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[RedBaron17]

A wrongfully imprisoned, daily tortured man receives a slip with the number "8" written as his answer for how many years he has left.

He was holding the paper wrong.

I would change it from "wrongfully imprisoned" to "recently graduated, daily tortured man receives a slip with the number "8" written as his answer for how many years he has left on his student loan..."

True horror.

 

[casmith07]

Each step crackled down the hallows. Branches jerked tears from the eye.

Wait are they branches or people's bones...?

 

[casmith07]

You wake up and look at your watch: November 7th, 2012.

Mitt Romney is President.

 

[Burai]

I tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

 

[Plasticine]

She feels his body press against her and his fingers tease her throat. Opening her eyes, she sees her boyfriend slumped in a pool of blood, his dead eyes staring at her.

 

[DiscoShark]

Cursing at his foolishness, he kicked the corpse at his feet.

They usually didn't kick back.

~

They'd called it an abscess that'd been growing beneath the skin at my shoulder.

It preferred the name, "Charlie".

 

[Alligatorjandro]

A man with the biggest smile came into my shop to buy baby clothes.

A week later the same man without the smile returned those clothes.

 

[Link Man]

There's no conclusive way for a schizophrenic to discern reality from illusion.

Just thought you should know.

 

[Ithil]

Way too many "dead baby" ones. You get desensitized fast.

 

[Plasticine]

Unable to run any further, she collapsed to the ground. Feeling the blade bite into her back, she hoped it would be quick and painless: it was neither.

 

[mm04]

Next gen is coming. Fanboys on gaming side assembling.

 

[Jintor]

There's something in your ear, now. It's never going away.

 

[Santerestil]

A man is driving with his son and gets in a terrible car accident. The man dies at the scene but when arriving at the hospital, the doctor says "I can't work on this boy...he's my son..."

Spoiler

Conservative horror?

Spoiler

Yeah... THE DOCTOR WAS THE MOTHER!!!

 

[Link Man]

Your medication is no longer having any effect. Of course, you may not even remember needing it.

 

[Culebra 64]

Martian crustaceans sucked her bone marrow.

Pitch dark, can't move. Please hurry.

 

[Boss Riovane]

As he lay there in the warm haven of his bedroom unbuttoning her blouse, the feeling of pure bliss and satisfaction being with the love of his life and her supple, taut skin created an overwhelming joy throughout his heart and loins. He hesitated for just a moment when he realized it would be much more fun with the rest of her from the pantry downstairs.

 

[burgervan]

He opened the lock box containing his inheritance. Inside, he found a pistol, a bullet and a note that read, "It's coming for you."

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Pitch dark, can't move. Please hurry.

Russian roulette, two guys, three bullets.

Read something along these lines once:

Succumbing to loneliness and despair, the sole survivor of the global plague threw himself from the roof of his apartment block. As he fell, he heard the sound of a phone ringing.

nice one

 

[Nappuccino]

that's what I meant. I would be ecstatic to hear someone knock on my door if I had assumed everyone is dead.

It's more a "if there are no humans left, what's knocking" than "oh, it's actually a person".

 

[zethren]

"Guess my name and I'll let you live", the man said.

The man has no name.

 

[Justin]

If you guys like these you should follow the "Welcome to Night Vale" twitter feed because this is pretty much all they tweet. If you are not familiar with Welcome to Night Vale it is a podcast of a NPR like radio station that takes place in a small desert town called Night Vale where every single conspiracy is true. It is really funny. Make sure you start at episode one because it has some serial elements.

Some of my favorite tweets.

A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says "I feel cold." The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost.

We use every part of the animal. The body. The breath. The afternoon shadow. The fear before it died. The memory of it now that it's gone.

Proposed law to add screaming, wide eyes, instinctive defensive hand gestures to Pledge of Allegiance

Give yourself a hand. Treat yourself to skin. Stop decaying, you deserve it!

Whatever's in your oven smells good. Oh, sorry, it smells WELL. It also has excellent vision and three rows of teeth. Chain your oven shut.

https://twitter.com/NightValeRadio

 

[Talon]

He knocked down the cold, frozen door.

"Ice to meet you."

 

[Conciliator]

he thought it wasn't a demon butt monster. but then it turned out to be a demon butt monster.

 

[AcridMeat]

Wait are they branches or people's bones...?

Open to interpretation, I just liked how the words went together.

 

[Culebra 64]

Russian roulette, two guys, three bullets.

The grass was greener in Hell.

 

[realraptor]

Somewhere in someplace, something is watching you while you masturbate.

 

[LakeEarth]

They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me.






Bonus sentence:

Spoiler

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Remember those two sentence horror stories everyone was writing? Well, one of them turned out to be true.

 

[weepy]

The newlyweds very much didn't enjoy their trip to the Grand Canyon. Correction, "into" the Grand Canyon.

 

[Collete]

edit: never mind.

 

[Space Avocat]

I was caving deep in the Earth when I heard this story and it freaked me out. It's probably an urban legend but, here goes:

John developed his photos after he returned from his 10 day, solo-hike across the remote woods of Northern Canada. While sifting through the photos he found several of himself sleeping in his hammock throughout his trip.

 

[Metalmarc]

The Family cried as the doctor reached over to pull the plug on his life support machine,
Mike tried to scream "No", but no one in the room could hear mike's screams

 

[Metalmarc]

I bet Jennifer wished she hadn't placed that Advert on Craigslist for a roommate now, she'd probably would still be here with us.

Still it's a nice apartment, i think i'll be happy living here

 

[Mike Works]

I'm going to go through this thread next time I get bored and edit all of the comma splices.

 

[TheDiabolical]

after sex he withdrew his penis from her vagina to remove the condom. then noticed the condom had failed.

 

[Culebra 64]

Metallic scent in the air, hands sticky, indecipherable forms slumped in abnormal positions. I hated forgetting why I walked in a room.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Nina's eyes popped out of what was left of her back. This was the worst day of her life.

 

[HiResDes]

And as I pumped and pumped with all of my might, she looked back and said, "Could you please just cum soon?"

 

[PFD]

Poured bowl of cereal. No milk.

That's ok, you can just add milk later. The real horror is when you run out after pouring a bit of milk into the bowl.

 

[vikki]

They were pounding on the door for me to let them in. There was no way I was going to open that closet door.

 

[abstract alien]

I would change it from "wrongfully imprisoned" to "recently graduated, daily tortured man receives a slip with the number "8" written as his answer for how many years he has left on his student loan..."

True horror.

Nope. The other edit was much better.

 

[Harken Raiser]

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

I liked this one.

 

[weepy]

Infant drowned in the Fountain of Youth.

 

[Link Man]

I weep for you now.

It's hard getting used to a new body.

 

[jaxword]

They were pounding on the door for me to let them in. There was no way I was going to open that closet door.

They were pounding on the door to let them out...

 

[abstract alien]

A deranged man pleaded to police that a sock stealing demon was indeed living in his cloths drier, and it promised to snatch a sock should the man return home.

Forced out, he returned to his residence only to discover a left foot and a badge in his drier, though a sock was never seen.

 

[JambiBum]

It's a boy.

But I'm a man.

 

[Derwind]

Restless, I wake up in the night.

I look in the mirror to find another staring back.

 

[PaulExcellent]

The curious boy looked through the keyhole and saw a dark red blur, to his surprise.
When he asked who lived in the quiet room upstairs, the receptionists answered "strange people with bloody red eyes".


An abridged version of a story I liked. I also tried to make it rhyme.

Perfect.

 

[Ashes]

I struck a knife in its eye. Only to find a maggot's nest wriggle within.