Two sentence horror stories
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ResidentDante
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LMAO!
FeenieVonKarma
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Good point, though there's something about the bluntness of the words that feels like it's meant to slap you in the face, to shock you. Could have it either way
VaultBoy101
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He's got the whole world in his hands. It won't be much longer, though, before curiosity prevails and he can no longer resist the urge to squeeze.
DiipuSurotu
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The shortest ones would make great movie taglines.
MichaelFassbender
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"At least I have this terabyte of porn," said the randy man in the basement.
Then he saw the file extension.
Then he saw the file extension.
BlackNMild2k1
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I jumped off the line at the turn of the the green light. halfway through the intersection I noticed the Truck coming from my right didn't see his light had turned red...
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The sound of the phone ringing would come from the kitchen everytime I left the room. But the only phone I've owned for years, was the cell phone in my pocket.
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The sound of the phone ringing would come from the kitchen everytime I left the room. But the only phone I've owned for years, was the cell phone in my pocket.
Alligatorjandro
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His screams could be heard across town. He felt helpless as he saw the pig run off with the last pancake.
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Deleted member 231381
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I feel like that after a night out too.
spandexmonkey
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Borrowed from Those Poor Bastards - I will bring you dead flowers
Right now, I need you.
Don't fight, I need you.
Right now, I need you.
Don't fight, I need you.
Look, in the past few weeks, I feel like we've stopped communicating. Maybe I should take the plastic bag off your head.
I returned home late from work and smiled as I heard my husband humming happily from our bathroom. My mobile rang and it was my husband calling from his office phone saying he would be stuck at work for at least another hour.
The dog and I were alone, playing with her toy ball, and it rolled beneath my bed. As I watched her look underneath to find it, she yelped with pure terror and sprinted away.
The dog and I were alone, playing with her toy ball, and it rolled beneath my bed. As I watched her look underneath to find it, she yelped with pure terror and sprinted away.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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-ied and woke up. It was all just a dream. And then he d-
BlackNMild2k1
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I was trying to brush my teeth, but they kept falling out and into the sink. I ran my hand across my head in disbelief as chunks of hair fell out just as easy as my teeth.
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I've been throwing up bloody chunks and teeth ever since I woke up. But they aren't my teeth; what did I do last night, what did I eat...
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I've been throwing up bloody chunks and teeth ever since I woke up. But they aren't my teeth; what did I do last night, what did I eat...
Every morning, Carl woke up with unexplained cuts and bruises all over his body, so he decided to set up a camera in his bedroom in an effort to find out what was going on at night.
The following day, the camera had disappeared and the words WE ARE SHY were carved into his flesh.
The following day, the camera had disappeared and the words WE ARE SHY were carved into his flesh.
dragonlife
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An older man awoke in a room he didn't recognize and found himself surrounded by three strangers.
His wife and daughters looked upon him with pained smiles as he drifted back into unconsciousness.
His wife and daughters looked upon him with pained smiles as he drifted back into unconsciousness.
Red Mage
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The realization of being the last human on earth threatened to crush Howard. He would have wiped the tears away, if he hadn't been a quadriplegic.
One day the sun, the moon, and the stars all disappeared. That was the day the Old Ones awoke.
I asked for a phone to be put in my coffin in case I was buried alive. Too bad I didn't remind them to charge the battery.
One day the sun, the moon, and the stars all disappeared. That was the day the Old Ones awoke.
I asked for a phone to be put in my coffin in case I was buried alive. Too bad I didn't remind them to charge the battery.
Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
Veeerrrryyy clever.
Niiiiiiice.
MaximumSpider
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I'm dying over here!
NotMyUsername
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"That's correct," said the doctor over his shoulder as he left the room.
Thought I'd finish your story. If anyone is bored here's another first sentence for someone else to use:
The teacher, red in the face, yelled at the young students, "It's not a tumor!"
BlackNMild2k1
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Then the Tumor turns around; all deformed and with eyes wide, stares at the class and says "I'm her parasitic twin..."
SixMachine
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A man cut himself shaving.....his balls.
edit:Though would .... count as 2 sentences or a sentence with 2 parts?
edit:Though would .... count as 2 sentences or a sentence with 2 parts?
Exotoro
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Shadowlink
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Triple H decides that new stars need to be built in order for the WWE to be more popular than ever.
Triple H defeats Orton and Batisa for the title at Wrestlemania 30.
SixMachine
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Triple H defeats Draxx the Destroyer. He then proceeds to take his title all across the Galaxy.
Audioboxer
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Login to GAF at E3.
Internal Server Error 500.
Internal Server Error 500.
The neighbour's dog wasn't afraid of Thomas, following the boy happily into the forest. Thomas emerged from the trees a few hours later, alone.
NotMyUsername
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The forest watched eagerly as the young boy and the small dog entered. Needles and leaves fell in uncontrolled anticipation.
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