, I would pop a section in my mouth, eat all of the chocolate off, and spit out the little cookies. I would then eat them all at once when I finished all the chocolate.

That's just disgusting.

 

[.GqueB.]

That's just disgusting.

To be fair, I was really young when those things were popular.

...it was also highly delicious.

 

[thenexus6]

I sub to threads like this..

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

To be fair, I was really young when those things were popular.

...it was also highly delicious.

I sometimes do it with cookie dough ice cream...

 

[Plywood]

It's called edging, OP.

 

[.GqueB.]

It's called edging, OP.

Riiight. Couldn't think of the name. I remember them mentioning it in one episode of orange is the new black.

 

[Exotoro]

oh and whenever I can I draw pictures of Bill Cipher onto desks, the ground, the snow...

 

[LurkerNoMore]

No good things can come from this thread.

 

[.GqueB.]

oh and whenever I can I draw pictures of Bill Cipher onto desks, the ground, the snow...

Legit the first time I've ever even heard of that character. I thought it was some dude.

 

[Foaloal]

No good things can come from this thread.

Good things can come twice a week in this thread.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Good things can come twice a week in this thread.

lol

 

[Mistel]

I think when I have fully fledged conversations with myself it might be kinda weird?

 

[Zoned]

One thing that I always make sure when I am eating my lunch or dinner is to leave one small portion of the best thing till last. This give me awesome feeling in my mouth

 

[SJRB]

I only masturtbate to completion twice a week. All other times, I bring myself close and stop.

...why?

 

[.GqueB.]

I think when I have fully fledged conversations with myself it might be kinda weird?

I think it's only weird when you answer yourself. At least that's what I've heard. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what that means.

 

[Exotoro]

I think when I have fully fledged conversations with myself it might be kinda weird?

I do the same. Really helps when I can't choose what to do.

 

[.GqueB.]

...why?

It was actually based on an article I read about how men prematurely ejaculate because of excessive masturbation in our teenage years. We train ourselves to cum quickly since we're not really concerned with longevity while masturbating. We just want to get off.

That's just me trying to undo that training. Now it's just out of habit.

 

[JPodz]

When I fill up my gas tank and it automatically shuts off, I always put a little more in even though the signs say not to top off your tank.

I think most people do this. I'll always squeeze a few more dollars in there and make sure it ends in zero.

 

[Sword Familiar]

I think when I have fully fledged conversations with myself it might be kinda weird?

 

[catmincer]

I talk to my cats like they're people which I would think many people do anyway.

My weird one isn't even that weird but if I am watching something on TV the volume has to end in zero or five or it angers me. Same with pc volume or on my phone.

 

[JinKagekiyo]

• When I'm bored, I like nibbling on my hair.
• I like putting broken pieces of lead on plastic chairs and try to push them with static or w/e.]
• Whenever I turn off my lights downstairs, I have a habit of running back down and making sure the faucet is completely off, stuff is unplugged, and fridge is completely closed.

 

[John Kowalski]

Sometimes when i'm walking around and i see a good photo opportunity present itself i will go "kchak" very quietly, as if i were taking a photo. That's my slr one. My leica one is "ktac". I don't think anyone has noticed me doing this yet, but i do it a LOT.

When people touch me anywhere besides my hands and with general facial greetings i will wait until they aren't looking, and brush off where they touched. It's not because i'm afraid of being dirty, but for some reason i don't want to feel like they've touched me, and that does it. There are about two people alive with whom i don't do this.

 

[zoozilla]

I have a really bad habit of leaving partially used tissue paper on my desk.

I get runny roses really easily, and I always feel bad about throwing away a tissue that I've only used a small portion of, so I fold it up and put it somewhere within easy reach. The problem is, I always forget that I have a tissue lying around, so I take a fresh tissue, use it, then fold that one up, too.

By the end of the day I'll have 3-4 folded tissues on my desk.

 

[LurkerNoMore]

Good things can come twice a week in this thread.

Sometimes gaf makes me lose faith in humanity and other times i left in moments like this where i am literally laughing out loud

 

[.GqueB.]

Sometimes when i'm walking around and i see a good photo opportunity present itself i will go "kchak" very quietly, as if i were taking a photo. That's my slr one. My leica one is "ktac". I don't think anyone has noticed me doing this yet, but i do it a LOT.

When people touch me anywhere besides my hands and with general facial greetings i will wait until they aren't looking, and brush off where they touched. It's not because i'm afraid of being dirty, but for some reason i don't want to feel like they've touched me, and that does it. There are about two people alive with whom i don't do this.

I kind of wonder how many have seen you do this to other people. I mean the person you're doing it to isn't looking but you never know... you neeeevvveeerrr kknnnowwww *fades into the darkness*

 

[PSYGN]

I chew on water bottle caps.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

This thread is going to be so good. Already some great posts in here.

I guess my weird thing, if it's weird at all and not just depressing, is sleep with a pillow laying against my back. I usually sleep on one of my sides, so it makes me feel like I'm not sleeping alone.

 

[Symphonia]

I converse with myself while taking a shit.

 

[Kid Ska]

I think when I have fully fledged conversations with myself it might be kinda weird?

I'm in this boat.

 

[legbone]

i bite my toenails.

 

[Anteater]

I grab my balls to warm my hands in the winter

 

[terrisus]

I talk to my cats like they're people which I would think many people do anyway.

I always talk to my cats. And they know exactly what I'm saying too.

Spoiler

Quite often they just don't care though

 

[Silky]

I do cartwheels in my house when no one's around.

I grab my balls to warm my hands in the winter

That's instinct

 

[backflip10019]

I genuinely look forward to the end of the day when I can pick the lint out of my belly button.

 

[John Kowalski]

I kind of wonder how many have see you do this to other people. I mean the person you're doing it to isn't looking but you never know... you neeeevvveeerrr kknnnowwww *fades into the darkness*

Some people have seen it, but that's because they know about it already. For anyone else, i don't know, no one has commented on it and i tend to be very secretive about it.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I can't resist the urge to make realistic fart noises whenever I'm in a bathroom stall.

 

[Zoned]

My weird one isn't even that weird but if I am watching something on TV the volume has to end in zero or five or it angers me. Same with pc volume or on my phone.

Lol I have same habit.

 

[bcl0328]

every time i go in the kitchen i make sure the stove burners are set to off. one time i came home and one was set to high without being lit. the whole house smelled like gas.

after i'm done eating i check the fridge/freezer for more food.

a/c in the car and house must always be set at 72.

volume on the TV must be an even number.

i close my kitchen blinds just in case someone is watching me.

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

 

[wamberz1]

Every rime i take a drink from a glass, I rub the rim that touched my mouth with my finger to get any backwash off it. As if my finger is any cleaner.