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Funkasaurus just needs a feud.

What SHOULD have happened the week after Fukasaurus cruelly crushed Regal for showing that he has better dance moves than Brodus; Regal comes out after Funkasaurus squashes yet another jobber, challenges him to another dance off and while Brodus is dancing regal hits him in the back of the head with his brass knuckles and then proceeds to KO Brodus and leave him a bloody, unconscious mess is the middle of the ring, thus setting up a feud between the wily, cunning veteran Regal and the monster Brodus.

NO! Brodus squashing no-ones is fine, but he should have new ring attire where he only takes the top of his entrance attire off.

The best thing would of been to pay local jobbers do that for 26 weeks then have him pin 4 WWE Stars. Then have Drew beat him after being on a losing streak. Have Funkasurus figuring out Johnny Ace gave him a stupid gimmick, and have him as monster brawler.

 

[G-Fex]

How long does squashing usually go for new people debuting?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

How long does squashing usually go for new people debuting?

It worked for Goldberg. It should work here.

 

[BillRiccio]

Thanks for posting that, Bill. I plan on purchasing that, along with High Noon and the last King of Trios dvds. Are there any other events you would recommend? I want to get more familiar with the product before April.

On another note, did you end up buying tickets for Smackdown in Columbus on March 13th? My friends convinced me to go dressed up as Teddy Long. It should be interesting, haha.

The CHIKARAsaurus Rex show's like Bootaaay said were excellent. I also really enjoyed the midwest swing. The Chicago show in particular and the Cleveland show (which I was at) for the awesome Atomicos Tag between F.I.S.T and Gerard vs The Colony and Quackenbush. Cibernetico: The Animated Series is also great and a nice lead in for High Noon.

It's 50/50 at this point for Smackdown in Columbus. Already going to RAW the night before and CHIKARA/ROH at the end of April in Chicago. I also have to plan my Mania trip this week. If I have any cash after that I'll be getting tix. Should know for sure in a week. Finding out your dressing as teddy has now made it 60/40 that I'll be there!!!

 

[G-Fex]

It worked for Goldberg. It should work here.

but...but....Bill is legendary.

 

[Chauncy Talon]

What is GAF thoughts on Ring Ka King? I'm on episode 4 and think it's better than Impact Wrestling. It's like AAA or CMLL, I don't understand the spoken language and just watch wrestling. I think that is a huge help.

 

[mechashiva]

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.140585026062914.26636.100003342535332&type=3&l=c2f2994ee4

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.140593329395417.26638.100003342535332&type=3&l=fc0e0a8f49

Here's public links to a few pics from my first two matches. Remember it's heavy on the gimmicks to keep the bar crowd having a good time.

 

[Linkified]

How long does squashing usually go for new people debuting?

Usually 8-10 weeks and then to get over the power of the move another 20 weeks.

 

[G-Fex]

Usually 8-10 weeks and then to get over the power of the move another 20 weeks.

wow that's way longer than I thought

Here I was thinking at least 4

 

[Chauncy Talon]

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.140585026062914.26636.100003342535332&type=3&l=c2f2994ee4

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.140593329395417.26638.100003342535332&type=3&l=fc0e0a8f49

Here's public links to a few pics from my first two matches. Remember it's heavy on the gimmicks to keep the bar crowd having a good time.

Wow. I like the photos. It appears that your a Face and will be wrestling against the best Heels to get them over.

 

[dream]

KKK, huh?

 

[Jamie OD]

What is GAF thoughts on Ring Ka King? I'm on episode 4 and think it's better than Impact Wrestling. It's like AAA or CMLL, I don't understand the spoken language and just watch wrestling. I think that is a huge help.

I'm happy to watch it. Even with the TNA involvement it comes off as fresh and enjoyable.

 

[G-Fex]

They must be using him to set up the Cage of Death.

Are they ever going to set that thing up?


Also it's dumb cause in that posters they should've gave every guys different ranks in order of cards.

Main event gets Aces
Tag team championship gets Kings
X division gets Jacks

and so on.

 

[mechashiva]

Wow. I like the photos. It appears that your a Face and will be wrestling against the best Heels to get them over.

Abra's actually full on heel. Once I get on the mike the people have no choice but to hate me.

 

[RBH]

Jersey All Pro Wrestling is happy to announce that we will be doing a double header on April 14, 2012 with CHIKARA. The double header will take place in JAPW's home for many years, the Rahway Rec Center on 275 East Milton Ave in Rahway, NJ. The date will go down in history as this will mark CHIKARA's debut event in Rahway, NJ, as well as, the return of Jersey All Pro Wrestling.

