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[Grexeno]

"Take a look at this video."

Doesn't show video.

 

[Man God]

She's like 14, dawg. Fantine gotta be at least 17.

I'm more of a Rocket guy anyways.

 

[grandjedi6]

What the fuck does midfielder even mean in this context?

An IGPX race consists of two teams of three pilots: a forward (usually places first or second), a midfielder (usually places third or fourth), and a defender (usually places fifth or sixth). They compete on a 60-mile (97 km) track, going at speeds upwards of 400 mph (640 km/h). The overall objective is to make it to the finish line and accumulate more points than the opponent. 1st place receives 15 points; 2nd receives 7 points; 3rd gets 5 points; 4th gets 3 points; 5th gets 2 points and 6th gets 1 point. No points are awarded to pilots who are unable to finish the race.

.... WHO DESIGNED THIS GAME?!

 

[Grexeno]

.... WHO DESIGNED THIS GAME?!

................DEMARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Schadenfreude]

Miss Satomi understands the underdog secret boost.

 

[Man God]

.... WHO DESIGNED THIS GAME?!

It might make sense if the season was based on total points...nope! Straight win/loss! Points might be the first tie breaker though.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Well, maybe it's that i'm slightly sleep-deprived, but that wasn't as boring as I remembered. Then again, the king of filler did say this was the best episode of the first half. Welp. Time for Samurai Jack.

 

[Grexeno]

It might make sense if the season was based on total points...nope! Straight win/loss! Points might be the first tie breaker though.

lol wut? That's dumb as shit

 

[Man God]

lol wut? That's dumb as shit

If you're not first you're last!

Unless your teammates DNF...but when would that ever happen?

Spoiler

It happens again next season.

 

[Man God]

Well, maybe it's that i'm slightly sleep-deprived, but that wasn't as boring as I remembered. Then again, the king of filler did say this was the best episode of the first half. Welp. Time for Samurai Jack.

The super chill soundtrack and the team being total jerks ramps up next episode and it remains that way until they eventually overcome their differences and get their shit together.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why does the shape-shifting master of darkness still have a land-line.

 

[Grexeno]

Samurai Jack Episode 49: Aku Orders a Pizza

 

[Man God]

Aku has been showing up a lot more this season and not coincidentally I haven't fallen asleep during Jack in months.

 

[Crocodile]

This image of Aku just ordering assassins like Pizza is hilarious.

 

[Schadenfreude]

That'sapenis.gif

 

[Grexeno]

Jack is just so done with all of this shit.

 

[Man God]

KILL JACK

DEVOUR JACK!

 

[Grexeno]

Hey Aku

maybe you should, uh, kill him yourself.

 

[Schadenfreude]

So is this where the famous smiling gif comes from?

 

[Grexeno]

So uh


I guess the writers are also getting a little tired at this point.

 

[Man God]

Why isn't this the final episode, you may ask for the third or fourth time?

 

[Grexeno]

Why isn't this the final episode, you may ask for the third or fourth time?

I think the writers are also asking this question

 

[Schadenfreude]

And there it is! How will Aku cheat Jack this time?

 

[Man God]

I think the writers are also asking this question

Four episodes after this.

 

[lazybones18]

this is so stupid

 

[Man God]

this is so stupid

SAO II will save us all.

 

[Grexeno]

SAO II will save us all.

Not even Aku would wish that on the world.

 

[Schadenfreude]

What a specimen.

 

[Man God]

That's....racist?

 

[Grexeno]

That's....racist?

Getting some Mr. Popo vibes here.

 

[Man God]

Jack has super human strength....

 

[Schadenfreude]

Jack has super human strength....

Apparently.

 

[Grexeno]

Uh, Jack, have you maybe even though about whether or not you can even kill Aku with just blunt force trauma?

 

[foxuzamaki]

But jack has nigh superhuman strength, or at the very least, super human agility and speed.

 

[grandjedi6]

Aku's trying to cheat and he's still getting worked over

 

[Schadenfreude]

Man, this choreography is so intricate.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Why isn't this the final episode, you may ask for the third or fourth time?

I think the writers are also asking this question

The thing about samurai jack is that since episode 1 Jack has been strong enough to defeat and kill Aku, and Jack on this journey has only gotten stronger, what kind of finale would satisfy anybody lol

 

[Grexeno]

It's pretty clear that Jack is a far superior fighter to Aku, but is just too dumb to take advantage of it.

 

[Man God]

Clowned

 

[Man God]

SWERVE.

 

[Grexeno]

I'm sorry Jack what was that about being smart because

uh

good is dumb.

 

[Schadenfreude]

You activated my trap card.

 

[foxuzamaki]

omg they're totally doing this

 

[Crocodile]

Ok this is pretty funny

 

[foxuzamaki]

hahahaha at jack's walk.

 

[Man God]

This is seriously how it should have ended.

 

[Grexeno]

Alright, I know we want to see Samurai Jack end properly, but god damn did Genndy have every opportunity.

 

[foxuzamaki]

"No matter how long it may take"


oh god

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why does it seem like we've had that same sequence of events before?

 

[Grexeno]

Why does it seem like we've had that same sequence of events before?

Yeah, it could be that pretty much this same thing has already happened like 5 times