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[Seda]

Even Naruto finds Sakura useless.

 

[thetechkid]

Notice how Naruto leaves Suckura out

The entire series leaves her out.

 

[Ultratech]

Was Zabuza shaking? He must be laughing on the inside listening to this stupid speech.

He's probably laughing thinking, "Is this kid for real? Is he seriously THAT stupid?"

 

[789shadow]

Quick Sakura, meatshield.

 

[RagnarokX]

No damn eyebrows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORlWzeBdyMA

 

[ThatObviousUser]

No damn eyebrows

When Lee and Guy show up, the show's eyebrow meter will be completely full, don't worry.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Notice how Naruto leaves Suckura out

Lol @ not even thinking about including Sakura in the plan.

Sakura is great guys. Leave her alone.

 

[Raxus]

Quick Sakura, meatshield.

Sakura's tears can be used by a skilled Water Shinobi.

 

[The Silver]

Lol @ not even thinking about including Sakura in the plan.

What the fuck is a Sakura?

 

[BatDan]

I really wonder what the point of creating Sakura is.
As in, why did Kishi write her in?

 

[Doctor Decimate]

i think the only thing that's happened in these past 15 minutes is that Kakashi got imprisoned

 

[B-Dubs]

I really wonder what the point of creating Sakura is.
As in, why did Kishi write her in?

Token female/white mage

 

[ThatObviousUser]

The entire series leaves her out.

If only.

LITERALLY THE LAST EPISODE OF SHIPPUDEN I WATCHED:

Sakura: "I'm going to need to heal people on the battlefield. If it comes down to it, will I heal Naruto... or Sasuke?"

<five episodes earlier>

Sasuke: "DIE SAKURA DIE"

*saved by Kakashi*

Sasuke: "DIE SAKURA DIE!!!"

*saved by Naruto*

<present>

Sakura: "Probably Sasuke. He's always had my back."

 

[Schadenfreude]

Sakura has to check her MySpace. That's why she's not part of the plan.

 

[Raxus]

I really wonder what the point of creating Sakura is.

To be another source to guilt trip Naruto into thinking about Sasuke...SASSSSUKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr.Palutena]

Sakura is great guys. Leave her alone.

Yea ! remember that time she uh...uhm...uh...

 

[789shadow]

I really wonder what the point of creating Sakura is.
As in, why did Kishi write her in?

He's a sexist but he had to have a female main character.

 

[Shard]

I had to use the restroom, it was more fulfilling experience then any given episode of Naruto.

 

[B-Dubs]

If only.

LITERALLY THE LAST EPISODE OF SHIPPUDEN I WATCHED:

Sakura: "I'm going to need to heal people on the battlefield. If it comes down to it, will I heal Naruto... or Sasuke?"

<five episodes earlier>

Sasuke: "DIE SAKURA DIE"

*saved by Kakashi*

Sasuke: "DIE SAKURA DIE!!!"

*saved by Naruto*

<present>

Sakura: "Probably Sasuke. He's always had my back."

:lol

Sounds about right

 

[Korgill]

I really wonder what the point of creating Sakura is.

Evidently, all shows need a woman to show much more manly the men are. Good job Sakura!

 

[Ultratech]

Yea ! remember that time she uh...uhm...uh...

Pretty much. I can't think of damn significant thing she did in all the episodes I watched.

 

[Raxus]

Yea ! remember that time she uh...uhm...uh...

She got a hair cut...and that time that super awesome ninja helped her defeat a bad guy. That is really about it.

 

[Future Foundation]

What the fuck is a Sakura?

Japanese for "Meat Shield".

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Bridges are the shit

 

[RagnarokX]

You know how you need air to talk?

 

[Schadenfreude]

What was all that jack about not abandoning your friends, David Bowie?

 

[789shadow]

She could at the very least have some boobs. But noooooooooooo.

 

[Shard]

I had already forgotten about the bridge builder.

 

[ReiGun]

I really wonder what the point of creating Sakura is.
As in, why did Kishi write her in?

His editor asked him to. Originally, it was just going to be Naruto and Sauce, but Kishi's editor said there should be a female lead.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

I will say though that like all non-Sasuke characters, Sakura becomes far, FAR less annoying later on. But it becomes a sort of deeper annoyance with her character arc than with her doing and saying annoying things...

 

[Doctor Decimate]

why the fuck did they freak out when he said "this hand has crushed many opponents"

 

[789shadow]

why the fuck did they freak out when he said "this hand has crushed many opponents"

It was the "By the time I was your age" part.

 

[BatDan]

His editor asked him to. Originally, it was just going to be Naruto and Sauce, but Kishi's editor said there should be a female lead.

Really? I heard his editors forced Sasuke so Naruto could have a rival. Hmmm.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

why the fuck did they freak out when he said "this hand has crushed many opponents"

REACTION SHOT

 

[Schadenfreude]

why the fuck did they freak out when he said "this hand has crushed many opponents"

Cushing people is bad, m'kay.

 

[Nudull]

His editor asked him to. Originally, it was just going to be Naruto and Sauce, but Kishi's editor said there should be a female lead.

Well, that certainly explains her emptiness as a character, early on. Yay for editorials!

 

[slightconfuse]

zabuza is still the best villian in the series. it all goes down hill from here

 

[Shard]

Let me guess, Bowie is using breather no jistu.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

I just wanted to repost this.

 

[789shadow]

zabuza is still the best villian in the series. it all goes down hill from here

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Orochimaru is boss.

 

[Seda]

It felt so

GOOD

 

[CielTynave]

His editor asked him to. Originally, it was just going to be Naruto and Sauce, but Kishi's editor said there should be a female lead.

Actually, I don't think either Sasuke or Sakura were going to be there originally, but his editor said he should have peers or something like that.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Ric Flair elbows

 

[BatDan]

zabuza is still the best villian in the series. it all goes down hill from here

Too many whiny Uchihas...

Spoiler

Looking at you Obito

 

[Schadenfreude]

Let me guess, Bowie is using breather no jistu.

Im pretty sure the prison is empty inside. For whatever reason.

 

[Shard]

zabuza is still the best villian in the series. it all goes down hill from here

That is distressing because he absolutely sucks.

 

[Amikami]

Really? I heard his editors forced Sasuke so Naruto could have a rival. Hmmm.

This is true. Sasuke was forced by the editor. Funny to think how big a part he plays now. Sakura on the other hand could never take off quite so well.

Team Hebi was also forced.

 

[Ultratech]

Damn, Naruto finally remembered to Shadow Clone.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

Cushing people is bad, m'kay.

I don't know why but this made me laugh too.

YOU'RE KILLING ME SCHADY

 

[B-Dubs]

Looks like he remembered he can make a fuck-ton of clones