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[Guru-Guru]

What did Jones say in that short video posted? I'm at work and can't watch it.

 

[pixelation]

Oh brother... not another cancelled fight...

 

[Lazyslob]

Seems plausible. I forgive him.

omg he left his twitter open and his gf tweeted all those!

 

[Obliterator]

What did Jones say in that short video posted? I'm at work and can't watch it.

Looks at the camera and tell them to "suck on these nutz" and lets out a few bizarre laughs.

His eyes are also out of focus. Looks like he's messed up on something

 

[Mental Atrophy]

It seems the only thing one who can defeat Jon Jones is Bones himself: whether it's by throwing illegal elbows, getting DUIs, using cocaine, or fleeing the scene of an accident.

 

[Lazyslob]

It seems the only thing one who can defeat Jon Jones is Bones himself: whether it's by throwing illegal elbows, getting DUIs, using cocaine, or fleeing the scene of an accident.

and the worst of it all

Spoiler

eye pokes

 

[Guru-Guru]

Looks at the camera and tell them to "suck on these nutz" and lets out a few bizarre laughs.

His eyes are also out of focus. Looks like he's messed up on something

Ha, thanks.

I guess he's running from the police questioning right now so he sobers up beforehand? What a crazy situation.

 

[BronsonLee]

Looks at the camera and tell them to "suck on these nutz" and lets out a few bizarre laughs.

His eyes are also out of focus. Looks like he's messed up on something

It's worth pointing out that he's referencing that Deez Nuts Youtube video that's been going viral.

 

[Heel]

lol ya'll are reading way too far into that YouTube video. It's a parody.

 

[Obliterator]

It's worth pointing out that he's referencing that Deez Nuts Youtube video that's been going viral.

lol ya'll are reading way too far into that YouTube video. It's a parody.

I have actually never heard of this so my bad. I dont watch any of that viral stuff really

 

[BronsonLee]

I have actually never heard of this so my bad. I dont watch any of that viral stuff really

The only reason I know about is because someone showed me at work. It's pretty stupid, naturally.

 

[Syntsui]

This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LlQNty_C8s

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LlQNty_C8s

no this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuI1VaYMVnc

 

[YoungHav]

What a fuck up. Was he like this before the fame? When did he start using and what condition is the victim?

 

[TheKaeptain]

lol ya'll are reading way too far into that YouTube video. It's a parody.

It was actually a insta video he deleted earlier during the day.

 

[Heel]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/27/jon-jones-investigation-cop-idd-ufc-star-running-from-crash-scene/

An off-duty police officer says he witnessed a man he believed to be Jon Jones running from a hit and run crash -- ON FOOT -- moments after the accident ... TMZ Sports has learned.

The Albuquerque Police Dept. tells us ... the suspect literally ran from the scene Sunday morning moments after the collision, which injured a 20-year-old pregnant woman.

We're told an off-duty police officer happened to be in the area ... and told investigators he watched a man flee the scene ... a man who he believed to be Jon Jones.

BTW -- Jones is 6'4" and 205 pounds.

Cops tell us they searched the suspect's vehicle -- a rental car -- and found documents with Jon's name on them.

We're told cops have still not spoken with Jones -- but say he's still a person of interest in the investigation.

 

[dem]

Jon Jones is such a trainwreck

Remember when he was being played up like a freaking superhero? haha

What a gong show. Dana's head must be about to explode.


Shame.. because he's probably the best fighter we've seen in the UFC.

 

[jmdajr]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/27/jon-jones-investigation-cop-idd-ufc-star-running-from-crash-scene/

wow

 

[harSon]

I can see it now...

"Jon Jones rescues school children from burning building on his way to turn himself into Police."

 

[DoktorEvil]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/27/jon-jones-investigation-cop-idd-ufc-star-running-from-crash-scene/

So who what that other dude that was posted earlier?

A coincidence?

 

[Softgels]

JBJ might be killed the cops. Large black man, dangerous fighter. I hope Dana has him in hiding first.

 

[ron_bato]

From ESPN's Brett Okamoto's twitter

Brett Okamoto ‏@bokamotoESPN
Jones Update: ABQ off duty policeman identified Jones running from three-car accident. He was in a rental car. Marijuana pipe inside.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/592708841369948162

 

[dream]

Brett Okamoto @bokamotoESPN · 3m 3 minutes ago
According to police report, suspect fled then returned to the car to grab a large hand full of cash.

Wow, so this fucking guy is trafficking now.

