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Full Smackdown Spoilers..

SmackDown, Airing Friday:

* SmackDown opens up with a segment between Sheamus and Wade Barrett. They are interrupted by Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes. Big Show also came out and it ended up with Sheamus and Show clearing the ring. Barrett and Rhodes vs. Show and Sheamus is made for later.

* The Great Khali defeated Jinder Mahal with a chokeslam.

* Backstage segment with Teddy Long and Daniel Bryan.

* Beth Phoenix defeated Alicia Fox. Beth attacked Fox after the match but Tamina made the save. Tamina and Beth have a staredown.

* Tyson Kidd is backstage with Natalya. He farts and Hornswoggle comes walking in, thinking it was Natalya that farted.

* Big Show and Sheamus beat Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett when Sheamus hit the Brogue kick on Barrett.

* Michael Cole interviews AJ Lee about her injury from Big Show but is interrupted by World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan. Bryan tries to get her to leave with him. Teddy Long interrupts and threatens to strip him of the belt.

* Hunico vs. Ted DiBiase is in progress. DiBiase won via roll-up.

* Big Show comes out for commentary during Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton. Bryan tries to leave during the match but Show throws him back in the ring. Orton RKO's Bryan and it appears he won but the match was disqualified when Show interfered and brought Bryan back to the ring. Orton and Show have words. Show drops Orton after a brawl. Referees have to take Orton to the back.

SMH @ the main event.
 
Wow I stumbled across a bunch of those Legends of Wrestling roundtables and I can't believe I had never seen them before. Any info about them? For instance how many there were, how long did they run them? I was amazed that a WWE sanctioned show talked about all the things they did. Extremely entertaining.
They're the best thing the WWE has produced in the past decade. I'm not sure how many there have been, but the more recent ones feature Nash.

I don't believe they do them anymore, due to 24/7 going down, but I hope they bring it back for the network.
 
Smackdown Spoilers thus far:

* Tyson Kidd is backstage with Natalya. He farts and Hornswoggle comes walking in, thinking it was Natalya that farted.

smfh...yea, I'm not going to watch.

*Michael Cole comes to the ring and he introduces AJ. Cole tells her that the entire locker room believes that Daniel Bryan set the entire thing up. World champion Daniel Bryan comes out and says he's had enough and is going to break both of Cole's arms. Cole runs away. Bryan says that he went on a nature walk Sunday while everyone else was eating meat, drinking beer and soda watching the Superbowl. He then says that due to the way AJ has been treated, he is taking her to his Prius and driving her home. Teddy Long tells Bryan he will arrange safe passage for AJ, but if Bryan walks out, he will forfeit the World title.

...Okay, I might watch this part.
 
Full Smackdown Spoilers..



SMH @ the main event.

I really hope they don't turn AJ face. Dear god she'd be lost so fast in that diva shuffle. Having the nerdy heel couple that constantly outsmarts the faces, I don't mind it at all because Bryan pulls it off. They aren't going to do it though which is a crying shame.

Don't mind the main event at all.
 
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CM Punk is still cutting some of the best promos in the company.

Unfortunately he's only doing it on WWE.com to an audience of dozens. Blame stupid television booking and the awful markets WWE tends to run
 
CM Punk is still cutting some of the best promos in the company.

Unfortunately he's only doing it on WWE.com to an audience of dozens. Blame stupid television booking and the awful markets WWE tends to run
WWE would rather run TV in dead markets that will behave the way they want them to or sit on their hands in absolute silence than run TV in unruly places like Toronto.

lol that GTS didn't even come close but Ziggler sold it like the wrath of GOd
When it comes to selling offense, Mr. Ziggles is the best in the world at what he does. Certainly not Punk or Jericho... although they clearly excel in other ways.
 
Ziggler is Shawn Michaels without a good gimmick.
New gimmick for Ziggles...

He hits his head in an angle, suffers amnesia and then believes he has been possessed by the spirit of Shawn Michaels. He walks like Shawn, he dances like Shawn, he sells like Shawn, he hits a superkick like Shawn, he comes out to Shawn's entrance music, he refers to Vickie as "Sensational Sherri"... all sorts of hilarity ensues.

All the better because Shawn's still alive.
 
Every single time Punk puts a guy on his shoulders, I cringe a little bit, even if its just internally. Mentally-cringe, I would say. I just know the actual impact and execution is gonna diminish whatever effect it was intended to have.

I like the GTS in concept though, at least when its done by people who can actually do it right. Its in that second-tier of finishers for me, not as fast as I want but not too slow and contrived. I think the best finishers are the ones that can just come out of nowhere, like the Stunner or the Sweet Chin Music. They're also have a utility usage in that they can be "built up" to as well, like when HBK gets in the corner and starts tuning up the band and the crowd gets hype, or the way the Rock puts his hands on his knees ready to pounce for the Rock Bottom.

