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Fucking hell. What a bunch of trolls.

Troll? That's GOOD! No one can post spoilers in that shit now.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

I'm sad now.

 

[Epix]

 

[Firehead]

LAUNCHING!

 

[wenis]

Fuck it...not going to class tomorrow.

 

[Slavik81]

Why'd Super Meat Boy knock off 90 minutes and Killing Floor take off practically nothing?

 

[MasterShotgun]

I... Huh... What.. 5 minutes... Fuck everything.

 

[duderon]

Gotta finish all the bars, folks.

 

[Zombie James]

I can't believe Killing Floor only took off 5 minutes. Five minutes.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

this meltdown is starting to taste delicious

 

[enzo_gt]

I AM SO MAD A BUNGIE VALVE

 

[JoeBoy101]

Unfucking believably weak. There's rigging it to fail, and then there's heavy-handed blatant manipulative bullshit that doesn't hold up even to their own logic. Jesus.

Christ, not even going to get it for midnight.

 

[Lostconfused]

The only way this could get better is if they delay the launch.

 

[clav]

Hahahaha, OK I literally have no idea how this works. None.

Some guy at Valve arbitrary changes the countdown timer number by subtracting seconds.

Look at the script.

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

Why'd Super Meat Boy knock off 90 minutes and Killing floor take off practically nothing?

because this shit is fixed. The user input has nothing to do with it.

 

[CarbonatedFalcon]

The Wiki is being hammered, lmao.

 

[heyf00L]

Maybe KF knocked off a percentage?

 

[KScorp]

Expanded to 61 test subjects...?

Also: "Firehead is now playing: Portal 2"

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Quick! EVERYBODY FLOCK TO AMNESIA!

 

[Lasthope106]

They see me trolling...

Killing Floor, the longest, most played game in this part of the ARG took fucking 5 minutes. Masterful trolling by GabeN and Co.

 

[XeroSauce]

Why'd Super Meat Boy knock off 90 minutes and Killing Floor take off practically nothing?

Because the whole thing is rigged from the start.



I wanted to believe.

 

[Emperor Bohe]

This is so funny. :lol

 

[Ultrabum]

Well, pre-determined.

Trollface.jpg

 

[sykoex]

I bet you guys feel dumb for not switching to Amnesia now huh?

 

[Blizzard]

LAUNCHING!

Please don't post screenshots, I'm trying to avoid spoilers. QQ

 

[Stitch]

 

[CrookedRain]

I ain't going to lie. Valve trolling with Killing Floor is hilarious.

 

[bluedeviltron]

Valve dun fucked up if the only thing that happens at the end of this countdown is Portal 2 getting unlocked on its release date.

 

[Campster]

Well with the remaining projections set to be 2 hours 3 hours for both the remaining games, is this it? An hour and five minutes or so from now? 12:40 EST release?

 

[LProtag]

Oh well. Not like it's much longer anyway.

 

[Jintor]

I've stopped caring about arbitrary fairness and perceived duty to consumers. Valve are God Tier trolls, and I applaud them for it.

 

[EviLore]

Wow, Valve.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

Fuck it...not going to class tomorrow.

We should totally do some co-op tomorrow.

 

[The Elite]

Hahahaha, OK I literally have no idea how this works. None.

It's fixed. It will be released when Valve says so.

 

[KScorp]

It's possible that the amount of time that's taken off is determined from how long ago the last game was finished.

 

[Mairu]

/jealous

https://www.facebook.com/Portal/posts/10150228929158689

Looks like the friend of Dinosaur thing was right, looked at his profile and saw Firehead was a friend of Dinosaur's. AHHHH waiting

 

[Misanthropy]

.

 

[TheOGB]

all this happening and then

holy shit i am in tears

 

[Tanolen]

Killing floor doing nothing means we are ahead of schedule, take pride in knowing we beat valve at their own game!

 

[Original-Blue]

5 minutes! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[webrunner]

Don't worry about Killing floor.

It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

 

[JaseC]

Quick! EVERYBODY FLOCK TO AMNESIA!

Do you honestly still believe that would help in any way?

 

[Zek]

IT'S DONE



WAIT, WHAT

 

[enzo_gt]

Seriously, my exact reaction.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Okay even I admit that KF thing was a low blow. Wow.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

"Firehead is now playing Portal 2."

 

[Sibylus]

*is screaming blood*

 

[FINALBOSS]

Fuck it...not going to class tomorrow.

Thatta boy

 

[Atomski]

So 61 people are playing now?

 

[Denali]

DAMMIT GABE LET'S DO THIS THING!