This week's theme... Lewdnami! Everything was seriously lewd. On to the reviews!
Dragon Ball Z: Kai - Frieza uses Krillin's Destructo Disc! Too bad it's ineffective against a bored SS Goku. Hey Gohan... Goku can't hear you yelling all the way from Earth you moron. Anyway, after receiving some well deserved slaps to the face, Frieza ultimately gets sliced to pieces by his own weak, ass-pull attack. A very a hype (if somewhat drawn out) episode.
Rating: "It's done"
New Toonami Block Promo - I like how there isn't any voice over. It's just scene after scene of some impressive action and combat. I think it should help to at least get a few casual Adult Swim viewers to consider checking out the block.
Akame ga Kill - I was only half paying attention, to be honest. I kinda liked the Valley Girl with sweat powers... at least until she died before the episode ended. Also, Shenron is apparently an S Class Danger Beast for some reason. I've decided this show works best when I just leave it on in the background and look over to see either something cool or idiotic.
Rating: White Noise
Parasyte - I'm continuing to enjoy this show. Having the other parasytes working together and trying to elect one to office was certainly an unexpected move. They seem to be getting smarter. The scene with Buff Brock Parasyte murdering all the Yakuza was flat-out amazing. The battle of the thirsty girls on the other hand was less so. The date scene was fine I guess but I just wish Murano would stop with the whole "has Shinichi changed?" shit. Oh, and super buff Shinichi in the dream sequence made me lol.
Rating: Perfect Hair Forever
Samurai Champloo - What an amazing episode. The "time to go" line was great and had perfect comedic timing. Fuu was a total sweetheart to that big dude. I'm kinda not liking Mugen. He's was such a dick to everyone and then he killed that poor, disfigured guy who not but one second earlier saved Fuu's life. Not that that big guy was a saint or anything but jeez. Regardless, the ending scene with the fireflies was perfectly executed. Great show.
Rating: It's all ogre now.
Naruto: Shippuden - I only sorta watched. The mysterious kid got sick and Shino is attempting to become a butterfly, I guess. I still don't understand why Guren (that filler chick) wants to become Orochimaru's future vessel. Doesn't that mean she would have to die? Also, her henchmen are laughably bad.
Rating: Boring flute music
Music Video ("Floridada") - W...T...F
One Piece - If there's one thing I can be 100% certain of, it's that Captain Puzzle will never be King of the Pirates. He's filler. It's also laughable that he'd be worth 100 million Bellys. Coup de Burst is such a cool maneuver but it was kinda waisted here since they'll no doubt go back anyway. Not a great episode but it was still way more entertaining than Naruto: Shippbordom.
Rating: Phoenix Down
KLL la KILL - One of my favorite episodes. That reveal in the last 60 seconds is so epic and made even better by Nui's fantastic theme music. As for the rest, Mako is totally adorable as usual and Nonon's Symphony Regalia Da Capo is her *second* best looking outfit.
Rating: A whole other level