NARUTO - EPISODE SIXTY-SEVEN: Late For The Show, But Ready To Go! The Ultimate Secret Technique Is Born!
Sand Ninja Roll Deep.
What a title! It's so long it goes off the side of the video player I'm using! Is it the Sekiha Tenkyoken? Nope, nothing that cool. Kakashi tells Naruto to relax. They were late for a reason. Gaara is still chilling in his sand bubble chanting stuff. Sauce tries some things. Kunai, Taijutsu, nothing works. Sand spikes keep coming out to try and get him if he goes too close. He's fine with this stalling and prepares some magic junk of his own. Meanwhile outside the ANBU are patrolling. Nothing is the matter. Missed those Sand Ninja. Like 100 of them. Sakura wants to hear Kakashi's story. Naruto tells Kakashi to get a move on, no time for talking. He tells Naruto that he's right, shut up and watch. Surprise Sauce time. Sasuke climbs the wall and starts making hand signs. Gaara is in his bubble talking to his mom about all the blood he's going to give her. Temari and Kankuro are shook good. Kankuro is even thinking about bolting. Shino has them bugged and hears about the plan. Sand Ninja are getting ready for the summoning. Yikes that is a big summoning circle.
Charging...charging...charging.
Sasuke is charging something that looks suspiciously like the Lightning Blade. Guy thinks so too. Kakashi and Sasuke are a lot alike. That's why he focused on all the speed training, so he could physically manifest his chakra.
Kazekage is impressed. Sakura comments on the bizarre noise. Guy explains that it is the only Kakashi original jutsu. The best weapon for assassination. A jab with manifested lightning. Speed and focus. Visable Chakra. Chirping Birds. Chidori. 1000 birds. Sasuke penetrates the shell. Everyone is legit shook. Gaara's siblings are very impressed. No one has ever penetrated that shield. Kakashi's version is called Lightning Blade because he once cut a stroke of lightning in half. Needs inhuman levels of speed and chakra. Shouldn't be taught to kids...Kakashi looks over at Lee. Pot, kettle. Lee is jealous. He couldn't do a frontal assault like that because he has no ninjutsu. Sauce is just as fast or faster. Has the Sharingan. Can do ninjutsu. Sand is ready to invade. Waiting for the signal. NOT KABUTO thinks it is almost time. Shikamaru thinks that Naruto is jealous of Sauces strength but flashes back to his big ass toad summoning and Shoryuken. He won't lose to anyone, especially Sauce.
Hand Job.
Something is wrong with the penetration. Sauce made the sauce come out of Gaara. Gaara...is not used to bleeding. He freaks out. Sauce is stuck. Makes another Chidori to free himself. Oh boy that arm. Temari thinks Gaara might be hurt. Kankuro has seen that thing before...and couldn't eat for a week afterwards! The cocoon is growling. Then it howls.
Eye...Job.
The shell broke before the change was complete. Gaara is...different. He has a shoulder wound. NOT KABUTO starts putting everyone to sleep. What a powerful and useful genjutsu. Doesn't work on Guy or Kakashi...or Sakura. Kabuto has made his move according to Baki. Kazekage is turning his head over to the Hokage...who is looking back the same way. Something is going down. EXPLOSION in the top box. Ninja moving. Summon circle summoning. ANBU Black Ops...Jobbing. Naruto...out cold.