I hate the super obvious contrived ones, like Rey Mysterio's 619, that requires the wrestler to fall in between the first two ropes and sit there for a good 5 seconds, a position that only seems to happen in Rey Mysterio matches. That's also why I prefer ground finishers to air ones, since the wrestler has to slide himself into position on the floor for 10 seconds while Spot Monkey McGee climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd and shit. It just makes the match seem that much more "set-up" and "fake" the more of these moves get incorporated into climatic spots.
 
Damn at the 3/17 main event for the PWG show

Main event signed for 3/17. Four way tag team madness! Appetite for Destruction vs Super Smash Bros vs RockNES Monsters vs The Young Bucks!
 
New gimmick for Ziggles...

He hits his head in an angle, suffers amnesia and then believes he has been possessed by the spirit of Shawn Michaels. He walks like Shawn, he dances like Shawn, he sells like Shawn, he hits a superkick like Shawn, he comes out to Shawn's entrance music, he refers to Vickie as "Sensational Sherri"... all sorts of hilarity ensues.

All the better because Shawn's still alive.

Dear Vince,

Hire this man.
 
Every single time Punk puts a guy on his shoulders, I cringe a little bit, even if its just internally. Mentally-cringe, I would say. I just know the actual impact and execution is gonna diminish whatever effect it was intended to have.

I like the GTS in concept though, at least when its done by people who can actually do it right. Its in that second-tier of finishers for me, not as fast as I want but not too slow and contrived. I think the best finishers are the ones that can just come out of nowhere, like the Stunner or the Sweet Chin Music. They're also have a utility usage in that they can be "built up" to as well, like when HBK gets in the corner and starts tuning up the band and the crowd gets hype, or the way the Rock puts his hands on his knees ready to pounce for the Rock Bottom.

I hate the super obvious contrived ones, like Rey Mysterio's 619, that requires the wrestler to fall in between the first two ropes and sit there for a good 5 seconds, a position that only seems to happen in Rey Mysterio matches. That's also why I prefer ground finishers to air ones, since the wrestler has to slide himself into position on the floor for 10 seconds while Spot Monkey McGee climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd and shit. It just makes the match seem that much more "set-up" and "fake" the more of these moves get incorporated into climatic spots.

the WORST
 
Every single time Punk puts a guy on his shoulders, I cringe a little bit, even if its just internally. Mentally-cringe, I would say. I just know the actual impact and execution is gonna diminish whatever effect it was intended to have.

I like the GTS in concept though, at least when its done by people who can actually do it right. Its in that second-tier of finishers for me, not as fast as I want but not too slow and contrived. I think the best finishers are the ones that can just come out of nowhere, like the Stunner or the Sweet Chin Music. They're also have a utility usage in that they can be "built up" to as well, like when HBK gets in the corner and starts tuning up the band and the crowd gets hype, or the way the Rock puts his hands on his knees ready to pounce for the Rock Bottom.

I hate the super obvious contrived ones, like Rey Mysterio's 619, that requires the wrestler to fall in between the first two ropes and sit there for a good 5 seconds, a position that only seems to happen in Rey Mysterio matches. That's also why I prefer ground finishers to air ones, since the wrestler has to slide himself into position on the floor for 10 seconds while Spot Monkey McGee climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd and shit. It just makes the match seem that much more "set-up" and "fake" the more of these moves get incorporated into climatic spots.

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Seriously though, I hate the RKO now because it's not from "outta nowhere". It's one of the most obviously set up finishers now. I'm never surprised when Orton hits it. Whenever a friend and I are watching an Orton match, we both pretty much say "outta nowhere..." in unison before Orton does it.

"Oh, Bourne is going for Air Bourne when Randy's 4 feet further out than any other opponent is when he goes for the SSP? RKO incoming..." (Side note: I hate how some people jerk Randy off for this. Sure, it looked good, but Bourne did 98% of the fucking work for it in order to be that accurate with his positioning while flipping through the fucking air! All Orton had to do was pop up and grab his head.)

"Oh, Christian is going to the second rope for a hammer-fist that he never, ever does? RKO incoming..."

"Oh, Punk is randomly jumping head-first over steel steps towards Orton in an attempt to do... something.... RKO incoming".

"Oh, 5 jobbers are standing equidistant around Orton going 'whaddya doin', man?'. Five RKOs incoming."

Boooooring. Seriously, it's gotten worse than even the most obvious Sweet Chin Music set-ups of the past. But I guess morons keep popping for it, so why would he take the effort to actually make the move interesting again?

the WORST

Obviously Rey's is the worst, so I agree with you. But I just want to bring up how disappointed I am that Christian has kept the Unprettier/Killswitch for his whole career. Not only does it take way too long to set up, but it also doesn't even look that good 90% of the time. Waiting 15 seconds for the Killswitch is like walking 5 miles for a fucking overcooked 7-11 hotdog--it's not worth the effort.
 
I don't know, but he won't get any heat until he dumps Vickie and makes good use of the mic.
The promo he had on Punk before the last PPV was great. Though they do need to separate him from Vickie, course now I have no idea what they'll do with him unless they plan to make him play third wheel to Punk and Jericho.
Shawn Michaels could cut a promo claiming he's Shawn Michaels and get no reaction. 98.47% of crowds suck.
True enough. Except that statistic. You've gone joker.gif
 
Shawn Michaels could cut a promo claiming he's Shawn Michaels and get no reaction. 98.47% of crowds suck.