 

[Heel]

I dunno, dream. They could've been $1 bills.

 

[Spider from Mars]

I still believe that Jon is chasing down the man who really caused the accident. Jon is a real hero, remember the purse snatcher? Illegal activities will not be tolerated by Johnny. Once he apprehends the real suspect, he will turn him into the police.

 

[funkystudent]

Dana going to have to do some serious work to sweep this one under the rug

 

[Heel]

https://vine.co/v/eWTqAUwKVM0

 

[Purexed]

Time to strip him of the title. He really needs to get his shit together, I don't care how talented he is.

 

[Dysun]

Must have scooped up that kilo on his way out

 

[Chamber]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/27/jon-jones-investigation-cop-idd-ufc-star-running-from-crash-scene/

On foot? Damn, didn't realize Jon had "getting away from the cops" speed.

 

[Dysun]

Jones probably evaded DUI and whatever other felonies by fleeing, and will only get a misdemeanor for leaving the scene. Smart move

 

[Kusagari]

Jones was in a right enough state of mind to know to get the fuck out of dodge.

 

[Heel]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9qbQ3xFsQDpY01fRENVQ0JXY3M/view

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/4/2...on-jones-allegedly-fled-on-foot-from-accident

 

[dream]

Andrei Arlovski
‏@AndreiArlovski
Was just involved in a hit and run car accident with 4 cars...

Word on the street is that Bones Jones was involved with this hit and run too.

 

[DoktorEvil]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9qbQ3xFsQDpY01fRENVQ0JXY3M/view

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/4/2...on-jones-allegedly-fled-on-foot-from-accident

How did they get a hold of the police report?

Isn't something like that privileged information?

 

[blackflag]

How did they get a hold of the police report?

Isn't something like that privileged information?

Police reports are usually public I believe.

 

[Host Samurai]

I'm starting to like Jones more and more. Dude is a hilarious troll

 

[Hex]

So is this where Dana calls Harvey Keitel?

 

[Gr1mLock]

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Can the police do a follicle drug test and detect cocaine? I bet bones shows up in 48 hours bald as fuck lol.

 

[Obliterator]

Just saw the update

Fled on foot, 3 car crash, pregnant woman in one of them, handfuls of cash, drug paraphernalia

Jesus Jones, dude sounds like a trainwreck. He needs intervention man or this is going to spiral out of control and ruin his life

 

[Dysun]

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 11m 11 minutes ago
From ABQ PD: We are working on an arrest warrant for Jon Jones. The female suffered a broken arm … (Cont'd)

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 7m 7 minutes ago
Cont'd from ABQ PD: … which has elevated the charge to Felony Leaving the Scene of an Accident." (Cont'd)


Shit is getting worse for him

 

[cirrhosis]

Dude's done if the charge sticks

 

[Obliterator]

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 11m 11 minutes ago
From ABQ PD: We are working on an arrest warrant for Jon Jones. The female suffered a broken arm … (Cont'd)

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 7m 7 minutes ago
Cont'd from ABQ PD: … which has elevated the charge to Felony Leaving the Scene of an Accident." (Cont'd)


Shit is getting worse for him

Holy shit broken arm and facing felony charges.

Dude fucked up this time badly. Am I allowed to change thread names? I'd like to update its confirmed he is the hit and run and that its not just questioning anymore

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

HE IN LOVE WIT THE COCO
CAUSE HE GET IT FOR THE LOW LOW

Then he hit a girl like uh oh
Now he chased by the po-po

 

[Poudini]

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 11m 11 minutes ago
From ABQ PD: We are working on an arrest warrant for Jon Jones. The female suffered a broken arm … (Cont'd)

at least she didn't get her eyes poked

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Lol this fucking fraud. All that money and you can't call a limo, cab, or uber/lyft.

 

[Lazyslob]

"dey dont tink like i tink" - jon jones

 

[cr_blah_blah]

if you're going to run back to the car for the money, the least you should do is grab your weed stuff while you're at it. Infact, fuck the money and take your weed instead.

 

[Afrikan]

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 11m 11 minutes ago
From ABQ PD: We are working on an arrest warrant for Jon Jones. The female suffered a broken arm … (Cont'd)

Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani · 7m 7 minutes ago
Cont'd from ABQ PD: … which has elevated the charge to Felony Leaving the Scene of an Accident." (Cont'd)


Shit is getting worse for him

I thought I read minor injury?

I guess I never knew what is considered minor... maybe I'm just a Bitch because a broken arm is not minor in my book.