Tenchi Muyo GXP!: Episode 11, First Paychecks
So this episode starts out with a bunch of pirates trying to go after Seda's decoy ship. Apparently, the GXP's strategy has worked so well they were even able to get close to Ryuko, the episode 2 space pirate waifu. Space Pirate Waifu though realizes it's a trap and runs away, but can't seem to shake off Seda's ability to teleport follow her.
Anyway, Ryuko is very upset by this, and i guess finally gets away, Seda's decoy ship hasnt seemingly done anything to capture her, I guess we just dont care she's a pirate because she has titties so whatever. Anyway, We next see a meeting of all the pirates together talking. I guess they are one huge conglemorate run by Dr Eggman/Robotnik so we Sonic now. Anyway, they talk to Ryuko about how something or whatever and we find out that Dio Pirate from last episode had captured her crewmates and was using them to make Ryuko do something.
Anyway, we move back to Charlie Chaplin, who is now getting off the ship about to spend his firrst paycheck. Amane asks if he'll buy her a drink, and Kiriko gets upset because Charlie Chaplin can't drink alchohol yet. How old is Charlie Chaplin anyway? OH GOD HE'S 15 YEARS OLD, HELP I NEED AN ADULT.
anyway, he goes off because he needs to go shopping for his perverted robot for some reason. IDK why he's allowed on ship, literally the entire character of this robot is to video tape women undressing with hidden cameras. HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY JAPAN HAHAHAHA. Anyway, the two girls decide to follow him around town sneakily. His first stop was a lingerie store, then a toy store which happens to be an adult toy store, even though the store is just called TOY and it's shaped like a baby because kbhjfadsjkbhasddjkblasdbhjbhjklfadskjhbadfskjhlbfads. He also goes to a few different shady stops including an apparent brothel. The girls are confused by him going to a brothel when they are approached by 3 sexy workers. The 3 sexy wrokers go "SO YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DOING THIS STUFF" and the girls are like no we're straight, and the sex workers are like "THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT" before slowly appraoching them because HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPE SO FUNNY
We later see the two girls walking away, Amane is holding her ass between her cheeks (OH GOD) but apparently Kiriko hogtied all the workers.When they spot Sedaa who has met up with catgirl waifu who talks to seda about the presents he got, and instead of syaing,. "OH MY SHIT ASSSS ROBOT WANTSA TO PEEP ON WOMEN" he just stutters and makes it seem like he's buying dildos for all his girlfriends. Catgirl waifu exclaims she'll help him shop so they teleport right before Amane and Kiriko were about to appraoch them. They teleport to another market, this time one that's about clothes. We see them wear clothing, including some hats, it's really not important, but they end up at the jewlery store.
At the Jewlery store they end up talking about how women like jewlery and how catgirl waifu really likes this one piece which is just a star shaped pendant. During this time, she sees Seda's hand and pretends to place hers on top, but gets interrupet. Apparently 2 bad guys are like "YOU MUST DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE" which is really weird because they are like fucking far away and not moving their lips. We're they talking or some shit. I dont care enough to know.
So anyway, catgirl waifu is in a terrible mood sitting on a bench with Seda, when Seda is like "I MUST GO SHOPPING ON MY OWN ILL BE BACK" We then see Catgirl lady talking to those same 2 dudes in the forest while holding a pistol. Seda comes back and catgirl waifu points a gun at him while crying and talking about how she doesnt want to do this but must for her crew. Seda is like, what the fuck, and tell her that he got a gift for catgirl waifu. This causes Catgirl waifu to fall to the ground cryin g revealing her true identity! It was actually Ryuko this entire time, and she's like, well I can't kill you, but i can kill myself cause i failed.
So she sticks the gun on her head when the Amane and kiriko show up out of the forest in a cop car, which provides Seda enough distraction to pounce at Ryuko and stop her from shooting herself. The two guys who were trying to get her to kill Seda then get hit by the cop car, and we see old women waifu show up with a bunch of sdoldiers with cloking technolog in which she exclaims I KNOW YOU WERENT CATGIRL ALL ALONG. WE JUST ANTED YOU TO KEEP GOING SO WE COULD GET MORE PIRATE SCUM. ike bitch, Seda was about to fucking die you piece of fucking garbage. Anyway, they put all 3 people in handcuffs when Seda runs towards Ryuko and says, here take this gift. Ryuko is like, but this was for catgirl waifu, and Seda is like NOPE IT'S FOR YOU and it ends up being that star pendant. She of course will immediately have this confiscated and taken away before she gets hung on the gallows for being a pirate RITE! IT"S NOT LIKE SHE'LL COME BACK OR ANYTHING AHAHAHAHAAHAHA, anyway, old women, Kiriko and Amane are like WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIFT SEDA and chase around Seda who was looking for the gift. of course, the gift actually got run over by a police car in fucking plain sigght, and it shows us this, and it literally points us too it a few times in case the joke wasnt fujcking obvious enough. Anyway, the robot comes back and also wants his stuff because he can't peep on any girls without that stuff and they all beat up the robot.