I wonder what makes up a crowd these days. Watching the 90s and you can see its full of semi drunk college students who just want to have a good time. Don't really seem to notice the kids as much.
 
Shawn Michaels could cut a promo claiming he's Shawn Michaels and get no reaction. 98.47% of crowds suck.

Therein lies the problem. In order to really change the product in a way that is much more prosperous, they need to retrain their audience. For way too long this "universe" has been fed shitty feuds, shitty storylines, angles that go nowhere, gimmicks that suck, etc that they've grown to just accept it.
 
Therein lies the problem. In order to really change the product in a way that is much more prosperous, they need to retrain their audience. For way too long this "universe" has been fed shitty feuds, shitty storylines, angles that go nowhere, gimmicks that suck, etc that they've grown to just accept it.

There were shitty angles and storylines in the 90s too, but the crowds still cheered them due to being totally drunk. Perhaps.
 
Blame Cena. He replaced all the marks in the crowd with kids and women. Did you guys notice the CM Punk chants on RAW came from females?

Guys don't care anymore. WWE Creative has ruined it.
 
They need a DudeBro.

You jest, but this is actually a pretty big issue, compounded when EVERY SINGLE HEEL is a coward, and every face is a cornball. There's no alpha male who's just out there to kick ass. The WWE is filled with a bunch of nice ass Mario's but we ain't got no Kratos. I don't blame the casual 18-40 audience for leaving when almost everyone on the roster is marshmallows.
 
You jest, but this is actually a pretty big issue, compounded when EVERY SINGLE HEEL is a coward, and every face is a cornball. There's no alpha male who's just out there to kick ass. The WWE is filled with a bunch of nice ass Mario's but we ain't got no Kratos. I don't blame the casual 18-40 audience for leaving when almost everyone on the roster is marshmallows.

Holy fuck I can't even, wow, great analogy. I feel like there needs to be not just ONE Mark Henry-esque monster heel, but multiple monster heels that just don't give a shit about rules, only about dishing out PAIN
 
You jest, but this is actually a pretty big issue, compounded when EVERY SINGLE HEEL is a coward, and every face is a cornball. There's no alpha male who's just out there to kick ass. The WWE is filled with a bunch of nice ass Mario's but we ain't got no Kratos. I don't blame the casual 18-40 audience for leaving when almost everyone on the roster is marshmallows.

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You jest, but this is actually a pretty big issue, compounded when EVERY SINGLE HEEL is a coward, and every face is a cornball. There's no alpha male who's just out there to kick ass. The WWE is filled with a bunch of nice ass Mario's but we ain't got no Kratos. I don't blame the casual 18-40 audience for leaving when almost everyone on the roster is marshmallows.

They did he was called Orton and everyone bitched about it.
 
You jest, but this is actually a pretty big issue, compounded when EVERY SINGLE HEEL is a coward, and every face is a cornball. There's no alpha male who's just out there to kick ass. The WWE is filled with a bunch of nice ass Mario's but we ain't got no Kratos. I don't blame the casual 18-40 audience for leaving when almost everyone on the roster is marshmallows.

this man speaks the truth
 
I love you Wrasslin GAF. You guys know what's up.

This is why I want to see Punk vs Austin. Edgy and badass feud please.

(if Punk plays the marshmallow I'll rage quit)
 
You jest, but this is actually a pretty big issue, compounded when EVERY SINGLE HEEL is a coward, and every face is a cornball. There's no alpha male who's just out there to kick ass. The WWE is filled with a bunch of nice ass Mario's but we ain't got no Kratos. I don't blame the casual 18-40 audience for leaving when almost everyone on the roster is marshmallows.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT
 
I love you Wrasslin GAF. You guys know what's up.

This is why I want to see Punk vs Austin. Edgy and badass feud please.

(if Punk plays the marshmallow I'll rage quit)

That's the thing though, WWE can't seem to create feuds where some guys just want to kick each other's ass. Somehow every feud has to have an absolute. Someone's a good guy, someone's a bad guy. While this ideal works for a lot of feuds, logically it's okay for guys to just not give a shit and take each other on.

It's what pissed me off about the Big Show and Daniel Bryan feud. I'd rather have them just want to fight each other with the focus on the title. You already have a feud in place without defining a heel/face. Bryan, a face, cashed his MiTB on the Big Show, another face. Bryan has the title, Big Show wants the title back after having a humiliating short reign. Why they can't just form a feud around that without having to resort to some bullshit like getting Bryan's GF involved I will never understand. A feud like theirs can be carried off the strength of wanting the title back. It gives the belt a lot more meaning that way.

Then again, this IS the WWE Universe. Some logic just goes out of the window.
 
They did he was called Orton and everyone bitched about it.

No, everyone bitched about the superman booking of Orton's character, not the character itself. I preferred Randy when he still heard voices in his head and was liable to punt anyone in the skull at a moment's notice. Now he's just bland, like everyone else.
 
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