CHIKARA will begin the double header by presenting “I'll Be A Mummy's Uncle” at 2:00pm.

JAPW will then end the double header with “The Final Countdown: 14th Anniversary Show” at 8:00pm

Vacant JAPW Heavyweight Title Match: Danny Maff vs Low Ki
"The New Strong Style Thugs" Homicide & Eddie Kingston
The returns of Azrieal, Bandido & Ref Hanson
The Best of the Light Heavyweights XIV

 

[Chauncy Talon]

Abra's actually full on heel. Once I get on the mike the people have no choice but to hate me.

You know what funny, I change the my post from Heel to Face. I'd seen the colors and mask, I thought you were a Heel, until I seen the bunny in your default pic. LMAO

 

[Penguin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mt23GCDY9kA

Newest Are You Serious?

This is good, I love the dynamic between Road Dogg and Josh

 

[mechashiva]

You know what funny, I change the my post from Heel to Face. I'd seen the colors and mask, I thought you were a Heel, until I seen the bunny in your default pic. LMAO

Makes sense but that was right before the bunny was destroyed.

 

[BillRiccio]

Bash At The Beach 1996, aka the start of the NWO is going to start in about 30 minutes at http://www.blogtv.com/people/TheStr0

 

[GameplayWhore]

KKK, huh?

King's of Wrestling.

 

[RBH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mt23GCDY9kA

Newest Are You Serious?

This is good, I love the dynamic between Road Dogg and Josh

That

Spoiler

Sting/Vader

clip :lol :lol

 

[RBH]

http://twitter.com/#!/dustywwe

 

[Ithil]

NO! Brodus squashing no-ones is fine, but he should have new ring attire where he only takes the top of his entrance attire off.

The best thing would of been to pay local jobbers do that for 26 weeks then have him pin 4 WWE Stars. Then have Drew beat him after being on a losing streak. Have Funkasurus figuring out Johnny Ace gave him a stupid gimmick, and have him as monster brawler.

Because we really need another monster brawler.

 

[G-Fex]

Because we really need another monster brawler.

Irony

Spoiler

since you are one

 

[Ithil]

Irony

Spoiler

since you are one

I'm no brawler.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Speaking of low brow entertainment... what happened to Sunflower streaming Wrestling from 2000?

And we're live~ providing my internet host doesn't clamp down on my when my upload speed gets a little wild, we's streamin' in honor of our lost comrade.

http://veetle.com/v/4f0bb1d0149a2

This is for our comrade. I miss you man. I even checked out that horrible tumblr. Jeeezus christ.

RAW IS WAR 2000 GO!

 

[G-Fex]

I'm no brawler.

true. I'm not sure what to qualify you and Judder as.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Man DX's Run DMC theme was not good.

 

[Linkified]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mt23GCDY9kA

Newest Are You Serious?

This is good, I love the dynamic between Road Dogg and Josh

Seriously I wouldn't mind it these two were on announcing duties full time on Smackdown. Road Dogg could replace both Cole and Booker T.

 

[G-Fex]

Man DX's Run DMC theme was not good.

ewwww thanks for reminding me. Blech

 

[Ithil]

true. I'm not sure what to qualify you and Judder as.

Impossible?

 

[G-Fex]

Impossible?

Yes.

 

[Linkified]

Because we really need another monster brawler.

WE do especially seen as Mark Henry and Kane are nearly retired. We need a new one.

 

[BillRiccio]

Where are peeps staying for Mania weekend? I'm leaning towards staying at the WrestleReunion hotel in Miami Beach. I might change plans if more Wrassle-Gaf members are staying elsewhere or I can get a mega deal. Also I think my itinerary will be as follows:

Saturday
Ring of Honor "Showdown in the Sun Day Two"
Dragon Gate USA Internet PPV at Miami Beach Deauville Resort
$5 Wrestling LIVE featuring Colt Cabana and Marty Derosa

Sunday
WrestleReunion Convention
Wrestlemania 28

 

[G-Fex]

WE do especially seen as Mark Henry and Kane are nearly retired. We need a new one.

Build em up, Cena knocks em back down.

 

[mechashiva]

Where are peeps staying for Mania weekend? I'm leaning towards staying at the WrestleReunion hotel in Miami Beach. I might change plans if more Wrassle-Gaf members are staying elsewhere or I can get a mega deal. Also I think my itinerary will be as follows:

Saturday
Ring of Honor "Showdown in the Sun Day Two"
Dragon Gate USA Internet PPV at Miami Beach Deauville Resort
$5 Wrestling LIVE featuring Colt Cabana and Marty Derosa

Sunday
WrestleReunion Convention
Wrestlemania 28

No Friday DGUSA for you?
I'd recommend the Reunion hotel because the wrestlers will hang out there too. That being said I'll be at the http://www.hotelocean.com/ because a friend coming in from England was able to get a deal on it when packaged with his flight.

