This seems like some of the anti-poor shit, bootstrap, Randian bullshit that Paul Ryan blasts loads over. And Trumps hearing these loads being blown down the hall and he's like, "Paul, there's come everywhere!"
And the Ryan is all, "I just thought of a new way to screw the poor over! We'll tax food stamp use so stores have to charge the poor more! That'll get those xbox playing losers into the coal mines."
And Trump says, "I usually come a lot more when I get those ideas, Paul. My ideas are better, too. The best ideas. "
"Oh yeah," says Ryan as he approaches Trump.
"Yeah, I bet I can fuck the poor over harder and come twice as hard as you'll ever hope to."
They cross their erections as they stand face to face.
...To be continued.
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