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Toonami |Mar15| the smartest anime is back!

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Sword Art Online Episode 18: To the World Tree

In which the fanservice returns with a vengeance

So we open with Suguha (SisCousin) thinking about why she wanted to go into a virtual world. First she blamed VR for what happened to Kirito (I still don't remember his real name), but then she wanted to see what drew him to it. She talks about loving the feeling of flying, etc.

She meets Sidekick Boy IRL, and he keeps calling her by her screen name instead of her real name. She says she's leaving the party for a while and he basically gets jealous.

Anyway, Suguha logs in after we watch her stand around for a while in her underwear and take a good long look at her chest. She meets Kirito and they set off for a tower after he upgrades his gear. Her guild mates get pissed because she's leaving with a Spriggan, blah blah blah. She and Kirito go to the top of the tower, when Sidekick Boy catches up and says he has to investigate something, but he'll probably catch up later. It's clear to everyone but Lifa that the guy has a crush, but whatever.

Cut to the cage, and Creepy Raper Guy is touching all over Asuna again. He stops, then taunts her about Kirito and tells her about how he met him in her hospital room, and how he's going to invite him to their "wedding". Asuna, for her part, just thinks "he's alive!" and then smartly uses a mirror to see the code that CRG uses to get out of the cage.

Back to Kirito and Lifa, who fight some dragons and then go back down to the ground because their flight power is about up. You can't fully log out while in the field, so they decide to take turns as each of them take a break, and whoever is keeping watch will protect the other person's avatar. Suguha/Lifa logs out first, makes a sandwich for RL Kirito, and by the way I guess she doesn't know it's him in the game, then we get more fanservice as she washes herself, and she logs back in.

Kirito's just chillin when she gets back, and gives her a treat he got from an NPC. It's spicy as hell or something, and Kirito logs out. Yui jumps out of his pocket while he's out, and Lifa asks why she calls Kirito "Daddy." Yui says it's because he called her his daughter, therefore he's "Daddy." Lifa then asks if she likes Kirito. Yui doesn't know what she means.

Lifa starts to explain, then she thinks about RL Kirito and starts blushing (uhhhhhh...), then Kirito logs back inand he's like "sup" and she's like NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING. Kirito says it feels like they're being watched, and Lifa explains you can track people with a skill. As they fly away, we see a bat watching them from a distance, and hooded people watching from the shadows.

SAO, stop. Just... stop this thing you're doing with Suguha. In fact, stop everything you're doing with Suguha. None of it is good.

Also, we get it. Creepy Raper Guy is creepy. And a raper guy.
 

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