THE END WHAT A GREAT EPISODE IM SURE GLAD IM WATCHING THIS
So this episode starts out with a bunch of pirates trying to go after Seda's decoy ship. Apparently, the GXP's strategy has worked so well they were even able to get close to Ryuko, the episode 2 space pirate waifu. Space Pirate Waifu though realizes it's a trap and runs away, but can't seem to shake off Seda's ability to teleport follow her.
Anyway, Ryuko is very upset by this, and i guess finally gets away, Seda's decoy ship hasnt seemingly done anything to capture her, I guess we just dont care she's a pirate because she has titties so whatever. Anyway, We next see a meeting of all the pirates together talking. I guess they are one huge conglemorate run by Dr Eggman/Robotnik so we Sonic now. Anyway, they talk to Ryuko about how something or whatever and we find out that Dio Pirate from last episode had captured her crewmates and was using them to make Ryuko do something.
Anyway, we move back to Charlie Chaplin, who is now getting off the ship about to spend his firrst paycheck. Amane asks if he'll buy her a drink, and Kiriko gets upset because Charlie Chaplin can't drink alchohol yet. How old is Charlie Chaplin anyway? OH GOD HE'S 15 YEARS OLD, HELP I NEED AN ADULT.
anyway, he goes off because he needs to go shopping for his perverted robot for some reason. IDK why he's allowed on ship, literally the entire character of this robot is to video tape women undressing with hidden cameras. HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY JAPAN HAHAHAHA. Anyway, the two girls decide to follow him around town sneakily. His first stop was a lingerie store, then a toy store which happens to be an adult toy store, even though the store is just called TOY and it's shaped like a baby because kbhjfadsjkbhasddjkblasdbhjbhjklfadskjhbadfskjhlbfads. He also goes to a few different shady stops including an apparent brothel. The girls are confused by him going to a brothel when they are approached by 3 sexy workers. The 3 sexy wrokers go "SO YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DOING THIS STUFF" and the girls are like no we're straight, and the sex workers are like "THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT" before slowly appraoching them because HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPE SO FUNNY
We later see the two girls walking away, Amane is holding her ass between her cheeks (OH GOD) but apparently Kiriko hogtied all the workers.When they spot Sedaa who has met up with catgirl waifu who talks to seda about the presents he got, and instead of syaing,. "OH MY SHIT ASSSS ROBOT WANTSA TO PEEP ON WOMEN" he just stutters and makes it seem like he's buying dildos for all his girlfriends. Catgirl waifu exclaims she'll help him shop so they teleport right before Amane and Kiriko were about to appraoch them. They teleport to another market, this time one that's about clothes. We see them wear clothing, including some hats, it's really not important, but they end up at the jewlery store.
At the Jewlery store they end up talking about how women like jewlery and how catgirl waifu really likes this one piece which is just a star shaped pendant. During this time, she sees Seda's hand and pretends to place hers on top, but gets interrupet. Apparently 2 bad guys are like "YOU MUST DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE" which is really weird because they are like fucking far away and not moving their lips. We're they talking or some shit. I dont care enough to know.
So anyway, catgirl waifu is in a terrible mood sitting on a bench with Seda, when Seda is like "I MUST GO SHOPPING ON MY OWN ILL BE BACK" We then see Catgirl lady talking to those same 2 dudes in the forest while holding a pistol. Seda comes back and catgirl waifu points a gun at him while crying and talking about how she doesnt want to do this but must for her crew. Seda is like, what the fuck, and tell her that he got a gift for catgirl waifu. This causes Catgirl waifu to fall to the ground cryin g revealing her true identity! It was actually Ryuko this entire time, and she's like, well I can't kill you, but i can kill myself cause i failed.
So she sticks the gun on her head when the Amane and kiriko show up out of the forest in a cop car, which provides Seda enough distraction to pounce at Ryuko and stop her from shooting herself. The two guys who were trying to get her to kill Seda then get hit by the cop car, and we see old women waifu show up with a bunch of sdoldiers with cloking technolog in which she exclaims I KNOW YOU WERENT CATGIRL ALL ALONG. WE JUST ANTED YOU TO KEEP GOING SO WE COULD GET MORE PIRATE SCUM. ike bitch, Seda was about to fucking die you piece of fucking garbage. Anyway, they put all 3 people in handcuffs when Seda runs towards Ryuko and says, here take this gift. Ryuko is like, but this was for catgirl waifu, and Seda is like NOPE IT'S FOR YOU and it ends up being that star pendant. She of course will immediately have this confiscated and taken away before she gets hung on the gallows for being a pirate RITE! IT"S NOT LIKE SHE'LL COME BACK OR ANYTHING AHAHAHAHAAHAHA, anyway, old women, Kiriko and Amane are like WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIFT SEDA and chase around Seda who was looking for the gift. of course, the gift actually got run over by a police car in fucking plain sigght, and it shows us this, and it literally points us too it a few times in case the joke wasnt fujcking obvious enough. Anyway, the robot comes back and also wants his stuff because he can't peep on any girls without that stuff and they all beat up the robot.
THE END WHAT A GREAT EPISODE IM SURE GLAD IM WATCHING THIS
