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[Shard]

Why I am I not watching Naruto get a swirly right now?

 

[BlackGhost]

He's probably gonna cry looking at the ocean
Fake edit: I was right! What alittle punk! Listen to him go!
Real edit: maybe I'm a jerk?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Sad music again

Prodigious!

Mind Blown

 

[Mr. Patch]

DADDY NOOOOOOO

 

[Doctor Decimate]

dude.....you can't cry from that many orifices

it's not possible

 

[Schadenfreude]

Im pretty sure he was jerking it over a window.

 

[MetatronM]

I hate this kid.

 

[everyday math]

Flashbacks. Flashbacks everywhere.

 

[Raxus]

I miss you Macho Man Randy Savage.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

You weren't while eating hot pockets?

I have to post here too, I only have so many hands.

 

[Rewrite]

Emooooo

 

[Amikami]

It makes Zabuzas relationship more interesting.

This.

Also, Japan has a thing for young dudes that look like girls. I think it might be a fetish. Who knows.

 

[everyday math]

Emooooo

No, that title belongs to Sasuke.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

I have to post here too, I only have so many hands.

So you typed with one hand, smacked it with another, and had Schadenfreude feed you hot pockets.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

So you typed with one hand, smacked it with another, and had Schadenfreude feed you hot pockets.

That would be like... the ultimate.

"Oh hoho, you are hot tonight!"

 

[BatDan]

I'd probably be more invested in this if I didn't know how it all turned out. Such a shame...

 

[everyday math]

Wiggle with it!

 

[Rewrite]

What. What was that.

 

[789shadow]

It all started when a group of ninjas set themselves on fire for no reason. Then a naked man cut off his own junk and grew red hair all over his chest. Then the 3 ninjas who had somehow survived their 3rd-degree burns decided to take part in the Olympics, forcing Pepsi to redesign their company logo. This caused the naked man to shave his chest and get a tattoo. And that is how we discovered chakra.

KATRA

 

[Shard]

That did not make sense.

 

[pirata]

Wiggle with it!

 

[Doctor Decimate]

Sasuke: "we know that"

writers: "but the audience doesn't!"

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Don't worry guys training episodes are rare on Naruto.

 

[Amikami]

I forgot. Sakura actual...excels here.

 

[Seda]

what was that

I forgot. Sakura actual...excels here.

I guess this chakra control training is early build up to her healing jutsu skill?

 

[Ultratech]

Final Fantasy taught me that Chakra just restores HP and Poison.

lol

 

[Dr.Palutena]

yea that Catra all right. Also oh look, shit that wont matter by the end of the series as it all just becomes "ki "with another name.

 

[Shard]

Is Sakura's last name Exposition?

 

[BatDan]

Training training training. Training training training.

 

[Astral]

Naruto's always fucking yelling and whining.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Is Sakura's last name Exposition?

That or Whyareyouhere

 

[Amikami]

Sasuke looked anorexic in that last shot of him.

 

[ReiGun]

Didn't Naruto have to pass written tests and actually use chakra to pass?

Why does he suddenly not know what it is?

 

[ThatObviousUser]

It all started when a group of ninjas set themselves on fire for no reason. Then a naked man cut off his own junk and grew red hair all over his chest. Then the 3 ninjas who had somehow survived their 3rd-degree burns decided to take part in the Olympics, forcing Pepsi to redesign their company logo. This caused the naked man to shave his chest and get a tattoo. And that is how we discovered chakra.

KATRA

 

[Schadenfreude]

So if I do a buncha pushups I can do magic?

So you typed with one hand, smacked it with another, and had Schadenfreude feed you hot pockets.

No

Spoiler

Maybe.

 

[everyday math]

It all started when a group of ninjas set themselves on fire for no reason. Then a naked man cut off his own junk and grew red hair all over his chest. Then the 3 ninjas who had somehow survived their 3rd-degree burns decided to take part in the Olympics, forcing Pepsi to redesign their company logo. This caused the naked man to shave his chest and get a tattoo. And that is how we discovered chakra.

KATRA

Seems legit.

 

[BatDan]

Didn't Naruto have to pass written tests and actually use chakra to pass?

Why does he suddenly not know what it is?

Just wait for the Chuunin exam.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Look mom, no hands!

 

[Doctor Decimate]

so is this like flying in DBZ?

 

[Rewrite]

Trollkashi strikes again.

 

[Shard]

Wall walking with crutches is decidedly less impressive looking.

 

[everyday math]

Why wouldn't you learn this in the ninja academy?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Trollkashi

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Why wouldn't you learn this in the ninja academy?

They want these kids to die.

 

[pirata]

Why wouldn't you learn this in the ninja academy?

They're too busy smoking and having gay sex.

Spoiler

I wanna go to Ninja School

 

[789shadow]

Why wouldn't you learn this in the ninja academy?

The Ninja Academy fucking sucks ass.

 

[BatDan]

Why wouldn't you learn this in the ninja academy?

You know, maybe Naruto would have benefited from a few volumes of time in the Ninja Academy instead of making him graduate in Chapter 1.

 

[DrFunk]

"Run at this tree till you puke"

 

[Amikami]

"You're definitely the one who talks the most." I love you Kakashi sensei.

 

[789shadow]

BULLSHIT

SAKURA CAN'T DO ANYTHING