Tenchi Muyo GXP: Episode 9, A Stormy Voyage
This episode was not terrible, mostly because it literally had barely any character interaction. Yeah, the animation was sometime hentai tier, and sure, there were a lot of issues with continuity, but whatever, based on the incredibly low bar this series created, this was just pretty mediocre
Anyway, all the cadets go into space for a training mission along with pink haired rapist snape and amane. Amane is known as the Zero Goddess because she's never had any pirate interactions in her entire career (I dont see how this is a good thing outside of the fact that she's lucky IDK)
So there's a hip malfunction and they meet up with Pirates, which wasnt foreshadowed at all. During all this, Seda is stuck weith his robot and his old roommates watching videos of the girls locker room that the robot taped. It's a little creepy, but like, if you were 13-14 I would totes watch that type of stuff, so I can comprehend
anyway, pirates show up and enter the ship, Charlie Chaplin and co find out their monitors arent working anymore so they go to a different monitor to watch the girls in locker room. During this time, pink haired rapist snape runs out to go fight the pirates with a lightsaber and thinks Charlie Chaplin is a pirate, they all end up in some type of storage facility bay, where a single pirate women enters in and starts a lightsaber battle. Now the pirate ships enter the GXP ship by ramming their ships into the GXP ship and sealing off the holes they make with this green goop
So Pink haired Snape and New Pirate Waifu take out lightsaber and battle, but the goop decides to shoot them because of reasons, and they get stuck together. Meanwhile, Charlie Chaplin is cowering a corner when the goop controls get fucked up and emit goop all over the place trapping charlie chaplin and everyone else. Pirate Waifu girl admonishes pink snape for bringing a kid with him too fight, even though, that's not what happened. Pink haired snape gets choked by pirate waifu while she slowly turns to Charlie Chaplin and realizes how much of his dick she wants.
Charlie Chaplin is able to remove himself from the gunk with a gold pocket knife, and the pirate waifu lady is so impressed with this display, and he's able to save everyone there. Pirate lady calls for her crew to show up to remove them from the goop, but they also are forced to take pink haired snape with them.
The episode ends with the girls of the show just talking to eachother, and then a cut to the two older girls talking about making Seda the captain of a maiden ship because of his luck with getting attracted to pirates. The episode ends
Actually, not a horrific episode
Anyway, this show does some good stuff, so I'll have to give it credit. I like how all the scifi technology is very similar to a lot of 70's scifi, and some of their scifi ideas are pretty neat. But that's about it