I think I'm passing on the ROH shows. I don't feel like renting a car to head to Fort Lauderdale and it will be nice to get some Miami Beach time.

Thursday
Rumored DGUSA in Orlando

Friday
DGUSA

Sat
DGUSA and $5 wrestling

Sun
Mania

Mon Raw

Tue
Probably going to Orlando for Smackdown to complete the insanity

 

[BillRiccio]

No Friday DGUSA for you?
I'd recommend the Reunion hotel because the wrestlers will hang out there too. That being said I'll be at the http://www.hotelocean.com/ because a friend coming in from England was able to get a deal on it when packaged with his flight.

I think I'm passing on the ROH shows. I don't feel like renting a car to head to Fort Lauderdale and it will be nice to get some Miami Beach time.

Thursday
Rumored DGUSA in Orlando

Friday
DGUSA

Sat
DGUSA and $5 wrestling

Sun
Mania

Mon Raw

Tue
Probably going to Orlando for Smackdown to complete the insanity

I'm not getting in till Saturday morning hence no Friday DGUSA. I'm flying into Ft. Lauderdale to save some cash, so I'll be right there for the ROH show. Hope to see another CHIKARA invasion during the show!!! You have yourself quite the list of things to do, nice long week. Saturday night will be Wrassle-Gaf heavy! I'll be renting a car if peeps need help getting around the city or to Mania.

 

[BillRiccio]

This is why Meng is awesome.

 

[mechashiva]

I'm not getting in till Saturday morning hence no Friday DGUSA. I'm flying into Ft. Lauderdale to save some cash, so I'll be right there for the ROH show. Hope to see another CHIKARA invasion during the show!!! You have yourself quite the list of things to do, nice long week. Saturday night will be Wrassle-Gaf heavy! I'll be renting a car if peeps need help getting around the city or to Mania.

Hmmm, getting to Mania. We may talk about that one.

 

[BillRiccio]

Hmmm, getting to Mania. We may talk about that one.

I'm sure we'll be able to figure something out. PM me if or when you need to figure something out.

 

[GameplayWhore]

Woohoo, new Chikara season opening, come to me!


My buds usually get TNA PPVs, but they're burnt out right now. Even though the card looks far less shitty than normal, they're fairly certain that it'd somehow go wrong. so we're going to watch an actually good show tonight.

I will be totally following this thread tonight, though, to see the reactions.

 

[somedevil]

New York Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul has decided against appearing for TNA Wrestling at Monday's Impact Wrestling taping in Orlando, Florida, according to FOXSports.com.

Rosenhaus Sports president Robert Bailey, who represents Pierre-Paul, told FOXSports.com reporter Alex Marvez that the Giants star had not signed off on the deal and therefore will not appear for the wrestling group. Both TNA Wrestling and Spike TV believed a deal was finalized when the news was disclosed Saturday to the sports news website.

"He declined because he is exhausted," Bailey said.

Pierre-Paul was scheduled to have an in-ring confrontation with Kurt Angle at the event.

Someone must of told Pierre-Paul what TNA was and then he bailed with 'exhaustion'.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Someone must of told Pierre-Paul what TNA was and then he bailed with 'exhaustion'.

The King of Kings is on the stream right now!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Someone must of told Pierre-Paul what TNA was and then he bailed with 'exhaustion'.

He should have went with WWE for his appearance. Don't waste your fame on the third world country known as TNA.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Holy cow, Bash at the Beach 1996, they really built this up well.

 

[Guzim]

Holy cow, Bash at the Beach 1996, they really built this up well.

But whose side is he on?!?!?!??!

 

[NihonTiger90]

But whose side is he on?!?!?!??!

Even before that, Mean Gene dropping hints that he couldn't make out the third man's voice, but he knew it was a bit familiar. In hindsight, it really could not have been anyone else but Hogan, huh?

 

[RBH]

But whose side is he on?!?!?!??!

I just love the way that Dusty responds to that.


Dusty: "GO GE-er..WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?"

 

[sf2fanatic]

Did anyone see NWA Hollywood last night? lol @ end...Oops!!!! Also Punk got a shoutout when Colt came into the ring the last 15 minutes

 

[Penguin]

But whose side is he on?!?!?!??!

Yeah, Hogan points out don't like that moment.