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[ldcommando]

Brace for a woman getting beat down

 

[slightconfuse]

Joanna time!!!

 

[Archer]

Joanna is gonna own Valerie.

GG.

 

[Infernostew]

Give it like 2 hours.

No way.. like an hour tops

 

[Dr.Acula]

This poor Canuck is gonna die

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

Yea, but I've kinda seen this punch in Boxing a lot and it rarely drops people like that.

MMA is probably a whole different dynamic with punches I'm guessing.

It's the gloves

 

[Angelus Errare]

Fit as a Cello doesn't have the same ring.

I mean, you don't wanna get hit by one of those, either, but still...

Oh definitely, but I chuckled at the statement.

Dat 6% fan vote for Valerie to win lol

6%'ers about to get paid! :3

 

[Obliterator]

Yea, but I've kinda seen this punch in Boxing a lot and it rarely drops people like that.

MMA is probably a whole different dynamic with punches I'm guessing.

Much smaller gloves + Heavyweights

 

[YaGaMi]

Bruh.

WEC Aldo is gone and never coming back. Just accept it.

Nah bruh. He's going back to his favela roots. BELIEVE!!

 

[Archer]

This poor Canuck is gonna die

She'll be smashed, but be ok.

rekt

 

[zewone]

My bae Joanna about to get that performance of the night check.

 

[FUME5]

If we're being honest, Heel, Pristine_Condition, and I would kick everyone's asses because we're from the Vale Tudo era.

Can I call myself Fume 3000 and bring the sledgehammer from my work van?

 

[Obliterator]

Joanna: "If she dies...she dies."

 

[Dr.Acula]

No way.. like an hour tops

I remember that last time Ronda fought, that was brutal, I legit passed out and caught it in the morning. At least we're at the co-main before midnight Eastern this time.

 

[Infernostew]

Come on Joanna!

 

[Archer]

Joanna: "If she dies...she dies."

cold shit

 

[Tubie]

Much smaller gloves + Heavyweights

Yea this is what I suspected.

 

[StylesClash]

Here comes the massacre in Melbourne

 

[Dr.Acula]

Holy shit it's an arena full of lawn chairs.

 

[YaGaMi]

Time to feel some polish power Valerie!

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Holy shit it's an arena full of lawn chairs.

YO! I thought I was imagining things.

 

[Heel]

If we're being honest, Heel, Pristine_Condition, and I would kick everyone's asses because we're from the Vale Tudo era.

Headbutts and keylocks for everyone.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Holy shit it's an arena full of lawn chairs.

Nosebleed gets cushions, ring side gets hard plastic lol.

 

[Guru-Guru]

Valerie going to get her face rearranged.

 

[Archer]

 

[Angelus Errare]

I hope Valerie's daughter isn't watching. ;_;

 

[zewone]

Right leg, hospital; left leg, cemetery.

 

[Alucard]

As a man who was born in Poland, mostly grew up in Ontario Canada, but now works in Montreal, Quebec...I'm not sure whom I should root for here.

 

[strikeselect]

This is like throwing a defenseless lamb against a lion. :-(

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

Valerie seeing her own demise

 

[FUME5]

She is going to murder this girl.

 

[Obliterator]

GET READY. JOANNA CHAMPION!!!!

 

[Archer]

Valerie seeing her own demise

How much is her pay day if she loses?

 

[Fox318]

Joanna is gonna destroy her

 

[ldcommando]

As a man who was born in Poland, mostly grew up in Ontario Canada, but now works in Montreal, Quebec...I'm not sure whom I should root for here.

Joanna even if you ignore where you were born.

 

[FUME5]

Headbutts and keylocks for everyone.

You're Paul Varlans, aren't you.

 

[Dr.Acula]

As a man who was born in Poland, mostly grew up in Ontario Canada, but now works in Montreal, Quebec...I'm not sure whom I should root for here.

Just post "That's my Girl right there!" after the fight.

 

[Angelus Errare]

How much is her pay day if she loses?

Doesn't matter. You can't take money where Valerie is going.

 

[Obliterator]

Doesn't matter. You can't take money where Valerie is going.

LOL

 

[imBask]

so my homegirl is about to die isn't she

 

[Archer]

Doesn't matter. You can't take money where Valerie is going.

dammmnnnn lol

 

[Alucard]

Just post "That's my Girl right there!" after the fight.

Based on reactions in here and based on the facial expressions and confidence of the women in there right now, my money's on Joanna.

 

[Archer]

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

Doesn't matter. You can't take money where Valerie is going.

😂 lol

 

[StylesClash]

Joanna is an assassin plain and simple. And a pleasure to watch.

 

[twozerotwo]

Doesn't matter. You can't take money where Valerie is going.

Wh-where's she going?

 

[Alucard]

so my homegirl is about to die isn't she

You never know, man. Buster Douglas had his day against Tyson.

 

[Infernostew]

Valerie is gonna get slaughtered.. hell, if Penne didn't stand a chance... this is gonna be bad time for her.

 

[Fox318]

Doesn't matter. You can't take money where Valerie is going.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Women's is so messed up, you're having 8s fight for the championship.

I look forward to the women's card in 15 years, but now it's a mess.