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[Lothar]

More emmy award winning dialogue.

 

[The One and Done™]

So in all that vast, wide open area Jorah just so happens to come to the exact spot to find that ring... L...O...L.



And yeah, ships burnt, lol.

Not like there weren't a circle if hoof marks, identifying the area or anything

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Nobody expects the Dothraki Inquisition!

Ugh, what shit.

 

[Madness]

This is bullshit. I'll just root for the Lannisters instead of these Dorne murderers. Honestly, why even bother with Dorne? Are we supposed to be interested in how Oberyn's daughters and widow kill his brother and nephew? Why would they think that is ok?

Whatever, I'll just keep watching for Daenerys and Tyrion and to see if Jon comes back. Everything else has turned to shit. Arya's storyline bores me on the show for some reason, even though I love her in the books.

They are strong women and won't be ruled by weak men anymore. Please watch.

 

[Basileus777]

So in all that vast, wide open area Jorah just so happens to come to the exact spot to find that ring... L...O...L.

They were tracking her and found the spot she was captured, it's not really that ridiculous, especially in a pulpy fantasy show.

 

[DrForester]

Man, this new Kahl is pretty lame...

 

[Atraveller]

Doran's dead?

 

[WaffleTaco]

Ok but the other plot goes absolutely nowhere as well.

The book honestly was not much better and will likely get the same result. Nothing.

The plot definitely goes somewhere, it is just cliff-hangered like a bunch of other plots in that book. Dorne is all about setting up the plot for killing Tommen and Myrcella, with marrying Arianne to Young Griff, basically a decade long plan to get back at the Lannisters. In the show it's a revenge plan by Elleria because of Oberyn. Arriane's motivations are character have an actual arc because after seeing a kings guard member die, and Myrcella injured (who she wanted to crown Queen by the way), hooks up with Doran's plan because it is smart.

They are very different.

 

[Kuroyume]

Well this scene was just fucking stupid

 

[Kard8p3]

lmao this dothraki convo

 

[Eidan]

This is going to be a rough season for a lot of you. Why torture yourself and just wait for Winds of Winter in 202X, and then dream of how amazing Dream of Spring would be, if it had ever gotten made?

 

[philipnash19]

I didn't know dothraki were American...

"Grandma"

 

[Napalm_Frank]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

edit: seems like people still watching, not gonna discuss the ending just yet lol

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements, as...

 

[petethepanda]

Ugh.

 

[Ocarina_117]

The Dorne plot is a huge missed opportunity.

Viewers loved Oberyn and would have loved to see Doran's plan for revenge against the lannisters. But the sand snakes are GOD AWFUL, why have them kill Doran? Absolutely terrible characters.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Fuck dorne and whatever goes there

 

[Madness]

If they kill Ghost, god help the showrunners.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

After this scene, Arya becomes a lawyer and defends the weak in Hell's Kitchen.

 

[The One and Done™]

Ugh.

It is known

 

[jett]

Khaleesi not coming to Westeros until the final 5 minutes of the series finale.

Even if this woman had an entire season all to herself, I don't think she would be coming to Westeros by the end of it.

 

[Kuroyume]

Back to the wall... Back to something that's not totally a fucking mess and boring. Yay

 

[DrForester]

I hope they're going to do the cat scene with Arya.

 

[Marz]

Lol this show is so bad now

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

"See you tomorrow"

I see it. What you did there

 

[DrForester]

Boobs. Take a drink!


EDIT: Boobs. AHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol this show is so bad now

Arya and Wall stuff have been great so far.

 

[Sheroking]

The Dorne plot is a huge missed opportunity.

Viewers loved Oberyn and would have loved to see Doran's plan for revenge against the lannisters. But the sand snakes are GOD AWFUL, why have them kill Doran? Absolutely terrible characters.

Why would Doran want revenge on the Lannisters for Oberyns death?

They didnt murder him. He entered a trial by combat and lost. Straight forward. Oberyn painted Dorne as a fair-minded and justly run. It`s perfectly sensible for Doran to be more reasonable than that.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

The B in HBO stands for bewbs

"See you tomorrow"

I see it. What you did there

(☞ﾟヮ&#65439☞

 

[SargerusBR]

now we are talking


EDIT> WHAT THE SHIT

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Why would Doran want revenge on the Lannisters for Oberyns death?

They didnt murder him. He entered a trial by combat and lost. Straight forward. Oberyn painted Dorne as a fair-minded and justly run. It`s perfectly sensible for Doran to be more reasonable than that.

No one said he wanted revenge over oberyn's death.

 

[Kuroyume]

Ewwwwwwww

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Welp. I guess that's a fan theory confirmed, right?

 

[The One and Done™]

Still would

 

[DrForester]

It's the witch from Robin Hood: Prince of Theives. Screw Jon, bring back Alan Rickman.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Ungh

Another week for episode 2

Just resurrect Jon already

 

[smokeandmirrors]

WHAT

 

[StriKeVillain]

Like that scene from The Shining. Yuck.

 

[Violater]

Ewwww

 

[cartoon_soldier]

That was a short ass fucking episode

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

Whoa wtf

 

[Namikaze1]

Wat

 

[Ocarina_117]

Why would Doran want revenge on the Lannisters for Oberyns death?

They didnt murder him. He entered a trial by combat and lost. Straight forward. Oberyn painted Dorne as a fair-minded and justly run. It`s perfectly sensible for Doran to be more reasonable than that.

Doran's revenge isn't for Oberyn, it would be the same as Oberyn's goal - revenge for their sister. Tie in the sand snakes supporting him to avenge Oberyn.

I don't know. I loved Doran and his Viper in the Grass monologue was fantastic and would have been great in the show. Alexander Siddig is fantastic for it.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Whoah

She's even hotter

 

[suzu]

Cackling.

 

[WaffleTaco]

huh this is uhm what lol

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Dorne continues to be a source of great amusement.

 

[DrForester]

Man, that was a quick hour...

 

[SargerusBR]

Welp. I guess that's a fan theory confirmed, right?

What is the theory?

 

[Basileus777]

Was that the shortest episode of the series?

 

[Crimson_Gold]

huh this is uhm what lol

So lost right now lol