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[TheOfficeMut]

Giuliani: "I have it on good authority that we identified our hacker, Mr. Trump."
Trump: "Is he 400lbs?"
Giuliani: "Even better - he's 500lbs"
Trump: "Perfect."

 

[NastyBook]

His dental insurance has to be light years better than the majority of the country's, and that's the best he can do?

 

[notaskwid]

Did he do anything (good) besides happening to be the mayor during 9/11?

He was on one episode of Seinfeld.

 

[RPGCrazied]

His whole cabinet is full of crazy, corrupt people. I literally can't think of one pick of his I remotely like.

 

[TylerD]

The Wikipedia summary on his private consulting business so you know what to expect:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuliani_Partners

Ctrl + F "cyber" - no results
Ctrl + F "computer" - no results

This is probably a good idea.

 

[The Last Wizard]

Did he do anything (good) besides happening to be the mayor during 9/11?

He rounded up minorities with stop and frisk, (good for racists).

 

[KernelPanic]

Rudy is the best at information security:

Might as well join the USG and Russia networks together.

 

[CaviarMeths]

His only experience with computers is probably searching for pictures of himself on 9/11 on Google.

 

[Grug]

 

[ianpm31]

I'm going to make a guess and say Rudy does not know anything about cyber security. What a joke

 

[SapphiCine]

Jesus christ.

 

[samoscratch]

This is fucked...

 

[Gordon Shumway]

His only experience with computers is probably searching for pictures of himself on 9/11 on Google.

 

[Bluth54]

I'm going to make a guess and say Rudy does not know anything about cyber security. What a joke

Yeah my first thought when hearing this pick was "What does Rudy know about cyber security?"

 

[FStubbs]

At least you can't stop and frisk someone on the internet.

Or can you?!

 

[CountAntonius]

He knows anything about cyber?

 

[Kayhan]

Rudy is going to teach America to cyber.

 

[Sarcastic Poster]

God, Rudy is such a fucking shithouse. Trump's cabinet is literally going to be the worst man for the job in every position.

 

[bobnowhere]

All that sucking up for an informal roll. I wonder if Christie has a job yet? Put him in charge of bridges?

 

[Randolph Freelander]

If anything, and going by everything else surrounding Trump's picks, this only means that Guiliani was the one personally working with Russia as they were hacking the DNC.

 

[Tugatrix]

Tech Guy: Mr Guiliani we need to do data mining on....
Rudy: Excuse you need what?
Tech Guy: Data mining, it's collecting data, like IP adresses...
Rudy: you lost me there
....
hours later
....
Tech Guy: This is a keybord, we type things on it, so we can do all the other stuff.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Tech Guy: Mr Guiliani we need to do data mining on....
Rudy: Excuse you need what?
Tech Guy: Data mining, it's collecting data, like IP adresses...
Rudy: you lost me there
....
hours later
....
Tech Guy: This is a keybord, we type things on it, so we can do all the other stuff.

Ok but how does a keyboard know what I'm typing?

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Giuliani going to round up all those 400 lbs. Barons out there.

Joke's on him, I'm under 200!

 

[ThatStupidLion]

@rudy

A/s/l ?

s2r

 

[Verelios]

Lol, nepotism at its finest. I've said it once and I'll say it again, Fuck RUDY

 

[Tugatrix]

Ok but how does a keyboard know what I'm typing?

Tech Guy: the electronics circuites...
Rudy: what is that?
....
months later
....
Tech Guy: electricity is...

 

[mackattk]

His dental insurance has to be light years better than the majority of the country's, and that's the best he can do?

DENTAL PLAN
Giuliani needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
Giuliani needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
Giuliani needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
Giuliani needs braces

 

[mugurumakensei]

All that sucking up for an informal roll. I wonder if Christie has a job yet? Put him in charge of bridges?

nah, Christie is an informal adviser on food for the Whitehouse menu.

 

[Spiral Insanity]

russian hackers watch out

 

[massoluk]

Really? Come on, dude. Peter Thiel doesn't want the job I take it?

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Oh, good.

russian hackers watch out

im sure they're terrified

 

[Salty Rice]

First official picture of the new american Cyber Defense at work.

 

[BriGuy]

All things considered, it's probably where he can do the least amount of harm.

 

[KernelPanic]

No one seems to know what his company actually does.

http://www.zdnet.com/article/nobody...iulianis-cybersecurity-company-actually-does/

Giuliani spent much of his time consulting after leaving office as mayor of New York at the end of 2001. His venture claims to offer "a comprehensive range of security and crisis management services." His consulting firm has hired controversial staffers, and has worked for questionable clientele, reports have said.

 

[Beartruck]

Is there a way to implement stop and frisk for the internet? I'm sure he'll try and figure it out.

 

[SpinningBirdKick]

Rudy will tackle these hackers head on as soon as his assistant finishes printing out his emails.

 

[Toros]

Does this mean there's still hope for Mittens to get a position too?

 

[mugurumakensei]

Is there a way to implement stop and frisk for the internet? I'm sure he'll try and figure it out.

Every time you say "It's lit fam.", the FBI will show up and ask questions.

 

[gamerMan]

It's going to be great. Real great! He got the Donald tape and is going to "leak" it all over Donald's golden yellow hair.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Rudy is the best at information security:

Might as well join the USG and Russia networks together.

That site is definitely going to be hacked as a joke.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

More trash.

 

[Ferrio]

Rudy is the best at information security:

Might as well join the USG and Russia networks together.

That site is about to be fucked.

 

[Premium Quality]

Is there a way to implement stop and frisk for the internet? I'm sure he'll try and figure it out.

Stay safe BlackGAF. Watch out for the cyber police.

 

[Flux]

Stay safe BlackGAF. Watch out for the cyber police.

"Boy, what are you doing on this part of the cyber web?"

After some reading today, looks like Giuliani hasn't done anything other than leverage a disaster into his own personal gain. And that cameo on Seinfeld.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I bet he types with one hand and just his index finger.

 

[mackattk]

His website is down already

 

[Breakage]

Where else can u get a cyber security role like this without knowing a thing about cyber security?

 

[Linkura]

Site is 503'd. I was able to take a look for a few seconds before it went down. Looks like something from 9/11.

 

[RinsFury]

Rudy as Cyber Security Advisor? Isn't he still on AOL dialup?

 

[NHarmonic.]

Welcome to the United States of Kleptocracy.

Make America Great Again! by putting ignorant, brain dead rich men in charges they don't know shit about! Anti-vaxxers, climate skeptics, the list goes on and on!