Today I turned 50 and filed for divorce.

Pretty sure Sartre once said: At 50 years of age, the face that you have is the face that you deserve.

Anyway

Happy Birthday GIF by Mumbai Indians
 
IDKFA said:
Nah. Older women means more experience. You need a GILF. The older the berry the sweeter the juice.

Besides, a 50 year old ragging raw a 19 year old is a bit creepy.
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Gilfs don't have much juice. It's evaporated. I've been there so you don't have to.
 
Getting divorced was the best thing that ever happened to me! I will never get married again it's a suckers deal. I'm financially ruined, but happy!
 
Hope it's for the best and you have a good, fresh start and peace of mind. Also, I hope to have the same amount of hair as you do when I'm 50!
 
Divorcing a narcissist you're gonna be in for one hell of a fight. Most likely the kids will be used as pawns. Any means of control will be leveraged, and your character will be attacked. I wish you the best of luck my dude 🤞 I'm glad you're choosing to get out of this shitty situation even though it's probably going to be a harrowing ordeal, but as us heathens well know you don't have any of your time on Earth to waste. Watch your fucking back, don't get sucked into more bullshit, just get outta there and start living for yourself again ❤️
 
TheDreadBaron said:
Divorcing a narcissist you're gonna be in for one hell of a fight. Most likely the kids will be used as pawns. Any means of control will be leveraged, and your character will be attacked. I wish you the best of luck my dude 🤞 I'm glad you're choosing to get out of this shitty situation even though it's probably going to be a harrowing ordeal, but as us heathens well know you don't have any of your time on Earth to waste. Watch your fucking back, don't get sucked into more bullshit, just get outta there and start living for yourself again ❤️
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Despite it all I remember my favorite absurdist "In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there's something stronger – something better, pushing right back." -Albert Camus
 
Days like these... said:
Despite it all I remember my favorite absurdist "In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there's something stronger – something better, pushing right back." -Albert Camus
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Fucking love that book brother, you continue to be the man! Seriously though watch your back, I don't know this woman but there's so many stories of women poisoning their men for life insurance when the fun runs out. You said it's escalated to physical violence, so that's a big red flag. Abusive women are very capable of murder just like men, so just don't get taken out like that man 😢
 
One of my sisters is on her 4th marriage. After the 2nd you gotta think it's not them, it's definitely her that's the problem. To give her credit she's always married up. She's gone from a store manager to an architect. I figure eventually she'll work her way up to minor royalty.
 
Good on you for getting out of a toxic situation. I almost ended up in one but I broke off the engagement. I am glad when I decided to marry I fully vetted her and did it right.
 
when I read the thread title I was like ahh.. my guy old as fuck and still hitting GAF to post his W's.

Then I realised I will be 50 in 14 years time and hot diggity I can feel a smidgen of a midlife crisis creepin' in my mind.
 
Days like these... said:
Reconciliation? What in the actual fuck? She gets physically violent at times. What is wrong with you?
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I dont know how I would know she is phisically violent. And while it is inexcusable, reconciliation is better than resentment and bitterness. For her to recognize her faults and seek forgiveness would be good. It doesn't mean that you stay in a relationship. It means that a person recognizes their mistakes and seeks forgiveness.
 
AJUMP23 said:
I dont know how I would know she is phisically violent. And while it is inexcusable, reconciliation is better than resentment and bitterness. For her to recognize her faults and seek forgiveness would be good. It doesn't mean that you stay in a relationship. It means that a person recognizes their mistakes and seeks forgiveness.
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I see you know nothing about covert/vulnerable narcissists and that's ok most people dont. It's not something people learn about for fun. I forgive her I'm just not subjecting myself to the abuse anymore. I did for way to long.
 
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Days like these... said:
I see you know nothing about covert/vulnerable narcissists and that's ok most people dont. It's not something learn about for fun. I forgive her I'm just not subjecting myself to the abuse anymore. I did for way to long.
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You should not subject yourself to abuse. That was not what reconcile means.
 
I am not one of those people who scream divorce any time there is a hiccup in a marriage because nothing is ever perfect but if a person is being abused or mistreated they should get out and not look back.
 
As a fellow half century cunt, I don't envy you and your next steps but it sounds like you need it lad, big upheavals ahead, stay the course
 
I'm sorry that happened, and congratulations.

You can attach those 2 to either part of your op.


Have a blessed day
 
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It's now time for you to go out and creampie some fluffy 21-year olds, whilst lecturing them on financial prudence.

#bestlife
#oldmancreampies
 
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