I want to offer a little more thoughts on Episode 24.
The rape stuff, while... egregious... isn't actually what offends me. At least, contextually, it makes sense. Rapey McRaper is a McRaper Creeper McRaper who Rapes, cardboard cutout or not, so sadistic-ass NTR-triggering sexual assault is at least within his general wheelhouse. And Asuna has been damsel'd for so long at this point I could even forgive that she basically spent the entire episode either comforting Kirito or being sexually assaulted (maybe both at once, who knows). I mean, okay, it's still pretty fucking bad in terms of taste but it's not the worst element of the episode by far.
No, what really pissed me off, like BatDan, is the complete Deus Ex Machina ending. It's a fucking triple doozy. Not only does Kirito not put any effort whatsoever into the ending - he doesn't demonstrate exceptional strength, or some intense measure of courage, or some amazing secret strategem. Not only is he saved through a completely implausible but luckily timed intervention from a third party that was never even mentioned as a possibility beforehand, let alone teased or foreshadowed. But this fucking dumbshit beater, this idiot moron fucking jackass gary sue story-bending dipcrotch, is saved by the fucking mass-murdering douchebag from the first game with no callouts to the fact that he is a mass-murdering douchebag.
And how is he saved? By dramatically logging into an admin account and haxing his way to victory. He basically makes Oberon into a lvl 1 slime and proceeds to stomp on him, to literally cut the jackass to pieces and then fatality his spine. It's about as satisfying as watching a man with a chaingun murder a kindergardener, which is odd, because this is Rapist McRaper we're talking about here. But Kirito does it without a fucking thought - not even a hint of awareness re: "oh maybe I'm losing my human instincts as a person even if this is a virtual world/fantasy" - and, at least in my eyes, it renders false all the bullshit emotional suffering crap he immediately lapses into afterwards.
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I'd also like to take this chance to apologise to anybody I insulted yesterday with that post I made. I made it with no malice aforethought, but frankly, I fucked up and put it in anyway, and for that I'd like to apologise. I don't really think you eat pig shit if you like SAO. If you know me, you know I don't attack fans of a thing even if I don't like it, and I'd like to believe that holds true; but what I posted more or less amounts to personal insults and for that I apologise. I'm sorry, I truly am.
What I meant to convey was that liking SAO is beyond my personal comprehension. It is something completely alien to me, the Great Old One of enjoying an animated series. It's like eating a lemon and telling me it's sweet, or perhaps more accurately like squeezing lemon juice into your eyes and telling me you enjoy the sensation. I don't understand it, but if that's your jam, go right ahead.