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[Chaotic-Strike]

Kirito: Go home and be a family man

 

[BatDan]

Oh hey, it's DSP.

"Online laggy shit!"

 

[kayos90]

Why not do that shit earlier Asuna? This show...

 

[Rewrite]

Pathetic beater!!

 

[blitzwolf215]

Why didn't Asuna do that from the beginning?

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Yes, that is right Asuna, have the big strong Kirito fight your battles while you cower behind him. I will see you in the lowest hell SAO.

The salt is leaking off the page

 

[Mr. Patch]

Teleport of Shame

 

[Jintor]

why didn't she just pull rank from the beginning?

 

[BassForever]

dragon poop sword.

Actually that's not the dragon poop sword that's the sword he had before he went on that quest

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why not do that shit earlier Asuna? This show...

This fucking show.

 

[Thatonemoor]

He is 10 lvls above you. Is it really that hard to believe?

 

[B-Dubs]

Actually that's not the dragon poop sword that's the sword he had before he went on that quest

Wait what? The timeline in the show is really fucked up.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Kirito's an beater. An Ass beater.

Okay that was a bad joke.

It's okay. It got a laugh outta me.

 

[Jafku]

why didn't she just pull rank from the beginning?

Because this show makes no damn sense

 

[SousedLouse]

Why not do that shit earlier Asuna? This show...

She had to let him learn the hard way - it's not like they have anything else worth doing, right? Right? You guys?

 

[Branduil]

We really need a sexism counter for this show.

Sexism drinking game.

 

[Azure J]

That dude was salty as FUCK.

#PS3LAG

Meanwhile, lolforeshadowing with a shadowy guy in the foreground, how bold.

 

[Shard]

Damn right I am salty over that bullshit, Asuna is a higher level then her bodyguard, no justification for that turn of events.

 

[BassForever]

Wait what? The timeline in the show is really fucked up.

No he does have that sword, he just isn't using it

 

[Moaradin]

Wait what? The timeline in the show is really fucked up.

No, he still has that sword. He's just not using it for some reason.

 

[kayos90]

Screw em.

 

[Schadenfreude]

So is this it?

 

[BatDan]

Floor 74? They're 3/4ths of the way there!

 

[Jintor]

Kirito gonna give life lessons now? After last episode's bizarrely misogynistic dickhead Kirito?

 

[TheChits]

Sexism drinking game.

Too dangerous. Toonami-gaf would cease to exist

 

[Man God]

no one has the right to take the life of another.

speaking of .hack, dat music...

 

[B-Dubs]

No he does have that sword, he just isn't using it

Why?

 

[Gucci Messiah]

That action sequence was awful

 

[thetechkid]

Why?

Because this show.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

what a short fight that was probably lame

 

[Crash Station]

Damn right I am salty over that bullshit, Asuna is a higher level then her bodyguard, no justification for that turn of events.

She may have just not wanted to mess up her relationship with the guild in the (unlikely) event he won. Let a douche take care of that.

 

[789shadow]

THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA

 

[kayos90]

Why?

For Plot.

 

[foxuzamaki]

No he does have that sword, he just isn't using it

No, he still has that sword. He's just not using it for some reason.

Spoiler

Cause their saving it for plot reasons which I think is the next episode.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Dat arm grab.

 

[Shard]

ANd yet she pulls rank anyway.

 

[RagnarokX]

"Oops, we accidentally had action... Quick! Cut to black and back to crap!"

 

[Branduil]

Too dangerous. Toonami-gaf would cease to exist

Take a shot every time Asuna does something stereotypical.

Take a shot every time a girl falls in love with Kirito.

 

[Man God]

FMA Gate.

 

[B-Dubs]

Oh this is a bad plan...

What if the door closes behind you? It's a common boss thing guys...

 

[Schadenfreude]

Surprise! The bodyguard was the boss all along.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

They want to peek?

What if they can't get out?

 

[BassForever]

Why?

Next episode

 

[789shadow]

They want to peek?

What if they can't get out?

Too late, they're screwed.

 

[Jintor]

Given SAO standards that was almost relatively inoffensive

 

[Gucci Messiah]

ANd yet she pulls rank anyway.

That dude was going to probably get killed had she not stopped the duel

 

[Shard]

For some reason I am underwhelmed by this boss monster.

 

[Rewrite]

WILL THEY FIGHT THE BOSS!?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Well that was boring. Hope the boss kills them both

 

[BatDan]

OH MY GOD! IT'S ANOTHER MINOTAUR!

... I don't get it.