The critic for that paper is a moran.
Transformers: The Last Knight review thread
- Thread starter Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Yep, I hate this version of Optimus, he's a total dick and homicidal maniac.
lol that whole review is amazing
redmetal86
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Optimus only killed Megatron once in the third movie, or I guess zero times if you count the novelization (haven't seen 5, so I don't know if he does again). Sam kills him in the first movie and he survives at the end of the second. Galvatron survives in the fourth.
Loganbee
Pretty much each new sequel either contradicts or makes little sense in context of the previous movies and they keep retconning or complicating their history in a bad way.
That is just lazy though
Dash_Riprock
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That's been true for most of the series.
The Sum of Zero
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I'm honestly not surprised at these reviews. Still going to see it, though.
Corpsepyre
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Fuck that, there's a 5/5 review for this. All ya haters!
All pretense of treating these movies with any kind of respect is gone. LOL
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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This blurb has justified the series and Michael Bay's entire career. Amazing.
I can't wait for the thread title changes.
I'M CRYING
Dash_Riprock
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If Paramount uses this blurb for a commercial I will forgive them for all 5 films.
aspiegamer
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dragonflys545
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No wonder tmobile is giving these tickets out for 4 buck. They might as well pay me to watch it.
Village Voice was at loss of words
Escape Goat
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Who the hell are Nerdist? Bay's nephew's site or something?
Kurt Angle
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that's what you get without la bufff
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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Saucycarpdog
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Dash_Riprock
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LMFAO
Maybe duckroll writes for them.
Frozenprince
Banned
Oh good lord it's actually the worst of the bunch.
How?
How?
Micheal Bay, that's how!
Frozenprince
Banned
Oh my god it's perfect.
Pop-O-Matic
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They're the people you see on all those post-show discussion shows that are so popular for big name TV series nowadays, or, in other words, professional shills.
Frozenprince
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I miss before they got huge.
Poor GRIMES
Banned
the noise i just let out
OdysseusVA
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This is the best thing ever
This shit is uncalled for. Michael Bay is a respected and acclaimed director who constantly pushes himself to new limits. That makes his bold visionary choices divisive and challenging for critics and audiences alike. No need to demonize people who don't go with the flow. #SupportBayFilms
HomerSimpson-Man
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Man, these reviews are just blowing past me like the wind, well except for the Village Voice , that one is amazing. I'm ready for this film.
You have reminded me that I will need to read Armond White's review when it is posted. We always get great stuff out of him for Transformers. Can't wait to learn what current events Bay captures the zietgeist of.
It's probably the worst one and just as incomprehensible as Revenge of the Fallen. Also: Not that much action, weirdly - until the last third. The first 1 1/2 hours consist of the most terrible, convoluted, badly edited, played and scripted shite I have seen in quite some time. It's on the level of a clip show, seriously. Just, people CONSTANTLY screaming meaningless oneliners at each other with the movie cutting to the next scene the VERY SECOND the last word has been said only for someone else to IMMEDIATELY start screaming again. It's so, so, so fucking bad. One second Mark Wahlberg stands in one place, screaming, the next frame he walks somewhere else, screaming, with no explanation whatsoever what happened in between frames. This happens constantly. It's fucking incomprehensible. I have NO idea what happened in this movie. THere's Merlin and Nazis and an evil task force that is also good and Wahlberg who is also a legendary knight or some shit and some old character in cuba has 3 scenes and everybody is constantly shouting and the camera keeps spinning and no two scenes have any real relation to each other, stuff just happens and at one point I'm pretty sure the Robo-T-Rex just randomly jumps up out of the earth, breaking through the street with no one acknowledging that? And Bumblebee is invincible now? Man, I don't know. The last action scene is really cool. You should watch that on Youtube in a few months. Everything else just...makes you tired and mad. Also Optimus Prime is in this movie for about 10 minutes and his whole betrayal arc is the most offensive trailer bait bullshit I have ever seen.
And I even kinda liked Age of Extinction! This is coming from soneone who enjoyed that trainwreck!
And I even kinda liked Age of Extinction! This is coming from soneone who enjoyed that trainwreck!
Frozenprince
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Those are always good yeah, too bad White turned into a crazy alt-right supporting nutjob on Twitter. When trolling goes too far...
