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[Kard8p3]

what the FUCK

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Trystane: I'll kill you first! Just allow me to turn my back to you aaaaand...oh shit! How unexpected!

 

[smokeandmirrors]

bahahahahahaha

 

[Basileus777]

Pulpy nonsense. But better than last season's Dorne.

 

[SargerusBR]

martells dead left and right lmao

 

[The One and Done™]

Oh wow. Dorne just got interesting

 

[Namikaze1]

Fuck

 

[Valhelm]

This could have been a great opportunity to take Trystane to Meereen

but nope

 

[Dash_Riprock]

And we never ONCE got to see that guy use his big axe...

 

[petethepanda]

Well, I mean, for the show version of Dorne we got last season, this really isn't out of place.

 

[SpaceHorror]

Actually, you know what, just kill everyone in Dorne so we don't have to watch it anymore.

 

[StriKeVillain]

I can't believe I ever liked this show, Christ. This is like later-season True Blood levels now.

Completely agree. HBO lost their way. :-/

 

[Plasmid]

so they just decided to fast track the martell storyline. DAMN

 

[toddhunter]

So about Dorne not being a pointless filler side plot ...

I don't want to hear anybody tell me how important Euron is.

 

[Basileus777]

This could have been a great opportunity to take Trystane to Meereen

but nope

Why the fuck would they want to take him to Meereen?


All of this is more evidence that Dorne should never have been in the show.

 

[PR_rambo]

Okay that was awful

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

OBERYN ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

 

[Crimson_Gold]

fucking Bad Poosy brigade

That in the fuck? This is not what I expected at all

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Varys is still the best

can we get a show with him and only him

 

[Apt101]

TOld you all Young Griff's story was going to amount to shit. Thankfully GRRM slaved years over it.

 

[The One and Done™]

OBERYN ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

He's actually scratching his eyes out

 

[hydruxo]

Well that was a thing that happened

 

[WaffleTaco]

TOld you all Young Griff's story was going to amount to shit. Thankfully GRRM slaved years over it.

Yeah...they are completely different story lines.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Get Dorne out of my show pls

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

He's actually scratching his eyes out

What's left of them at least.

 

[Damerman]

Glad dorn is done to be honest. I don't see where they can take it from here other than sand sisters sending an army to kings landing.

 

[petethepanda]

Original scenes with Tyrion and Varys continue to be the fucking best.

 

[jett]

This is really reminding me that this show has way too much shit going on. How exactly does D&D pretend to wrap this up in another season?

So about Dorne not being a pointless filler side plot ...

I don't want to hear anybody tell me how important Euron is.

This kind of shit is proof D&D have no real plan and don't really know what they're doing.

 

[Eidan]

Show Dorne only solidifies what everyone has known for over a decade, that book Dorne was pointless.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The One and Done™]

Get Dorne out of my show pls

No way. Oberyns evil Ex is a G.

 

[PR_rambo]

Hotah slayed a member of the kingsguard with ease in the books, here he jobs to Tyene, no fucks given LOL

 

[Valhelm]

live action road to el dorado

 

[jett]

Jon isn't getting resurrected this episode is he, they barely have time to introduce the dozen plotlines this show got going on lol.

 

[WaffleTaco]

Show Dorne only solidifies what everyone has known for over a decade, that book Dorne was pointless.

No, lol stop. Completely different plots.

 

[Apt101]

This is so awesome, Tyrion and Varys together. Like a buddy cop movie.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

No, lol stop. Completely different plots.

HEAR HEAR

 

[Choabac]

Paraphrasing: We're not leaving Mereen anytime soon.

Goddamn it.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

This is so awesome, Tyrion and Varys together. Like a buddy cop movie.

see now this i would watch

 

[toddhunter]

No, lol stop. Completely different plots.

Ok but the other plot goes absolutely nowhere as well.

 

[Hobohodo]

WHITE PUSSY HAIR

Masterful dialogue

 

[Madness]

Khaleesi not coming to Westeros until the final 5 minutes of the series finale.

 

[Eidan]

No, lol stop. Completely different plots.

The book honestly was not much better and will likely get the same result. Nothing.

 

[petethepanda]

"She won't be sailing to Westeros anytime soon."

*protracted exhale*

 

[smokeandmirrors]

some real purty shots in this episode

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

So in all that vast, wide open area Jorah just so happens to come to the exact spot to find that ring... L...O...L.



And yeah, ships burnt, lol.

 

[Apt101]

Kiss the ring J-Bear. Kiss it.

 

[DrForester]

Jorah thing seems a little pointless. Is there any chance she isn't saved by her Dragon?

 

[Dash_Riprock]

LOL dat Conan reference.

 

[Joeytj]

This is bullshit. I'll just root for the Lannisters instead of these Dorne murderers. Honestly, why even bother with Dorne? Are we supposed to be interested in how Oberyn's daughters and widow kill his brother and nephew? Why would they think that is ok?

Whatever, I'll just keep watching for Daenerys and Tyrion and to see if Jon comes back. Everything else has turned to shit. Arya's storyline bores me on the show for some reason, even though I love her in the books.