So, uh, tangentially - how are the regional Mayoral elections playing out? Got my campaign literature in the post for the West Midlands, and it's a real fuckin' trip.
Each candidate has got a double page spread for advertising, and I had a good time dissecting them. Here are my findings:
Conservatives - Lots of background on the candidate, a poke at Labour, policy nearly non-existent and mostly empty platitudes. The candidate seems like a fucking pre-programmed robot in video interviews.
The UKIPs - Looks like it was designed by a colourblind horse, a fair bit of policy, but under closer inspection all of it is just riddled with dog whistle nonsense. E.G: "Ensure housing goes to local people". Yes, italics and all. Supports nationalising the M6 toll road.
Liberal Democrats - Wooly, weird. Probably supports nationalising the M6 toll road, but not in the literature provided. Spread looks like a poster you'd see in a Primary School.
Communist (yes, really) - Don't actually believe in the Mayor position but standing anyway, will donate whole salary to charity, surprisingly big on policy even if they are a bit pie-in-the-sky, supports nationalising the M6 toll road.
Greens - Nicely designed, will donate most of the salary to charity and only take the average salary for the region at £28,000, light on policy but worth researching into a bit more because the candidate comes across quite well in video interviews. Probably supports nationalising the M6 toll road, but not in the literature provided.
Labour - Candidate is a fairly notorious wanker, but the campaign literature had a few fleshed out policy ideas that seemed realistic to some degree, plus a poke at the Conservatives. Supports nationalising the M6 toll road.
Not particularly encouraging, but I think I'll have my first vote going to the Greens and my second to Labour in the hope that the candidate is just a figurehead and the actual work is being done by someone else.
Weirdly enough, my dad is thinking first vote Tories, second to the Greens. He also told me he'd like to see the M6 toll road nationalised. We then had a discussion about cognitive dissonance.