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[B-Dubs]

Not even the worse 10 minutes in this episode

Spoiler

I don't actually remember if the rest of this episode is worse, but I scared you shit-less for a moment

This can't possibly get worse

 

[Crayolan]

My question, why haven't they just dropped the pretense and stated building statues in honor of Kirito yet?

Funny enough, this show would probably be better if Kirito was fully self-aware about being the LORD OF VIDEO GAMES and went around being a total dick to the peasants beneath him.

 

[Grexeno]

Hey look it's the Yamato

 

[Gucci Messiah]

I can't tell if people are genuinely seething with anger right now or just playing up the hyperbole. This is pretty bad but I'm sitting here laughing at the stupidity of the writing; this shit is entertaining though.

 

[BatDan]

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name it feels good to get out of the rain.
I know the horse is dead, shut up.

Also, LOG OUT!

 

[blitzwolf215]

What boggles my mind is that SAO is popular. I just can't see whats appealing about it.

Red Hood... restricted to pre-order bonus at one location.
Yeah screw that. I'm going to wait for the GOTY Edition.

Yeah I'm waiting too.

 

[MetatronM]

How in the FUCK did they end up in the MIDDLE of a vast endless desert?!

 

[Moaradin]

oh god the cave

 

[GaimeGuy]

"We're like sitting ducks out here *stops the vehicle*"

 

[Shard]

Yea, this is feeling like an eternity for us to Shinon.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

OH FUCK NOT THE CAVE

 

[foxuzamaki]

I feel like playing a real online shooter after this
something that involves transforming.

 

[NotDreamcast]

Oh man this cave, lol.

 

[daveo42]

Aren't they enemies? I mean death gun is dead now.

With the cave...things get better right? Right?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Kirito drove all the way to the virtual desert.

It's DTL

Yeah, Dotonbori Lobot.

 

[Puruzi]

No
no!
this is where thr cave happens? fuck
prepare for the most boring shit in the universe

 

[UltraGunner]

So there in a cave. They're pretty much obligated to have sex now.

 

[MikeMyers]

WB is a big scum bag publisher that demands like 3x the cost of your game in bull shit dlc over the first 6 months after launch

They saved Mortal Kombat though. Reboot was great.

 

[Zonic]

$10 we're gonna get a stupid scene where they "bond" or "connect" or "develop feelings" or some crap while they hide out here.

 

[Grexeno]

Hey look, there's a cave. Let's stop at the very entrance and fail at hiding

 

[BatDan]

OH FUCK NOT THE CAVE

... This is going to be bad isn't it?

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Famous last words.

 

[TUSR]

i remember this episode

ROFL

... This is going to be bad isn't it?

yes

 

[Soulflarz]

a skill called what?

you will NOT hear the sound

 

[Shard]

Well, I think we all know where this is going, super fun happy Kirito sex time.

 

[Regiruler]

I feel like playing a real online shooter after this
something that involves transforming.

Have I added you yet?

Not like I pay attention to Inuyasha anyway

 

[Amikami]

I wanna say youre trolling but I dunno.

Also this is hell, is this hell? Am I dead?

Dunno man. DTL is the exception that proves the rule. Pretty sure he actually likes SAO. TO each his/her own.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT NOT OCCUR TO YOU OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Tamanon]

Invisibility seems like an overpowered skill.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

We need a AoT and an SAO crossover.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Why doesn't everybody use that invisibility skill? What is the penalty? How hard is it to obtain? So many questions.

 

[zedreamcast]

Oh god no not in a cave. Also fuck the robot horse also THIS IS A VIDEO GAME OF COURSE HES NOT DEAD.

 

[Jarate]

Dude Yoshid his robot horse

 

[MetatronM]

"I saw him jump off of that robot horse." - actual line of dialogue someone was paid to read

 

[LOLDSFAN]

His waifu senses tingled.

 

[UltraGunner]

His harem senses were tingling

 

[Schadenfreude]

Do you really?

 

[Crocodile]

"I saw him jump off at the last second!"

We GI Joe now?

I can't tell if people are genuinely seething with anger right now or just playing up the hyperbole. This is pretty bad but I'm sitting here laughing at the stupidity of the writing; this shit is entertaining though.

A bit of both. Like this is obviously not the worse thing humanity has ever created but this would be unwatchable without the reaction gifs and the rest of this thread.

 

[Regiruler]

Jarate can you post that list?

 

[Crayolan]

"I know a woman when I see one"

I'm sure you do, Kirito, I'm sure you do.

 

[Raxus]

I know a woman when I see one.

I bet you do. *unclephil*

 

[Korigama]

I can't tell if people are genuinely seething with anger right now or just playing up the hyperbole. This is pretty bad but I'm sitting here laughing at the stupidity of the writing; this shit is entertaining though.

I'm laughing more than seething at the moment, but there is something more than a little bit depressing about something so poorly written being so massively popular.

 

[foxuzamaki]

I can't tell if people are genuinely seething with anger right now or just playing up the hyperbole. This is pretty bad but I'm sitting here laughing at the stupidity of the writing; this shit is entertaining though.

I tend to not be hyperbolic but there is one thing that got me legit mad, is the money game thing where kirito basically has zero experience with the game and won the game in one try with players that has been probably playing this game for years.

 

[thetechkid]

Why doesn't everybody use that invisibility skill? What is the penalty? How hard is it to obtain? So many questions.

Reasons.

 

[Shard]

It is hard to understand most of DTL likes.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

"Musketeer X"

 

[Doctor Decimate]

"HEY IT MUST BE THIS GUY IF THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T APPEAR ON THE MAP!"

OH WAIT THERE'S A FUCKING SKILL IN THE GAME THAT HIDES YOU FROM THE SCAN! REMEMBER THAT? OF COURSE NOT!

 

[Htown]

well that was completely unnecessary information

 

[GaimeGuy]

Oh god the positioning of them against the well. She's going to kneel on his shoulder isn't she

 

[Order]

uugggghhhh